The Amityville Haunting

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Man:
THIS IS THE HOUSE, MAN.

SHOT 'EM ALL ONE BY ONE IN THE HEAD.

MY GOD, IT'S SO CREEPY.

COME ON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

IS THERE STILL STUFF

IN THERE?

YEAH. APPARENTLY

WHEN IT ALL HAPPENED,

THEY JUST PACKED UP AND LEFT.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE

ANY OF THE FURNITURE. I WAS ALL JUST LEFT THERE.

WAIT. SO THERE'S

STILL BEDS IN THERE?

OH, YEAH, THERE'S

STILL BEDS IN THERE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.

YEAH, WE SHOULD

CHECK IT OUT. COME ON.

OKAY. COME ON.

WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED?

I HEARD SOME REALLY CREEPY

STUFF ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

I DON'T KNOW.

DUDE WAS JUST CRAZY.

APPARENTLY WHEN HE WAS A THE POLICE STATION,

HE SAID IT WAS JUST TOO

EASY TO KILL 'EM ALL.

IT WAS JUS TOO EASY TO STOP.

WEREN'T THEY FOUND ON THEIR STOMACHS

OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

YEAH. THEY WERE ALL,

LIKE, FLIPPED.

SO, LIKE,

LAYING FACE DOWN.

THAT'S DISGUSTING.

HEY! HEY!

YOU READY YET?

COME ON.

RELAX.

DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU'D

BE DONE BY NOW. COME ON.

YEAH, I'VE ALMOS GOT IT, OKAY?

HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW

TO DO THIS, ANYWAYS?

MY MOM'S A REALTOR.

SO HE'S--

IT'S ONE OF THESE CODES, OKAY?

THERE'S, LIKE,

FIVE UNIVERSAL CODES AND...

YES!

MY NAME IS DONNY REDDIT.

THIS MAY BE THE LAST TIME

I'M EVER FILMING ANYTHING.

IF YOU FIND THIS,

MAKE SURE YOU TELL MY MOM

I LOVE HER.

ACTUALLY, NO.

TELL HER I HATE HER.

SHE'S A B*TCH.

COME ON.

HOW CREEPY IS THIS?

DONNY, HOW MANY PEOPLE

DID YOU SAY:

WERE KILLED HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

LIKE, FOUR OR SOMETHING.

SOME GUY WENT CRAZY AND JUST, LIKE,

KILLED HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.

HOW'D HE DO IT?

HE SHOT THEM WHILE THEY

WERE SLEEPING IN BED.

LIKE, ONE BY ONE.

WHAT? WHAT?

WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?

DID YOU SEE THAT?

DID YOU SEE--

YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY

JUST FREAKING OUT.

THERE'S NOTHING

ACTUALLY THERE.

OH, GET OUT!

GET OUT!

GO F*** YOURSELF,

OKAY?

HAVE YOU-- HOW MUCH

YOU BEEN DRINKING, HUH?

ARE YOU DRUNK YET?

ARE YOU COMPLETELY--

I KNOW. UP FRONT,

OOH, YEAH, SCARY.

I'M GOING TO EXPLORE HER.

WE'VE BEEN IN THE RES OF THE HOUSE.

HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING.

WELL, NOT ANYTHING.

YEAH. I SEE SOMETHING.

LET'S GE THE PARTY STARTED.

OH, MY GOD.

THIS IS SO CREEPY.

I LIKE THE LIGHT ON BETTER.

I WONDER IF SOMEBODY DIED

IN HERE.

[MOANING]

OH, LOOK AT THAT.

DID YOU SEE THIS CLOCK?

I'M ALMOST DONE. YEAH.

JUST GIVE ME A SEC.

YOU DONE?

I AM SO DONE.

YEAH?

IT'S... YOU HAVE NO--

AND I'M ALMOST FINISHED.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

[LAUGHS]

OH, MY GOD.

JESUS. WHAT?

WHAT'S WRONG?

[SCREAM]

[STATIC]

[MOANING]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING, STATIC]

TYLER, OFF THE LAWN.

YES, SIR.

HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT.

HI.

HI.

HOW ARE YOU?

TONY BENSON.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

CAMILLA WELDON.

THIS IS MY WIFE VIRGINIA.

HI THERE.

HI. VERY NICE TO MEET YOU.

AND THIS IS MY YOUNGEST,

MELANIE.

HI, MELANIE.

AND WE HAVE:

SERGEANT TYLER HERE.

JUST DON'T BOTHER HIM.

HE THINKS HE'S THE

NEXT STEVEN SPIELBERG.

HE FILMS EVERYTHING.

OH, DON'T WE ALL. YEAH.

AND MY OLDES DAUGHTER LORI.

LORI, OFF THE PHONE,

PLEASE. NOW.

GET THE F***

OUT OF MY FACE.

OKAY. LET'S TAKE

A LOOK AROUND.

GREAT.

JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW,

WE DO HAVE SOME OTHER

PLACES AVAILABLE TO SHOW YOU

IF YOU WOULD BE:

INTERESTED IN THOSE.

OH, I THINK I WOULD

BE VERY INTERESTED.

I DON'T THINK THAT'LL

BE NECESSARY.

I HAVE A GOOD FEELING

ABOUT THIS ONE.

AFTER YOU.

OKAY, THEN-- STOP.

RIGHT THIS WAY.

ALL RIGHT.

LET'S GO, TROOPS.

GO. COME ON.

SO YOU GUYS CAN SEE

ACTUALLY IT NEEDS A LITTLE

BIT OF A PAINT JOB.

THAT'S COMPLETELY AT YOUR

DISCRETION, OBVIOUSLY.

IT'S PERFECT.

GREAT. THEN LET'S TAKE

A LITTLE BIT MORE

OF A LOOK AT THE PLACE.

Virginia:
TYLER.

VERY NICE OPEN FLOOR PLAN.

HONEY, HERE IS

YOUR GOURMET KITCHEN.

Lori:
THIS HOUSE

SUCKS BALLS.

[whispering] ARE YOU OU OF YOUR MIND TALKING LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW--

DOUGLAS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

DOUGLAS.

GET OUT OF MY FACE.

JUST TELL ME:

WHAT THIS IS.

THAT'S SOMETHING

I'M GONNA FIX.

ABSOLUTELY.

IT'S PERFECT.

LOOK AT THESE COUNTERS.

Virginia:

IT'S NICE. YEAH.

Douglas:
IT'S-- I LOVE IT.

IT FEELS LIKE HOME TO ME.

IT FEELS LIKE HOME.

THERE'S SPACE FOR A GARDEN.

WE COULD HAVE A GARDEN.

A FOOTBALL FIELD MAINLY.

OKAY.

A LITTLE GARDEN.

WELL, THERE COULD BE A FOOTBALL

FIELD THERE, BUT OVER HERE--

THE TIRE SWING COMES WITH

THE HOUSE, I IMAGINE.

DOES THE TIRE SWING

COME WITH THE HOUSE?

YES. IT COMES

WITH THE HOUSE.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL

ABOUT THE HOUSE?

TYLER, FORWARD MARCH.

COME ON.

Tyler:
YES, SIR.

YEAH. SO FOLLOW ME

RIGHT THIS WAY.

WELL, WHAT ABOU THIS ROOM RIGHT HERE?

IS THAT ANOTHER BEDROOM?

YES, THAT IS

A BEDROOM.

OH.

WHAT?

LET'S WAIT OUT HERE,

BUDDY.

[BUZZING]

DAD, WHAT'S THAT?

HUH.

YEAH.

NOTHING WE CAN'T HANDLE.

Lori:
THIS IS

TOTALLY MY ROOM.

OKAY. SO THANK YOU GUYS

SO MUCH FOR COMING.

I WILL LET YOU GUYS HANG

OUT AND DISCUSS A LITTLE BI HOW YOU FEEL

ABOUT THE HOUSE,

AND I WILL BE RIGHT OUTSIDE

IF YOU GUYS:

HAVE ANY QUESTIONS.

OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD

ABOUT HER.

BE NICE, PLEASE.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I LOVE IT, DADDY.

THANK YOU.

DO YOU HEAR THAT?

WELL, SHE DOESN' REALLY KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED HERE,

DOES SHE?

[whispering] LOOK...

THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW

WHAT HAPPENED HERE, OKAY?

WE DON'T WANT IT TO

SEEM WORSE THAN IT LOOKS.

THIS IS WHAT WE CAN

AFFORD RIGHT NOW, OKAY?

I UNDERSTAND THAT.

I MEAN,

IT HAS ENOUGH BEDROOMS.

I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

OKAY. IF IT'S--

FOR THE MONEY,

IT'S EXACTLY--

IT'S ALL WE CAN GET.

WE CAN'T MOVE ANYMORE.

OKAY.

THIS IS IT.

OKAY.

OKAY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGH WITH IT?

I'M ALL RIGHT WITH IT.

YOU SURE?

I'M SURE.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

WE'RE HOME!

YAY!

[GASPS]

OH, MY GOD!

TAKE THE FAMILY INSIDE.

CALL 911.

GO INSIDE, GO INSIDE.

CALL 911. JUST DO IT.

GO ON, DO IT.

GO, GO, GO, GO.

[KNOCKING]

HEY, MOM.

HEY, HONEY.

I'M REALLY NOT IN THE MOOD

FOR THE CAMERA TODAY, OKAY?

YOU SHOULD BE:

HELPING SOMEONE:

AND NOT PLAYING:

WITH THE CAMERA.

ENOUGH WITH THE CAMERA.

OFF, PLEASE.

YES, MA'AM.

MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL, SON.

YES, SIR.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I WAS JUST TALKING

TO MY FRIEND.

HIS NAME IS JOHN.

OH.

JOHN MATTHEWS.

YOU KNOW HE'S NO REALLY THERE, RIGHT?

THERE'S NO ONE THERE.

BUT I SAW HIM.

HEY, LOOK.

DOGGIES!

YOU GUYS:

ARE MOVING IN HERE?

Lori:
YEAH.

IT'S THE NEW HOME.

Tyler:

WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING

BECAUSE SHE KEEPS

GETTING IN TROUBLE.

WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?

IS THAT RIGHT?

WHAT'D YOU DO?

NOTHING. HE'S JUS BEING A TWERP.

OH. WELL, I'M GREG.

LORI. NICE

TO MEET YOU.

LORI.

KRISTEN.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS FROM?

[BUZZING]

NORTH CAROLINA.

NICE. WELL, WE LIVE JUS A COUPLE HOUSES DOWN

IF YOU GUYS EVER WANT TO

HANG OUT OR ANYTHING.

SURE. I DON'T KNOW

ANYONE AROUND HERE SO...

YEAH.

FUNNY DOGGIES.

THEY DON'T BITE.

DON'T WORRY.

YEAH.

NICE DOGGIES.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GUESS WE'LL

SEE YOU GUYS AROUND.

COOL. YEAH.

BYE, GUYS.

BYE-BYE, DOGGIES.

YEAH. BUT, YOU KNOW,

LIKE I SAID, THE TIRES.

I MEAN, THAT'S

REALLY KICKING ASS.

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