The Animal Page #4

Synopsis: From the producers of the comedy smash Deuce Bigalow comes The Animal, about a small, wimpy Marvin, who doesn't have what it takes to fulfill his lifelong dream to be a cop. But his luck changes when he's critically injured in a car accident and a deranged scientist secretly uses animal organs to rebuild him. Energized by his new parts, Marvin leaves his weakness behind and achieves instant fame as a supercop. Now a hero, life is going great for Marvin until his animal instincts start taking over his body at all the wrong times. Marvin struggles to remain civilized and be a perfect gentleman with his new love, Rianna in a series of hilarious situations that would drive any animal crazy.
Genre: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Luke Greenfield
Production: Columbia Pictures
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
4.8
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
30%
PG-13
Year:
2001
84 min
Website
1,172 Views


With a dart gun?

I made a terrible mistake...

...and now I must correct it.

There's something else out here.

Isn't there?

It was the same experimental

procedure as yours.

I don't understand what went wrong.

We have to catch it

before it's too late.

Until then...

...we are all in danger.

This is why black people don't camp.

I could have something

crawl up my ass at home.

I have to eat.

Start carrying Power Bars,

because this is bullshit.

Sorry, Miles.

I have to eat.

Oh, my God. You scared me.

You shouldn't be out here.

There's a crazy man-beast

in the woods.

Go! Go! You're the only one

that can stop it now.

On your left! On your left!

I love berries.

Are you done yet?

You're mine! You like that?

Come on, baby! Mange!

What?! What?!

Oh, no.

Come on. I got you.

Reach for it.

Why did you save me?

Like I told you...

...l'm not an animal.

I can't take that chance.

You.

The hunter wanted my turkey vulture.

I had to scare him.

I guess we have the same doctor.

I hope this doesn't

change anything between us.

So that's why you have six nipples.

The damn tree girl is the beast.

Two beasts kissing. That's hot.

There it is!

Kill the beast!

Take your dirty claws off her!

It's time to die, man-beast!

You can do it!

Cut his freaking balls off!

I'm not a beast!

I'm not a beast!

Then who is the beast?

Kill the beast!

All right! All right!

It's me!

I was not expecting that.

Were you?

I am the beast.

I ate the cow,

and I mauled the hunter.

So do what you got to do.

Well...

...we can let it go this time.

- Yeah, it's no big deal.

- What?

I won't be part of a mob

to kill a black guy.

Move it out, people.

It's over.

Come on.

These pantyhose are killing me.

Come on. All of you.

Let the beast go free

because he's black.

Can't kill the black beast.

That's racist.

Way to go, buddy.

What is the matter with you people?!

Come on, guys! Time for dinner!

I wonder who they'll take after.

I got a feeling they'll

take after their dad.

It could fall out.

Thank you dearly

for this most prestigious award.

Winning this Nobel Prize...

... validates a lifetime of hard work.

But I really owe it all

to one special person.

And that person...

... is my fiancee, Yolanda.

It's the Badger Milk girl.

I guess there is someone

for everybody.

Even if you make them

out of animal parts.

You think so?

What? What?

I'm just looking.

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Tom Brady

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. (born August 3, 1977) is an American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). He is one of only two players to win five Super Bowls (the other being defensive player Charles Haley) and the only player to win them all playing for one team. After playing college football for the University of Michigan, Brady was drafted by the Patriots in the sixth round of the 2000 NFL Draft. Due to his late draft selection, Brady is considered to be the biggest "steal" in the history of the NFL Draft. In Brady's 16 seasons as a starter, he has quarterbacked the Patriots to eight Super Bowl appearances, the most for any player in history. Brady has been honored with four Super Bowl MVP awards (Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XLIX, and LI), the most ever by a single player, has won three league MVP awards (2007, 2010, 2017), has been selected to 13 Pro Bowls, and has led his team to more division titles (15) than any other quarterback in NFL history. As of the end of the 2017 regular season, Brady is fourth all-time in total career passing yards, tied for third (with Drew Brees) in career touchdown passes, and third in career passer rating. His career postseason record is 27–10, winning more playoff games than any other quarterback, and he has appeared in more playoff games than any player at any position. Brady has never had a losing season as a starting quarterback in the NFL. His combined regular-season and postseason wins are also the most of any quarterback in NFL history. Brady also holds the record of being the oldest player to win the Super Bowl MVP at 39 years of age, and the oldest player to win the regular season MVP at the age of 40. Because of his numerous accomplishments and accolades, many analysts and sportswriters consider Brady to be among the greatest quarterbacks of all time.For his alleged involvement in the highly publicized Deflategate football tampering scandal, Brady was suspended for the first four games of the 2016 NFL season. Subsequently, Brady went on to win Super Bowl LI and was awarded Super Bowl MVP that season. more…

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