The Aristocats
- G
- Year:
- 1970
- 78 min
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Which pet's address
is the finest in Paris?
Which pets possess
the longest pedigree?
Which pets get to sleep
on velvet mats?
Naturellement
The Aristocats
Which pets are blessed with
Which pets know best
Which pets live
Naturellement
The Aristocats
They show aristocratic bearing
When they're seen upon an airing
And aristocratic flair in what they do
And what they say
Aristocats are never found
in alleyways
Or hanging 'round the garbage cans
Oh, no
Which pets are known
Which pets are prone
to hardly any flaws?
To which pets do the others
tip their hats?
Naturellement
The Aristocats
Marie, my little one.
You're going to be
as beautiful as your mother.
Isn't she, Duchess?
Careful, Toulouse.
You're making it
very difficult for Edgar.
Whoa, Frou-Frou, whoa.
Steady, girl.
Thank you, Edgar.
Oh, of course, Frou-Frou.
I almost forgot.
Madame... may I take
your parcel, Madame?
It really is much too heavy
for you, Madame.
Now, tut-tut, Edgar.
Don't fuss over me.
Berlioz, come back here.
Haven't you forgotten
something, darling?
Thank you, Miss Frou-Frou, for
letting me ride on your back.
You're quite welcome, young man.
How was that, Mama?
Very good, darling.
That was very nice.
Come along, Duchess. Kittens.
Come along.
Oh, and Edgar,
I'm expecting my attorney,
Georges Hautecourt.
You'll remember him, of course.
Of course, Madame.
Not as spry as I was when I was 80, eh?
Oh, good day, sir.
Madame is expecting you, sir.
Evening. Evening, Edgar.
Another ringer, sir.
You never miss.
Come on, Edgar! The last one
up the stairs is a nincompoop!
Could we take the elevator
this time, sir?
Oh, that birdcage? Poppycock.
Elevators are for old people.
May I give you a hand, sir?
You haven't got an extra foot,
have you, Edgar?
That always makes me laugh, sir.
Every time.
Let go of my cane!
Careful, sir. Please.
Frightfully sorry, sir.
Don't panic, Edgar.
Upward and onward!
Am I going too fast for you, Edgar?
Please, sir, hold...
There now, Duchess.
That's better.
We must both look our best
for Georges.
He's our oldest
and dearest friend, you know.
Come in.
Announcing...
...Monsieur...
...Georges...
...Hautecourt.
Oh, my goodness, Edgar.
I know Georges.
Adelaide, my dear.
So good to see you, Georges.
Still the softest hands in all Paris.
You're a shameless flatterer, Georges.
Adelaide, that's music.
It's from Carmen, isn't it?
That's right. It was my favourite role.
Yes, yes.
It was the night of your grand
premiere that we first met. Remember?
Oh, indeed, I do.
And how we celebrated your success.
Champagne, dancing the night away...
Oh, Georges.
Thank goodness.
Just in time.
Georges.
We're just a pair
of sentimental old fools.
Now, Georges, do be serious.
I've asked you to come here
on a very important legal matter.
Splendid, splendid.
Who do you want me to sue, eh?
Come now, Georges.
I don't wish you to sue anyone.
I simply want to make my will.
Will, eh? Will...
Will?
Now, then, who are the beneficiaries?
Well, as you know,
I have no living relatives.
Naturally, I want my beloved cats
to be always well-cared for.
Certainly, no one can do this better
than my faithful servant, Edgar.
Edgar?
Adelaide, you mean to say you're
leaving your vast fortune to Edgar?
Everything you possess?
Stocks and bonds?
This mansion? Your country chateau?
Your treasures, jewels, and?
Oh, no, no, Georges.
- To my cats.
- To your cats?
Cats?
Yes, Georges.
I simply wish to have
the cats inherit first.
Then, at the end of their lifespan,
my entire estate will revert to Edgar.
Cats inherit first?
And I come after the cats.
I, me, after...
It's... it's not fair.
I mean...
Each cat will live about 12 years.
I can't wait...
And each cat has nine lives.
That's four times 12...
Multiply by nine times...
No, it's less than that. Anyway,
it's much longer than I'd ever live.
I'll be gone.
No.
Oh, no. They'll be gone.
I'll think of a way.
Oh, why, there are a million
reasons why I should.
All of 'em dollars.
Millions.
Those cats have got to go.
Wait for me, wait for me!
Me first, me first.
Why should you be first?
Because I'm a lady, that's why.
You're not a lady.
You're nothin' but a sister.
I'll show you if I'm a lady or not.
- You're tickling.
- Get her, Berlioz, get her.
Fight fair, Marie.
Now, that hurt.
Mama! Mama!
Marie, darling, Marie,
you must stop that.
This is really not ladylike.
And Berlioz?
Such behaviour is most unbecoming
to a lovely gentleman.
Well, she started it.
Ladies do not start fights.
But they can finish them.
Berlioz.
Now, don't be rude.
We were just practicing
biting and clawing.
Aristocrats do not practise
biting and clawing
and things like that. That's horrible.
That will do.
It's time we concerned ourself
with self-improvement.
You want to grow up to be lovely,
charming ladies and gentlemens.
Now, Toulouse, you go and
start on with your painting.
Yes, Mama.
Mama, may we watch Toulouse paint
before we start our music lesson?
Please?
Well, yes, my love, but...
...you must be very quiet.
Yeah.
It's Edgar.
Yeah, old pickle-puss Edgar.
"Old pickle-puss"?
Now, now.
Berlioz, that is not kind.
You know Edgar is so fond
of all of us
and takes very good care of us.
Rock-a-bye, kitties
Bye-bye you go
And I'm in the dough
Oh, Edgar, you sly old fox.
Oh, dear.
Slip of the hand
and it's off to dreamland.
I say, that's not at all bad.
Slip of the hand... dreamland.
Let's leave Toulouse to his painting.
Now, dear, you go to the piano.
Run along.
Both of you, go ahead.
Yes, Mama.
Yes, Mama.
It's time to practise
your scales and your arpeggios.
I'm ready, maestro.
Mama, he did it again.
Tattletale.
Now, Berlioz.
Now, please darling, settle down
and play me your pretty little song.
Yes, Mama.
Do mi so do
Do so mi do
Every truly cultured
Music student knows
You must learn your scales
and your arpeggios
And the music ringing from your chest
And not your nose
While you sing your scales
and your arpeggios
If you're faithful
to your daily practicing
You will find your progress
is encouraging
Do mi so mi
Do mi so mi
Fa la so it goes
When you do your scales
and your arpeggios
Do mi so do...
Do mi so do
Do so mi do
Do mi so do
Do so mi do
Though at first it seems
as though it doesn't show
Like a tree, ability
will bloom and grow
If you're smart
you'll learn by heart
You must sing your scales
And your arpeggios
Oh, good evening, my little ones.
Your favourite dish,
prepared a very special way.
It's crme de la crme la Edgar.
Sleep well...
I mean, eat well, of course.
Good evening, Duchess.
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