The Barber of Seville Page #5

Synopsis: An opera-singing Woody Woodpecker takes over a barbershop and harasses the customers.
 
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1944
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l would have been off

lsn't the key to open the balcony

among them?

Yes, it is the newest one

l'm a fine one to leave that devil

of a barber here!

Go yourself

Everything is on the cupboard

at the end of the corridor

Watch out

Don't touch anything

l'm not mad.

Cheer up!

l'll be right back.

The blow is struck

That is the rogue who brought

to the Count...

...Rosina's letter

He seems...

He seems to me an intriguer

of the first order

He won't fix me!

- Just my luck!

- What a noise!

What a rogue!

l knew it in my heart

That Figaro is a great man

Tell me, dear one:

will you link your lot with mine?

Be frank!

My Lindoro,

l wish for nothing else

Well then?

He has broken everything:

six plates, eight glasses, a tureen

See here! lf l had not

caught myself on a key...

...in that accursed corridor

which is so dark...

...l would have broken my head

He keeps every room in darkness,

and then...

- No more

- Let's begin

- Be careful

- Come on

- Don Basilio!

- What's this l see!

What an obstacle!

Look who's here!

Your servant one and all

What do these new tidings mean?

Whatever will become of us?

We shall need boldness here

Don Basilio, how are you?

How am l?

What's the hold-up? Are we going

to have this blessed shave or not?

l'm coming!

Hey!

Your representative?

Representative?

l told him that everything

has been arranged

ls that not so?

Yes, yes

l know everything

- Don Bartolo, explain yourself

- Hey, doctor, a word with you

Don Basilio, l'll be with you.

Listen here a moment

Try to get him outside,

l fear he'll expose us

- My heart is quivering

- Don't despair

He still knows nothing

about the letter

There's a muddle here for sure,

but l can't guess what

l fear he'll expose us,

he still knows nothing

You are right, my dear sir,

l'll send him away right now

Who advised you, Don Basilio,

to go out walking with a fever?

- With a fever?

- And what do you think?

You're as yellow...

...as a corpse

l'm as yellow...

...as a corpse?

Fancy that!

Good heavens! See him shaking!

This is scarlet fever!

Scarlet fever!

Go and take some medicine

That will help you to endure it

Quickly, go to bed

You make me alarmed

He is right, go to bed

Quickly, go and rest

Quickly, go and rest

A purse!

Go to bed!

But that they should all

be unanimous!

Quickly, to bed

Hey, l'm not deaf

l don't have to be entreated

any more

What a colour!

What a bad complexion!

Bad complexion!

Oh, very bad!

Then l'm going

Go, go!

Good night, my dear sir

Good night, my dear sir.

Quick, get out of here

Good night, with all my heart

Good night, with all my heart.

We'll talk tomorrow then

- Accursed nuisance!

- Don't shout

Good night, my dear sir,

peace, sleep, and health

Come on then, Don Bartolo

Here l am

Tighten it

Excellent

Rosina, please, listen to me

l am listening to you, here l am

Precisely at midnight

we'll be here to take you away

Now that we have the key

you have nothing to fear

- Ouch!

- What is the matter?

There's something in my eye!

Have a look, don't touch

Blow, for pity's sake

Precisely at midnight,

l'll await you, my soul

Already l wish to hasten the moment

when l shall be bound to you

Now l want to warn you,

dear one, that your letter...

...so that my disguise

would not have been in vain...

His disguise? Ah ha!

Splendid, excellent!

Don Alonso, very clever!

Peace, joy!

Rogues, rascals!

All of you have sworn

to break me!

Out, you scoundrels.

l'd like to murder you

Your head's in a spin

Hush, doctor

Out, you scoundrels

Be quiet, it's no use shouting

You have sworn to break me

Hush, you are being ridiculous

Our friend is raving,

on that we're agreed

The poor man is crazy,

there's no way to reply

We're agreed,

there's no way to reply

Be quiet, we're going,

it's no use shouting

Wretched me!

Listen, Ambrogio,

go to Don Basilio right away

Tell him l have to see him urgently

Go now

You guard the doorway

What a suspicious old man!

l wish he'd stay away till he bursts

There's always commotion here.

They quarrel, cry, threaten

Yes, there's not an hour of peace

with this stingy old grumbler

Oh, what a house in turmoil!

The old man is looking for a wife,

the girl wants a husband

The one rages, the other rants.

Both of them are mad

But what is this thing love...

...that makes everyone crazy?

lt is a universal sickness,

a craze, an itch...

...a tickling, a torment

Poor me, l feel it also

Poor me, l feel it also

and don't know how it will end

A curse on old age!

l am despised by everyone

And so l must needs die

a desperate old maid

Then you have no knowledge

of Don Alonso?

None at all

Quick, get the notary here

Here is the key to the front door:

go, quickly, for goodness' sake

Never fear,

l'll be back here in two ticks

Hey, Rosina

Come here

l have news to tell you

about your lover

You should know that he is

having fun with another lover

Here is the proof

Heavens! My letter!

l will go and call the guard

How cruel is my fate!

At last, here we are

Figaro, give me your hand

Heaven almighty!

What infernal weather!

Weather for lovers

Hey, give me some light

Where can Rosina be?

Now we'll see

Here she is

My treasure!

Back, wicked soul!

l came only to remedy

my stupid credulity...

...to show what a lover you lost,

worthless and ungrateful soul

l am dumbstruck

l don't understand a thing

- But for pity's sake...

- Be quiet

You feigned love to sell me

to that vile Count Almaviva

To the Count?

You're mistaken!

Oh, happy me!

Look at me, my treasure

l am Almaviva, l am not Lindoro

What an unexpected stroke!

He himself!

Oh heaven! What do l hear!

l am nearly delirious

with surprise and happiness

lt has taken their breath away.

Now they are dying of happiness

Look what a fine coup

my genius has made!

What an unexpected triumph!

Happy me!

Oh glad moment!

l am nearly delirious

with love and happiness

My lord!

But you...

But l...

Ah, no more!

No more, my own one!

The fair name of my wife,

my idol, already awaits you

The fair name of your wife!

What joy it brings my heart!

- Are you content?

- Ah, my lord!

Quickly

Sweet, fortunate bond

that rewards my desires!

Let's go

Love, at last you have felt

pity for my sufferings

Let's go quickly

lf there is any delay,

my subterfuges will fail for sure

Good heavens! What do l see?

A lantern at the door

Two people! What shall we do?

- You saw?

- Yes, my lord

- Two people?

- Yes, my lord

- A lantern?

- At the door, yes, my lord

What shall we do?

Hush, quietly,

let's not cause a disturbance

Let's get out of here

by the ladder from the balcony

We are lost! What shall we do?

- What happened?

- The ladder

- Well then?

- The ladder's not there

- What's that you say?

- Who removed it?

- What a cruel setback!

- Unlucky me!

Hush, l hear someone.

What shall we do, my lord?

Courage, my Rosina

Here they come

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Ben Hardaway

Joseph Benson Hardaway (May 21, 1895 – February 5, 1957) was an American storyboard artist, animator, voice actor, gagman, writer and director for several American animation studios during The Golden Age of Hollywood animation. He was sometimes credited as J. B. Hardaway, Ben Hardaway, Buggsy Hardaway and B. Hardaway. more…

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