The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again Page #7

notjust supplies...

I thought it'd be easier if wejust

divvied it up here, right at the scene.

- Your boys know this spot?

- Don't worry about them.

They're all good at theirjobs.

Well, they oughta be.

I pay 'em enough.

Well, if that train left on time, oughta

be here in less than five minutes.

I'll be glad when that money's

off this train.

If we just keep movin'

and stay buttoned up,

everything'd be all right.

[Train Whistle Blowing]

And the cap.

[Grunts]

[Screaming]

- Thank you. Tickets, please.

- What was that, Theodore?

I don't know.

And it's Running Bear, not Theodore.

- Yeah, but, Theo...

- How many times do I have

to keep telling you?

I'm Running Bear

and you're Standing Elk.

Now, hush up!

[Blainey]

I saidjump!

[Screams]

Uh, Running Bear...

Standing Elk just saw

Screaming Eagle

and Flying Corporal.

[Chuckles]

It was just, uh...

There's not much time.

Unlock that door.

[Grunting]

[Whooping]

[Man]

It's Indians!

- [Gunshots]

- [Passengers Chattering]

I wonder what they want.

Hey. Aah! Theo.

- What's goin' on out there?

- [Whooping Continues]

Indians. The Indians

have been peaceful for years.

- I wonder what stirred them up?

- I don't know.

But I don't like it.

Let's get outta here.

- [Man Speaking In Native Dialect]

- Oooh.

- [Passengers Shouting, Screaming]

- Get down!

Check the women!

I think those two

are lookin' for us.

Yeah, but, uh...

I think I'd rather rob a train.

[Gunshots Continue]

Hi, Reno. It-It's us.

Do ya need any help?

Where you two been?

Get in here!

- I knew you had enough help...

- Come here.

[Speaking In Native Dialect]

[Screams]

[All Grunting]

[Whooping Continues]

[Amos]

Oh, boy, look at that.

I thought you people

just wanted guns and beads.

There's nothin' in there

but bills. Show him, Reno.

Yeah.

No want paper.

Want them.

- [Gasps]

- White man trade donkey with

my squaw for two blankets.

Then donkey run away.

Dirty white man trick.

Squaw want blankets back.

You got 'em, chief.

- Give me these!

- I, uh...

[Laughing]

[Stammering]

Come on, Mac!

Get on with it!

All right, everybody got what

they want? Now we can all

get down to business.

Not quite. I haven't got

what I came for.

Millie. Private Reid.

It's Captain Phillips, Lieutenant,

U.S. Army Intelligence.

You and your sidekicks

are all under arrest.

- Get the bags.

- So if you'll kindly dismount,

very slowly, please...

drop your arms,

you can all ride...

Amos, what are you doing?

- I'm trying...

- Will you please hurry and help...

[Screaming, Grunts]

[Reid] Hey! Who is that?

What's goin'on there? Hey!

- Who is that down there?

- Oh, Amos and Theodore, Captain.

Remember us,

from the fort?

Yes, good work down there,

soldier... uh, uh, men... uh, good work.

- Phillips, you can't arrest me.

- Oh, yes, I most certainly can.

- You don't have anything on me.

- We'll see about that, Lieutenant.

Your entire operation

will be closely examined

at your general court-martial.

And in the meantime,

you and your sidekicks here...

can ride back in the baggage cart,

if you don't mind, sir.

Right there.

Right there, right there.

Right, right.

Right there. There.

Well, move it.

[Chuckles]

All right, come on,

come on, come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

"It was a distinctive gold coin...

spent at the Variety Saloon

that led to the capture and..."

- What's that?

- "Incarceration."

- That means to "cart 'em back there."

- Right.

"...incarceration

of the real bank robbers,

Wes Hardin and Frank Starrett.

"Mr. Hitchcock,

in a statement to The Clarion...

"said he knew all along

the Apple Dumpling Gang

was not guilty...

but he wanted the real robbers,

Hardin and Starrett,

to relax their v-v-v..."

- What's that?

- "Vigilance."

- It means to "rest their horses."

- Oh.

Kids'll be surprised we got

an honorable discharge from the Army.

- Yeah. [Chuckles]

- When do you think we'll be home?

- A day and a half.

- That'll be Tuesday.

Boy, I hope there's some

of that leftover pot roast.

I bet Mr. Donovan and Dusty'll

be real surprised to see us.

Yep. I'll bet that place is

a rack and ruin since we been gone.

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