The Babymoon
- Year:
- 2017
- 99 min
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Have you guys seen
the new Kate Winslet movie?
It's great.
Apparently I'm told
I look just like her.
And hopefully my acting career
will take off just like hers.
That is not gonna help.
She wants your autograph signed
with her pencil skirt.
It's okay, she'll get the hint.
I'll get you guys some sugar.
What?
The little guy?
What, the waitress?
She's only doing that
because she thinks
I'm gonna call my agent
and tell him I found
the next Jennifer Lawrence
on my flight to Cartegentina.
Oh, oh, oops, I'm so sorry, sir.
Is everything okay?
Um, no, can we get
a ginger ale, please?
No, it's fine.
I don't need one.
Oh, is the little one
creating a fuss?
How far along are you, sugar?
Way too far to put a stop to it.
I think this trend
of having a Babymoon
is just absolutely fabulous.
Well, it's the last vacation
you're going to have
for the next 20 years
of child-rearing
responsibility.
My acting coach
in fort worth, Texas,
who reads a lot
of Stella Adler...
Thank you for your advice,
but we can do without
the down-home wisdom.
so if you could go get that,
- bring it unopened, please, okay?
- Mm-hmm.
touching me, that would be great.
- Thank you.
- Right away, sir.
Unopened.
You are such a dick.
Yeah, but I'm your dick, honey.
Hey, you like?
Like our country?
You like the country?
We go one way and now
we go a better way.
- Watch out there.
- The little puppies.
I know.
They're totally gonna
cross the street.
Why's it at...
Mmm, I don't think
he has any plans
is the problem here.
That was almost as long
as that flight.
- Sir.
- Si.
Here.
Buy a map, please.
- Thank you very much, seora.
- Thank you.
- Uh, Mr. and Mrs.
- Yes.
- Homer Simpson.
- In your mind, maybe,
but in my computer, no would.
Which, it does not exist.
- Just give the passports.
- It's okay. It's okay, I got it.
It's okay, it's our
celebrity cover name.
I... I just wanna
get back to the room.
Okay.
Thank you very much
Mr. William Trah-say...
- Yep.
- Mickey Vann?
- I get it.
- Don't get VH1.
- Um, just ensure that we're on
I just get really dizzy.
I have you
in the premier bungalow.
Is that first, third,
you know, second, maybe?
Technically speaking,
it's on the third floor,
but you feel like you're on...
The floor that you are on.
- It'll be okay, baby.
- Do you have a um...
- A Bao?
- Yes.
There is some, please.
To your left, then make a right.
And then make a right.
If you get lost,
just say Bao, por favor.
- Just say Bao.
- Bao, por... fine.
Yes, you look very nice,
so they will sense
that you mean "por favor,"
even if you don't say it.
Left, right, left.
De nada.
Hasta Lu ego.
So, I couldn't notice
that she has a...
- Baby?
- Is yours?
- Si.
- Okay, muy bien. Felicidades!
At least I'm not done yet.
Yes. No.
Best zip line for family.
- Honey.
- You should love it.
I cannot do a zip line.
- Why?
- It's not safe.
Cartegentina's
best rock climbing.
Safe.
You know what, it's okay, baby.
You know what we'll do?
We'll get dressed, we'll go in.
We'll go to the booze cruise,
we'll get our dance on.
Hmm?
Shaka, Shaka, Shaka.
Sounds like fun for you.
- Oh, right, you get motion sickness.
- Yeah.
It's okay, we'll just...
We'll get changed,
we'll go lie by the pool.
Yeah, thanks.
Ooh'. Not bad for a third
world country, huh?
This room is way
over our budget.
Oh, honey, you've gotta
see these aboriginals
Is it Mardi Gras over here?
Uh, no, those are gas masks.
Yeah, people are preparing for
the political demonstrations
against our not-very-effective
government.
That was not
on the trip Advisor review.
Oh-oh, yeah,
fight the man, huh?
Poof. Yeah, you gotta
explode that one.
Oh, okay.
Um, check with the concierge.
He will make sure that you see
all of the beauty of the island
without any of its,
you know, ugliness.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Did I... if I did something
to displease you I didn't...
Please check out Ricco's bistro.
Chef Ricco's ceviche
in gourmet international magazine.
He's very good.
- Okay.
- Gracias.
What's ceviche?
It's raw fish.
I can't eat it.
Hi, yes, can you please send
someone a little more qualified
to send the rest
of our baggage? Thanks.
A little bit harsh.
She was already coming onto you.
Hanna, honey, that's
a little bit paranoid.
Do not call me that.
Seriously.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Honey, see this?
This window?
- This is a separate country.
- Yes.
They have their own
cultures and customs, hmm?
But this is our time
and we can do whatever we want.
And if you want
a little bit of this,
- you know what I'm saying, sugar?
- Mm-mmm.
Mm-mmm.
Okay.
What color do you think
for the pool, honey?
- Come here.
- It's okay.
I don't wanna make you do
something you don't wanna do.
Oh.
Oh! Okay, yeah,
this is happening.
Okay, we're goin' for it.
No, it's okay, honey, it's okay.
We're okay.
We're okay.
- It's safer that way.
- I bet.
What about your jewelry?
Not worth it.
I like your designs.
from the jackals.
Looks like I brought you
right to the den.
Okay, hold on.
Let me just get my footing.
- Oh!
- It's okay, honey.
- I don't want you to fall back.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- Yup.
We're just making a scene.
No, I'm not.
Don't worry.
Whale has beached.
Do you mind?
Ceviche rude.
Okay.
A**hole.
A**hole, yes.
Do you know who that is?
Who, what?
- That's Fabrice Mancini.
- I should know him from...
Do you know friends," two and
a half men, " Seinfeld?
- Yeah, of course. Okay, he had nothing
- to do with those,
but he always had a knack
sitcoms to air right after them.
- Made a fortune.
- That's great.
Well, maybe he'll recognize you
and you'll feel right at home.
- Uh!
- What are you doing?
- Is he looking?
- No.
I'm gonna go to the pool.
- Do you want help?
- Nope, I got it.
I'm good, thanks.
You look great, honey.
Mi Amore.
At least you'll be pretty
like your father.
- I like that.
- Do that next time.
Oh, okay.
Just make sure
that you send it out...
What the hell is going on here?
Honey,
I'm... I... I...
Hanna, honey,
it's just the receipt.
It's for a couple of drinks.
I can't drink.
No, baby, it's not for you.
It's for Fabrice.
Huh? It's a classy move, right?
Sending over drinks and he
Gives me an opening.
There it is.
Hey, sir, this gentleman
down there sent these for you.
- Uh!
- Bastards.
Hey, kid, what's your name?
- Diago.
- Diago.
How would you like to make
this many pesos?
- I'm gonna go back to the room.
- Hey, great idea, honey.
Rest up for dinner,
we're here to relax.
I need you to go over
to those girls
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