The Amityville Haunting Page #2

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SO I HAVE, LIKE, PROBABLY 16

INCH, LIKE, TIRES AROUND.

YEAH.

Tyler:
HEY, YOU GUYS

KNOW WHAT HOUSE THIS IS?

WHAT?

DO YOU KNOW:

WHAT HOUSE THIS IS?

IT'S YOUR HOUSE.

IT'S THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE.

AMITYVILLE HOUSE?

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHA THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE IS?

YOU KNOW WHA THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE IS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE.

THAT'S WHERE

THEY MAKE THOSE COOKIES.

COOKIES.

Tyler:
NO, IT'S SUPPOSED

TO BE HAUNTED.

HAUNTED? REALLY?

BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

YEAH. 'CAUSE

EVERYBODY KNOWS:

THAT HAUNTED HOUSES,

BLACK PEOPLE DIE FIRST.

SO YOU BETTER:

GET OUT OF HERE.

HIT THE ROAD, PAL.

NO, FOR REAL, MAN?

AMITYVILLE, FOR REAL?

WHAT IS THAT?

GENTLEMEN, I WANT THIS

WRAPPED UP BY 1400.

MOVE IT. COME ON, MOVE.

UGH.

Tyler:
SO WHY'D YOU GE THAT TATTOO?

SAT DOWN.

THE TATTOO?

YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO YOUNG

FOR THAT, KID.

YEAH. SO I THINK THIS

IS THE LAST OF IT.

WE PROBABLY SHOULD GO

AHEAD AND GET ON OUT OF HERE.

I'M READY

TO GET OUT OF HERE.

THESE GUYS ARE SO LAME.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Tyler:
AHA. AHA.

DID YOU SEE THAT?

I TOLD YOU IT WAS HAUNTED.

REALLY? JUST WALK AWAY?

COME ON.

THE MOVERS ARE SO STUPID.

WHY WOULD THEY CARRY, LIKE,

FOUR BOXES AT A TIME

THAT ARE SO HEAVY?

[SCOFFS]

WHAT?

ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE?

UH, NO. I'M MAKING

A DOCUMENTARY.

WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY?

I'M WORKING.

NOW MOVE!

SORRY.

THAT GUY IS SUCH A JERK.

[SQUEAK]

WHOA. MY SISTER'S DOOR

JUST OPENED.

LET'S GO INVESTIGATE.

[STATIC]

Tyler:
AHH.

[STATIC]

THAT GOES IN THE STUDY.

I'M STARTING TO SEE WHA YOU MEAN ABOUT THIS HOUSE, KID.

IT SUCKS.

[BUZZING]

[CRASHING]

DAD!

HEY, MOM.

OH, GOD.

TYLER, I'M REALLY NO IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW.

BUT, MOM--

BUT, MOM, WHAT?

IT'S FOR MY DOCUMENTARY.

HONEY, IT'S JUST NO A REALLY GOOD TIME.

BUT, MOM, PLEASE?

[STATIC]

DO YOU THINK:

THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED?

NO. NO, I DON'T THINK

THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED.

I JUST THINK I DIDN' WANT TO LIVE HERE.

I TOLD YOUR DAD:

I WANTED TO KEEP LOOKING

AT OTHER PLACES,

AND YOUR DAD INSISTED,

AND I JUST DIDN'T FEEL

LIKE THIS PLACE:

WAS A GOOD FIT FOR US,

FOR OUR FAMILY.

BUT TWO PEOPLE DIED.

I KNOW THAT. THAT'S

WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

GOD. [SIGHS]

THAT'S WHY I ASKED

IF IT WAS HAUNTED.

HONEY, LET'S STOP

TALKING ABOUT HAUNTINGS, OKAY?

JUST TAKE:

YOUR CAMERA AND GO.

I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

TO BE INTERVIEWED.

I'M SORRY. JUST... OKAY.

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

Tyler:
IT'S STILL 5:00.

WHAT THE HECK.

DAD NEEDS TO FIX IT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

Virginia:
DOUG. DOUG.

Doug:
WHAT?

WHAT? CAN WE TALK ABOU WHAT HAPPENED TODAY?

HONEY, CALM DOWN, OKAY?

I AM CALM.

THIS IS ABOUT AS CALM AS

I CAN GET RIGHT NOW.

I'M SORRY.

SWEETHEART,

WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

A MAN DIED--

I AM TRYING TO STAY CALM.

I'M TRYING TO

STAY CALM FOR YOU,

I'M TRYING TO STAY CALM

FOR THESE KIDS,

BUT THERE'S A MAN--

A MAN DIED HERE TODAY.

HONEY, ACCIDENTS-- IN

THIS HOUSE, IN OUR HOUSE.

HONEY, ACCIDENTS

HAPPEN, OKAY?

MAYBE YOU'RE USED

TO SEEING ACCIDENTS.

I'M NOT USED TO SEEING

ACCIDENTS, OKAY?

LISTEN,

JUST CALM DOWN, OKAY?

YOU'RE GOING

TO SCARE THE KIDS.

THEY CAN HEAR YOU.

[BUZZING]

I'M GOING TO SCARE

THE KIDS?

A MAN DIED:

IN THIS HOUSE.

THE REALTOR DIED.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED

TO TELL LORI AND MEL?

LISTEN, YOU'RE LETTING

THIS GET TO YOUR HEAD.

ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

THE REALTOR:

HAD AN ANEURISM OUT FRONT.

WHAT ARE YOU:

TALKING ABOUT?

I'M NOT LETTING

ANYTHING GET TO MY HEAD.

PEOPLE FALL DOWN.

THE MAN FELL DOWN.

THE KIDS ARE ASKING--

CALM DOWN. JESUS.

[SIGHS]

THE KIDS:

ARE ASKING QUESTIONS.

WHAT AM I:

SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM

WHEN THEY ASK ME

QUESTIONS:

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED

TO THAT MAN?

HONEY, ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.

IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY

IS ACCIDENTS HAPPEN?

BECAUSE IT DOES.

I DON'T LIKE IT HERE!

I DON'T FEEL

COMFORTABLE HERE!

YOU NEED... I DON' LIKE IT HERE!

I TOLD YOU I DIDN' WANT TO LIVE HERE!

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD

KEEP LOOKING,

AND YOU SAID NO,

IT HAD TO BE HERE.

IT DOES HAVE TO BE HERE,

AND YOU KNOW WHY

IT HAS TO BE HERE.

YOU KNOW:

WE HAVE TO LIVE HERE.

WHY?

THIS IS WHAT WE CAN DO.

THIS IS WHAT OUR MEANS

CAN AFFORD RIGHT NOW.

I DON'T LIKE IT.

SWEETHEART, COME HERE.

IT'S NOT RIGHT.

IT'S OKAY.

IT'S NOT OKAY.

IT IS.

THAT'S JUST COINCIDENCE.

THESE THINGS HAPPEN, OKAY?

THAT'S SUCH CRAP!

IT'S THIS HOUSE!

SHH! CALM DOWN.

IT'S THIS HOUSE!

YOU THINK THAT THE HOUSE MADE

THE GUY FALL DOWN?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU THINK THE HOUSE MADE LORI AC FUNNY AND CRY IN HER ROOM?

THAT'S LIKE

EVERY OTHER DAY, OKAY?

DO YOU THINK THE HOUSE

MADE TYLER ACT A LITTLE FUNNY?

I AM SORRY, BUT A MAN

DYING IN MY HOUSE

DOES NOT HAPPEN:

EVERY OTHER DAY.

THERE'S PROBABLY 100 PEOPLE

THAT DIED IN THIS HOUSE.

OH, MY GOD. WHA ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

IT'S A 150-YEAR-OLD HOUSE.

YOU TELL THAT TO MEL.

WHY DON'T YOU GO

IN HER ROOM RIGHT NOW

AND TELL THAT TO HER!

THAT IT'S

COMPLETELY NORMAL!

MEL LOVES IT HERE.

TO HAVE DEAD PEOPLE

IN YOUR HOUSE!

I'M SORRY. IT'S CRAP.

I DON'T FEEL RIGHT HERE.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?

I WANT TO GO:

SOMEPLACE ELSE.

I WANT TO KEEP LOOKING.

PLEASE.

COME HERE. SIT DOWN.

I DON'T LIKE THIS PLACE.

I KNOW, HONEY.

[SIGHS]

CAN YOU GIVE I A FEW MORE DAYS?

I PROMISE,

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

I PROMISE. ALL RIGHT?

I'M SORRY.

I'LL GIVE I A FEW MORE DAYS.

PLEASE.

BUT AFTER THAT--

OKAY. WOULD YOU DO IT FOR ME?

YES.

JUST TRUST ME.

[DOOR CREAKS]

YOU F***ING

LITTLE PERVERT.

GET THE F***

OUT OF MY ROOM.

[LAUGHS]

I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT WHA YOUR BROTHER DID.

THAT WAS NOT FAIR.

MOM, HE WAS STANDING IN

THE CRACK OF MY DOOR.

I KNOW, HONEY.

I WILL TALK TO HIM.

YOUR DAD AND I WILL--

HE'S NOT GOING TO--

I KNOW. LISTEN,

I WILL TALK WITH YOUR DAD.

WE'LL MAKE SURE I DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?

HONEY, I KNOW TODAY HAS

BEEN A REALLY AWFUL DAY.

IT'S BEEN A VERY

UPSETTING DAY. I'M SORRY.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

OH, HONEY, WE ARE HOME.

MOM, NO.

YEAH. COME ON, HONEY.

WE ALL HAVE TO TRY OUR

BEST TO MAKE IT WORK HERE.

I'M SORRY, BUT WE REALLY

ALL HAVE TO PUT IN 100%, OKAY?

MOM, SOMEONE DIED

HERE TODAY.

I KNOW, BABY.

I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY THA YOU HAD TO SEE THAT.

Melanie:

WE HAVE SOME WATERMELON.

WE HAVE EGGS, SO WE CAN MAKE

A HARD BOILED EGG,

AND WE ALSO HAVE

SOME PEANUT BUTTER.

WE HAVE CARROTS,

AND WE ALSO HAVE

SOME AVOCADO:

[STATIC]...

TO MAKE A DIP:

FOR YOU TO DIP:

SOME CHIPS IN.

SO WE'VE--AND IF YOU WAN SOMETHING TO DRINK,

WE ALSO HAVE:

SOME SPRITE.

WE HAVE:

A FRUIT-FLAVORED PUNCH.

WE ALSO HAVE:

CHERRY-STRAWBERRY FLAVOR.

WE HAVE DR. PEPPER

AND WE HAVE--

THERE'S SOME BAKING POWDER

IF YOU WANT ME TO BAKE YOU SOME

COOKIES OR SOMETHING.

WE JUST SURVIVED OUR FIRST DAY

IN THE AMITYVILLE HOUSE.

CREEPY.

WHEN OUR REALT OR SHOWED

US THE HOUSE THAT DAY,

SHE DIED FROM:

AN AN-AN-ANEURISM.

AND THEN, LIKE,

TODAY THE MOVER,

HE WAS CARRYING:

A REALLY HEAVY BOX,

FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AND

IT LANDED ON HIS HEAD.

IT JUST KILLED HIM.

IT WAS WEIRD.

[CREAKING]

MY CLOSET DOOR JUST OPENED.

[BUZZING]

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