The Bachelors Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
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- I promised I wouldn't.
- Yeah?
- Dinner time.
- I'm not hungry.
- You are
hungry and you're eating.
I'm not raising an anorexic.
- She said you are
hungry, you're eating,
and she's not
raising an anorexic.
- Yeah I heard her.
Mom Wes is here.
- So, he
eats doesn't he?
- Well this should
be interesting.
- Sorry for the complete
absence of flavor, Wes.
It was Lacy's
fathers turn to cook.
- Lacy, why don't you
tell your mother that
paying the mortgage,
credit cards, tuition,
every other bill that
comes in to this house,
it doesn't leave me much time
to cultivate my culinary skills.
- Why don't you
tell her yourself?
- So Wes, are your
parents still together?
getting a divorce but
on the advice of council
neither is willing to move out.
- My mom passed away last year.
- I'm sorry to hear that, Wes.
- I'm sorry too.
The difference is
I actually mean it.
- Tell me about the belt.
- That's a Jeanie thing.
She used to tease me because
my belt would kind of
drift over that way
as the day went on.
Said I should just
start out the day
with it where it
was gonna end up.
So one day I just
started out with it there
and made her laugh.
She said it was
only fitting because
I was a little off
center to begin with.
- She had a good sense of humor.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
So I find that grieving spouses
usually fall into
one of two groups.
One describes
their loved one as
someone who filled
a void in them.
The other describes
them as someone who
added a dimension to the
person they already were.
Which would you say
best describes you?
- It's both.
- Which would you say you favor?
- All of the above.
- Okay, fair enough.
I'm just looking for
something to help us move on.
- From what?
- From your wife, Bill.
The only way you're
going to feel better
is if we figure out someway
for you to let her go.
You recognize that don't you?
- Yes.
- Okay.
As for the Lexapro finding
the right medication
can sometimes be a trial
something called Cymbalta
see if that works
better for you.
- Fine.
- Bill?
- Hello.
- What a coincidence.
Back home I'm used to
running into people
but here it always
gives me a surprise.
- Next.
- Excuse me.
Hi Palet, P-A-L-E-T.
- $10.
- Bill I'm sorry to
bother you like this but
I have a favor to ask.
You know Coach Keith,
- Yes,
ridiculous that mug.
- More of a jug really.
- I think you could
actually bathe a cat in it.
Anyways he asked
me out for Friday
and I'm desperate for
a reason to say no
but I'm afraid I'm
running out of excuses.
- Oh so you want me
to be your excuse?
- Would you mind terribly?
- No that's, sure that's fine.
- Unless you're busy of course.
- No I'm not busy ever.
I generally eat in the evenings.
We could eat together.
- Yes we can eat together,
that sounds very nice.
- Great okay, I'll
see you tomorrow.
- Yes see you tomorrow.
- I have no idea
how to say that.
Do I have to say it like that?
- Like what?
- Like I'm an
effeminate French man
who's in love with himself?
- Oh that, yeah yeah, you do.
You have to say it like
you're an effeminate
French man who's in
love with himself.
- Then I've got the perfect
homework partner don't I?
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
- Why do you do that?
- Do what?
- Your arm.
- 'Cause I'm happy,
well adjusted,
and really excited
about my future.
Of course I'm a
little upset that
I didn't make
cheerleader this year but
there's always next
year and I feel like
it could definitely
happen for me.
- So you're telling me
nothing has happened at all.
- Nope.
- You do realize what
a fail this is right?
Not to mention how personally
disappointing this is for me.
You've been with this
girl for over 10 hours.
That's more time than Goober's
spent with a girl
his entire life.
- Hey Palet, tops on
your strategy man.
- What strategy?
- You know, start off
with the psycho whore
and work you way up from there.
Yeah I just hope you're
banging her by now.
Trust me it doesn't take half
the work you're putting in.
- That's the other thing
I hate about evolution.
Why does the dominant male
always have to be a dick?
What does persistence
dickishness
have to do with
furthering the species?
- Hey Mason.
- Break it
up, break it up.
Get off, break it up,
come on break it up.
That's it, that's it,
that's it, break it off.
- Easy easy, boys.
- What the hell's
the matter with you guys?
So which one of you Nobel
Lureates started this?
- That depends, sir ,do you
mean verbally or physically?
- Shut up Raffi!
I don't really care
who started this.
I already talked
to the other three.
And if there is so much
as glancing contact
between any of you knuckleheads
both parties will be expelled.
Is that clear?
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
- Expelled, as in gee why
didn't I get in to college?
Oh right, I got expelled.
Now I can spend the
rest of my sad life
selling mangos from the
side of the freeway.
In the meantime welcome
to disciplinary probation.
You'll also be serving weekend
detention on litter patrol.
Everybody happy?
- Yes, sir.
- Goober.
- Well sir, according
to the honor code
we're supposed to be
honest at all times.
But if I told you I
was happy I'd be lying.
I'm very happy.
- Be gone.
- The truth is I
always imagined that
I would be fantastically
good at marriage.
- You weren't?
- Well it began pretty good and
we found out I could
not have children and
it wasn't so good after
that so I became a teacher.
If you can't be a mother
to one be a mother to many.
How long were you married?
- 33 years.
- Practically a lifetime.
- Well I guess so but
never felt that way.
- What an amazing thing
to be able to say.
We're talking about
the food, but you know.
- Okay so I obviously
didn't understand
more than two words of
that but this is a little--
- Awkward.
I mean I love the
French but one thing
they babble on endlessly
doesn't speak French
is simply a piece of furniture.
- Well I do have
more in common with
a La-Z-boy chair
than I like to admit.
- I am that way too.
I mean give me a nice cozy
chair and a good book.
And you'll need a tow
truck to get me to move.
- So I guess we
have that in common.
General unwillingness to move
unless absolutely necessary.
- Sometimes I look
you know stuck to the side of
the aquarium, you know the...
And I'm like maybe it's
not such a bad life.
- Really, a sucker
fish, not a bad life?
- No, I mean, okay of
course it's bound
to become a little monotonous,
How stressful can it be?
- Well that is
definitely a valid point.
- I mean you have only one job.
Do you like it?
- Yes excellent, very good.
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