The Babysitter

Synopsis: Cole (Judah Lewis) is madly in love with his babysitter (Samara Weaving) Bee. She's hot, funny, and popular. One night, in a moment of defiance, Cole secretly stays up his bedtime to discover she's actually a cold-blooded killer who's in league with the Devil. He now must spend his night evading Bee's band of killers who will stop at nothing to prevent Cole from spilling their dark secret. It's up to Cole to survive the night (and blow up a few people along the way).
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): McG
Production: Marvista Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.3
TV-MA
Year:
2017
85 min
Website
2,715 Views


1

I don't need it. I'm telling you.

Just because you don't feel sick now

doesn't mean you don't need the shot.

I never get sick, okay?

You can take that and give it to Barry.

-His nose is always running.

-What are you giving me sh*t for?

I saw you earlier today. We said hi.

I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy."

Why are you giving me sh*t today?

I mean, it's just a needle, man.

Damn. Come here, get the shot.

Ain't nothing to be scared of.

There's 62 kids came here,

got a shot, no problem.

You come in here, take ten minutes?

I got 84 kids more to go. Okay?

We're boys. Be cool. Sh*t, man.

Are you gonna take this shot?

Step over here and take the shot,

just like you'd take some ass.

There's nothing to be scared of.

I'm not scared.

[Cole screaming]

P*ssy!

[school bell rings]

[Melanie] Did you know only one baby

was born on the Mayflower?

How crazy is that sh*t?

His name was literally Oceanus.

He didn't even have a nationality.

Just a citizen of the sea, I guess.

What class did you learn that in?

[scoffs] No one learns anything in class.

That's why we have the Internet.

[rap music playing over speakers]

[Melanie sighs] There's my dad.

[Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here.

It was his high-school dream car.

He got it after the divorce

to make Mom jealous, but...

-it didn't work because it's a car.

-[Melanie's dad] Now.

Dad, can we give Cole a ride home?

Cole, are your parents expecting you

to take the bus home?

-I guess so.

-Yeah, they are.

So, you should take the bus, okay, sport?

Sorry, dude.

I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh?

-I didn't--

-What's that?

[engine revving]

-NASCAR Nation, b*tch. Whoo!

-[Melanie] Dad--

[Melanie] Dad!

[Jeremy]

Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.

Well, well, well.

[Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy.

How's it hanging?

I don't know. Okay?

Well, speaking of hanging,

have your balls dropped yet?

-[boys laughing]

-[Cole mumbling]

I didn't catch that.

I said,

"Why are you so interested in my balls?"

Last thing he cares about is your balls.

[Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday,

I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre.

The sophomore?

The sophomore.

But in many ways, she was a senior.

-I don't believe you.

-You don't need to believe him.

It's not like your belief will validate

what happens to his dick.

Wanna know how it was?

No, not really.

Well, see,

as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation

with a 16-year-old

that looks like Shelly MacEntyre,

it was overwhelming, man.

I mean, she is a woman.

Fully-developed, man.

It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts]

Man, you know what I'm saying?

I said, do you know what I'm saying?

You just said it didn't matter

if I believed you.

-Well, I changed my mind, b*tch.

-Sorry, I wasn't--

[Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird.

[laughs]

Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.

[woman] Hey!

Did you just touch Cole?

-So, what if I did?

-[woman] Jeremy, check it out.

You so much as think about Cole again...

and I'm gonna...

[inaudible dialogue]

The girls wanna be her

The boys wanna be her

You crazy b*tch.

The girls wanna be her

-[tire hissing]

-Now get out of here!

Before I run you over,

you little Pap smear.

-Hey, Coley.

-[Cole] Hey, Bee.

These are new.

Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes.

They supposedly help strengthen

my left eye,

-but I can't tell the difference.

-You look pretty strong to me.

You skin your palms?

-It doesn't hurt.

-Yeah, it does. Come here.

-They bother you a lot?

-No.

You look away when you lie, dude.

They the ones that egg your house?

[sighs, clicks tongue]

You gotta punch them in the dick.

And if they're chasing you,

wait until they've almost got you,

drop like a bag of rocks,

then when they trip over you,

and they're on the ground,

kick them in the dick.

-Hey, so, tell me, how's the folks?

-Better, I think.

Hotel therapy's working?

[chuckles] No, come on, it's great.

I mean, they're happy,

we get to hang out, and I get paid.

-I'm like your little Protestant.

-[chuckles] What?

'Cause, like, I have to pay you

to hang out with me.

Are you trying to say "prostitute"?

Oh, my God--

No, that would make me the prostitute

and your parents the clients.

That is a terrible analogy.

That is the worst one ever.

-Oh...

-Besides,

I'd wanna hang out with you either way.

Really?

One hundred percent.

I got two years tops before you're

too cool to hang out with me.

I'll never be too cool.

[Bee]

Hey, is that the roof of your tree house?

[Cole]

Yeah, we just started to take it down.

I-- I don't care. I mean, my, uh--

Tree houses are for kids anyway.

There's a lot of good memories

in there, right?

Yeah.

All right, tomorrow night. You. Me. Party.

Sounds good.

[gulps]

[Bee grunts]

[gulps]

E.T. fingers.

[both buzzing]

-All right. See you, Cee.

-Bye-bye, Bee.

[car door squeaks]

Gotta get that door fixed.

You're still giving this to me, right?

-One hundred percent.

-Can't have a sticky door on my car.

Hey, Mom!

[Mom] Hey! Cole.

Cole, can you hand me one

of those traps, please?

Ow.

-Thanks. Hi.

-Hi.

[grunts] Thanks, buddy.

[groans] God. God.

Mom, how can you be under there?

There's like a trillion spiders.

[Mom] Cole, I don't like it under here.

It's pretty much the worst.

-Do you think I'm a p*ssy, Mom?

-[thud] Ow.

[Mom] Do you know what that word means?

-[Cole] Yeah, like, afraid of everything.

-Ow.

Um...

Huh.

Well... [sighs]

I think... you are at a time in your life

where a lot of things are scary.

But as you get older, those same things

will stop frightening you as much.

Okay?

It's gonna be okay.

[Cole] You should really get some

bug spray to kill the spiders in there.

What have they done to you?

They eat other dirty bugs.

Hey, will you get me a lemonade?

-Yep.

-Thanks.

Mom, I know "p*ssy" also means "vagina."

I'm not retarded.

Cole Johnson. Do not say "retarded."

-But I can say "p*ssy" or "vagi--"

-[drill whirring]

Don't say it, okay?

Go get me a lemonade.

Oh, my God, he said "p*ssy."

[man] Breathe in. Breathe out.

-Unclench that sphincter.

-[Cole] Okay.

-How those mirrors looking?

-Looking good.

Parking brakes?

Nope.

-Hands?

-Ten and two.

Engage.

[engine revs, fades]

Dad, did you know that seven teenagers

die a day from driving?

Really? Wow.

Did you know that, uh, 14 teenagers

die a day from over-worrying?

I went on the Internet,

and there's pictures of them.

They die like this:

Maybe next week.

All right, buddy, sure. You wanna swap?

-Yeah.

-Good. All right. You did good.

You started the car,

you put the seat belt on.

Don't worry about it, pal.

There's no rush.

It's okay to be scared.

It's not a big deal, okay?

Hey, let me ask you something.

Do your friends--

Do they make fun of you

for having a babysitter?

Yeah.

But then they see her

and get really jealous.

Yeah. Heck, yeah, they do. [chuckles]

I don't know about you, buddy,

but I'm feeling like a cop.

I'm craving some donuts.

[shouting]

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Brian Duffield

All Brian Duffield scripts | Brian Duffield Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "The Babysitter" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 21 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_babysitter_19708>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    The Babysitter

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.


    Quiz

    Are you a screenwriting master?

    »
    Which screenwriter wrote "Casablanca"?
    A John Huston
    B Raymond Chandler
    C Julius J. Epstein, Philip G. Epstein, and Howard Koch
    D Billy Wilder