The Bachelors
- Year:
- 2017
- 99 min
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- Dad?
- I can't stay here anymore.
I don't want
to give you away
I was hoping that you
would stay you would stay
- So who's Paul?
- He's the Headmaster.
- What kind of school is it?
- Private.
- How do you know him?
- College.
He dated your mom before I did.
After he forgave us we
became very good friends.
I want to know
How to move on
You were covered with
Black and gray
Waiting for your
chance to run away
Run away run away
Left all alone
I wanna know
I wanna know
I wanna know
- You know, I gotta
tell you, it's about
the fastest deal I've
ever done in my life.
You know, with a
house, most people
up and down, round and round.
Not you guys, huh?
You come you look, you
like it you take it.
Super fast, huh?
- How long you been up?
- Awhile.
Yeah Paul dropped off
the box of clothes
from the lost and found, I guess
just until we can get
you some new ones.
- Do I wear a uniform?
- It's a fancy place.
- Please don't tell
me this is all boys.
- Okay Wes,
we got books check,
schedule check,
unacceptable shoes check.
- We'll go shopping
right after school.
- Great.
So, you pick a sport yet?
- Yeah, I'm not really
a big sports guy.
- Well, I'm afraid
it's mandatory.
This time of year
your choices are
football, fencing
and cross country.
- Okay, thanks,
Mr. Abernac.
- Good luck, soldier.
- I don't know how to
thank you for this, Paul.
- No need.
How you holding up?
- Fine.
- Well hopefully a fresh start
will do you both some good.
- I'm sure it will.
- Yes, yes, the first
day hork, gotta love it.
- Alright, alright I'm seeing.
I'm seeing some taquitos,
some zucchini...
You really like
zucchini, huh, new kid?
- I see some jello there.
- That's enough forensic
analysis, gentleman.
day hork.
- How was cross country?
- Oh it was, whatever.
Won't this kind of
remind you of mom?
- It's not that I don't
want to be reminded.
I just want to have
some control over it.
I want you to have the car.
- What do you mean?
- Kid your age aught to
have your own set of wheels.
- How are you gonna get around?
left it behind I guess.
- You know Dad,
I've never seen you
ride a bike in my entire life.
- Well I assure I am
perfectly capable of it.
- See you there.
- Ass hat!
- Sorry.
- God.
- Aw man, you got
Aminheimer for trig?
Better get some nose plugs, guy
smells like a dying warthog.
- Hey Mason, here
comes the circus.
- You know I always expect like
12 midgets to get
out of that thing.
- There's one.
- Hey Goober, when do
the elephants get here?
- Aw man, my
favorite time of day.
Behold the muff truck.
- How come we don't get to
- Because we'd never come back.
Good morning. ladies.
- Hey Mason.
- Hey Kim.
- Hey yourself.
- What's up Missy?
- Hey Tommy.
- Hey Lacey.
Shut up.
- And the area of this circle
of course is Pi R squared.
And then multiply by
the height to give us
the volume of the
cylinder right?
Any questions? Yes?
- What's with the belt?
- That's just something I do.
- Freak.
- And it looks like
we're out of time.
You have the
homework and it's on
the website if
you need to check.
- So how goes it so far?
- Great, seem like nice boys.
- They're not.
who won't have to work
a day in their lives
unless daddy runs off
with the secretary and takes
all the money with him.
Just kidding, of course.
Bill, I don't want to
overstep my bounds but
have you had the chance to
- I mean,
you know once in a while
call my brother or--
- I mean a professional,
'cause I happen to know a guy.
Got a flawless reputation,
well respected.
Our health plan will
cover everything
so it won't cost you a dime.
- I don't know.
- Okay look, this
really isn't about you.
You see as long as I
keep up the appearance
staff it maintains
my carefully crafted
image of being a good guy.
- Got it, that makes sense.
- Yeah I knew
you'd understand so
good idea, terrible idea?
- I guess probably a good idea.
- I couldn't help
but notice that those
who didn't do well on the test
are also behind
on their homework.
So if you want to
improve your grade please
attention to your assignments.
Make sense, right? Thank you.
You know I like to think
that I'm a good teacher.
But two students
working together
can sometimes be quite helpful.
How would you like to be Miss
Westmans's homework partner?
- Yeah sure.
- Lacy?
- Yeah.
- Thank you, you can go now.
- Okay so what's up with
that Lacy Westman girl?
- The Princess of Darkness.
- You mean my future wife?
- Dude she would have sex with
you and then eat your head.
- She going out with anybody?
- Yeah Mason.
- They are not going out.
- Oh really well what
would you call it?
- Using her whenever
he feels like it.
be her homework partner.
- Shut up.
- Dude why the hell doesn't
stuff like that happen to me?
- Because you're nasty
and objectionable at
almost every level.
You're not gonna
mind if we smoke you?
- Go for it.
- Sucks when the little
guy beats you, doesn't it?
- Good luck with Lacy.
- Hi, I'm Lacy's
homework partner.
- Mom, I got it.
- You didn't say anything
about a homework partner.
- Mom, I have
a homework partner.
Come on.
- You ride horses?
- Look we don't
have to make cordial
chit chat or become
besties okay.
The only reason
I'm doing this is
she said she'd give
me extra credit,
which I need, because if I fail
then I'd have to do
Junior year over again
and I'd rather put my
head in a wood chipper.
- Okay.
- You can use that chair.
I'm sure you've
heard I'm a kind of
freak, slut, basket
case, but I'm afraid
any hope you had of us
having wild gymnastic sex
are destined to be frustrated.
- Gotcha.
- My friends used to
call the version of me
before I met Jeanie
PJ for pre-Jeanie and
Apparently PJ was this
kind of lifeless lump
and AJ was a great, fun guy.
- How long was it between
her diagnoses and death?
- 61 days.
- I'm sorry.
So Bill, neurons, neurons that
fire together wire together.
So when we're happy the
neurons in our brain
align in way that
tends to sustain
that feeling of well being.
The same idea also
applies to depression.
Like what you'd expect
during a period of grief.
Now grief is completely
normal of course.
But a year or more outside
I like to see my patients in
more of an emergent posture.
The good news is that
we have a battery
of medications available to us
to help kick start you
in the right direction.
I'd like to write
you a prescription
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