The Bachelors Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
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It will boost the levels
of serotonin in your brain.
And it's likely that you'll feel
the next time we meet.
Are you comfortable with that?
- If you think it'll help.
- You hungry, sweetie?
I can fix you a plate.
- You better get
it while you can.
When it comes to your
mom's macaroni salad
I wait for no man or boy.
- So Mom tell us
why of all the things
you could have done
on your birthday
you chose something
as boring as a picnic.
let's me have my two favorite
people in the whole wide
world all to myself.
Just being me here makes me feel
so very, very very happy.
- Here it comes.
Another Jeanie Palet spontaneous
outburst of affection.
- I just can't help it.
- Okay okay,
make it stop please.
- You hungry, sweetie?
I can fix you a plate.
Okay you ready?
Rules for Wes, part
two, number one.
You will remember that
among life's many joys
it can also be very
hard but just know
it has nothing at
all to do with you.
You, Wes are a
bright shining star.
I'm sorry, can we just stop?
I just love you so much.
Don't ever forget that.
- You guys hear about
Taber's party this weekend?
- Please, it's an
exercise in futility.
I just want to touch
a girl, like this.
- Stop that immediately.
- You know what you
really need, Goob?
You need a girl
you can look up to.
- Oh, speaking of which,
how's it going with Lacy?
- Dude I swear if
you transfer in
from North San Fran-wherever
and bag Lacy Westman
I'm gonna be so pissed.
- Yeah I really don't think
- Dude, you're her tutor.
You're an authority figure.
Chicks love that.
- Think that may be your
fantasy Raf not hers.
- Seriously though,
what's the deal?
- I don't know man,
there is no deal.
I mean as far as I can
tell she hates my guts.
- Yeah man,
welcome to my world.
- You know, it's funny,
you French are supposed
to be so picky about your coffee
but I see you sucking down a
lot of Folgers here, young lady.
- Well, we have to
make do don't we?
- Listen, I got some
primo box seats
for the LA Clips Friday night.
What do you say you an me go out
we get a couple of cadillac--
- Listen I'm very sorry
but I have to discuss
perhaps we can speak later.
Thank you.
Excuse me?
Sorry I know we
haven't officially met,
but if you could
pretend to talk to me
for a minute I would
very much appreciate it.
- Okay.
- I'm Carine Oselle.
- Hi, Bill Palet.
- You know, I don't know if
you have that expression,
but in France sometimes we say
better a stranger
than someone you know.
- Oh yeah, I think our
expression is anyone but him.
- Your son is in
my class, French.
- Yes.
- He's very advanced.
- Well Wes's mother was fluent.
- Was she French?
- No.
Michigander actually but
when she was a little girl
she heard that French
was a romance language.
And she thought
if she learned it
her life would be romantic.
- Nice, and was it?
- I guess it was yes.
- Darwinism is so depressing.
If you just so happen to be born
with the traits
girls deem desirable
then your chin deep in the booty
but if not then your
left out on the fringe
hoping that one of the alpha
males falls off a cliff
or gets eaten by a saber
tooth or some sh*t.
- Don't forget about being rich.
- That's very true,
instant short cut no doubt.
You know what screw this.
I'm going home so I can study,
get into a good college, get
a good job, and get rich.
It's my only hope at this point.
See you later, masturbator.
- Later.
- Okay that should be...
- Should this be...
Please leave.
- Look I don't want--
- Just wait outside.
- She's
in trouble, isn't she?
- What do you mean?
- For failing French.
- She's not gonna fail.
- You're Wes.
- You're?
- Annabelle.
- There's a girl at my old
school named Annabelle.
- That's what Lacy calls me.
- Can I call you that?
- No.
- Why not?
- Because it's a privilege
you haven't earned.
- No one really makes friendly
conversation in
this house do they?
- That means you can go back in.
- Promise me you
won't tell anybody.
- Okay.
- No I need to hear you promise.
- Promise.
- Yo Palet, you
realize it's been like
three weeks since
you last upchucked.
- Oh look at Wes,
growing up so fast.
- Wes, can I talk to
you for a moment?
Hi, I just wanted to ask how
things are going with Lacy.
- They're fine.
- Do you think it's helping?
- Truth is Mrs. Oselle,
I really don't know.
She doesn't say much.
- I see.
Thank you, Wes.
Mrs. Westman, may
I speak with you?
How are you?
- Fine.
- Working with
Wes, is it helpful?
- Yeah.
- Good.
You know, Lacy, in a lot of ways
you remind me of me
when I was your age.
I think we should stick together
running around right?
So tell me.
How are you?
Really.
Come here.
- I'm sorry.
- No no no, don't apologize.
It's good to cry.
Much better than keeping
all that crap inside, right?
What time you have
to be back to school?
2:
15.- That's good.
That gives us a little time if,
if you'd like to talk a bit.
- Why are you doing this?
- Because I like you and
because I think maybe
you don't have
anyone else to tell.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Just doing some prep work.
There's too much
shade in the back so
plant the garden here, put
in some lettuce and beans.
- You okay, Dad?
- Yeah.
I don't know, maybe a little
out of it I guess.
Should probably tell the
are more like spacey pills.
What a drag your old man is,
huh?
Even on drugs, I'm no fun.
- Look, I really don't need you
to be Mr. Smiley
Face all the time.
- Be nice to get a break from
Mr. Droopy though, wouldn't it?
Tomatoes, lots of
tomatoes, of course.
- Right.
Well Mommatoes technically.
- Still the only
person I've ever known
that eats them like apples.
- Right.
Remember in sixth grade
I got in that fight
'cause someone called
her Hottie Tomatie.
- Yeah, you stuck up for her.
- Yeah.
- She'd be proud of you, Wes.
Making the adjustment to
a whole new everything.
- So exactly how much of
this are you digging up?
- I was thinking all of it.
- All of it, okay.
Well let's get to it then,
right?
- Feel free.
- What?
- Did you say something
- No.
Well she did ask about you?
- What'd she say?
- She asked how all
of this was going.
- What'd you say?
- I said I don't know.
- Why would you say that?
- 'Cause I don't, I guess.
You mad?
- Why would I me mad?
- I don't know.
Some people really
don't need a reason.
She say something to you?
- Maybe.
- You know,
whenever I talk to you
it kind of feels like
I'm on some dumb cop show
and you're like
the surly suspect
who doesn't want to
give up any information.
- She was just being really
nice and I was wondering
if you had said something
about what you saw.
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