The Barefoot Contessa Page #8
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- 1954
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I've warned you about
getting too drunk
For four years
- and now it's over -
for four years I've
invited the guests
and provided the entertainment
and cleaned up the dirt and paid
off the waiters and paid off the cops
and paid off the papers
and paid off the guests
And now it's good
night. The party's over
I've had a lovely evening,
but I must be going
You're fired, as of right now
Don't call me, I'll call you
Bravo, Mr Muldoon
Mr Muldoon, it would
delight me almost as much
if you were to come with me
this minute, out of this house
Seor, I think you've
got yourself a deal
- She'll never make another picture
- How are you going to stop her?
Withdraw your financing and release?
It's late, but I'm sure MGM,
Fox, Paramount and the rest
will be happy to have me
wake them up with the news
I'll fight it for years...
to the Supreme Court
I'll keep her off
the screen, I'll destroy her
Nah, she's too big now
Oscar. I'll destroy Oscar
He knows too much
and where to tell it
Why not destroy Seor Bravano?
All those hundreds of millions of
dollars, crashing against each other
like a couple of big elks
with your horns locked
battling till you both
starve to death in the snow
You
Not even me. Not any more
Myrna
I'll drive you home
Don't I remember you from somewhere?
Maybe we'll fly to Las Vegas
I'll get my coat.
I'll meet you in the car
Harry, remember how you used
to say life wrote lousy scripts?
Even in one of yours I would
I'm going home with him instead
You want to know the (what
do you call it) motivation?
Easy
I'm a frightened tramp
- Where's your coat?
- In the car
- Where'd you park it?
- Driveway. We'll go around the back
Harry, look
They're Maria's
She was wearing them tonight
Cinderella's slippers
Who lives in the little
house? The prince?
- Cinderella's cousin
- I don't understand that
I'll tell you about it in the car
I didn't tell her, of
course. Not even Jerry
Some things you just
don't tell anybody
If it would have helped, I'd
have yelled it in the streets
already writ and moved on
have cancelled half a line
Nor would my tears
wash out a word of it
If this paisan asks me again
am I sure the cameraman got his
picture coming to this funeral...
It's the only reason he's here
Ah, well. It's my own fault
I talked him into coming.
If people see the
biggest rat in the world
walk with his hat
off behind a casket
Bravano practically
climbed into the coffin
to be sure they took his picture
At that, I assure you he got as close
to Maria dead as he did to her alive
He and Kirk, they both got nowhere
Only difference was
Kirk wouldn't quit till he
tried everything in the book
On the other hand,
Bravano quit like a dog
practically the first
time Maria said no
It seems to me he
was secretly relieved
The important thing to Bravano
was for people to
think Maria was his girl
as long as he got credit for it
If Bravano had to choose between
really having Maria, in secret
and not having her, but with
the whole world thinking he did
he'd want it just he way it was
This I cannot figure
This doesn't mean it can't be figured
You could fill a big, fat book
with what I haven't been
Maria, for instance, I could
never figure. But then, who could?
There she was, the world's
number one symbol of desirability
on display all over the
world's number one showroom
with the world's number
up and took her home
Nobody
I'll swear that into my own grave
Nobody
And while I'm on the broad
subject of what I can't figure
I give you that phenomenon
of this day and age called
"the international set"
Once a year, on the French Riviera
one of the most beautiful
seashores on God's earth
the international set gathers
the way an annual fungus
gathers on a beautiful tree
It's quite a set
It's as if ordinary human
had suddenly vanished from the earth
and the world was suddenly full
of butterflies shaped like people
They are all happy, all the time
Some of them are happy
because they are beautiful
And some of them have to be happy
because they are nothing but rich
Some of the international set
are happy because they are dogs
Don't laugh. There's a
beauty parlour in Cannes...
just for dogs
But the happiest of the
international butterflies
are those who live as if
they never left the cocoon
They form in little groups
usually around some
piece of ex-royalty
Bravano, of course, had the
best cocoon that money could buy
To begin with, he had as his
guest for the entire season
the pretender to the throne
The name of the
throne doesn't matter
But, in the world of pretence
a pretender is the
best thing you can be
So, to the international
set, he was a king
His wife was English.
She was a commoner
And they don't come any commoner
But together they ruled the Riviera
by permission of the
copyright holder, Lulu McGee
Lulu McGee runs the
international set
She never asks for
money but, somehow
help grateful rich people
Hector Eubanks was the
fireball of our little cocoon
Oil hit Hector one fine day, and
he just never came out from under it
There was also Mrs Hector Eubanks
She was a joint income-tax return
And in the middle of all this
fantastic unreality was Maria...
more unreal, in a
way, than any of it
these crazy people
through the casinos and beaches
and brawls, from Marseille to Monaco
as if she were loaded with Novocaine
She showed no pain, no
pleasure, no interest, no nothing
You figure it. I can't
Any more than I could on that
night I saw Maria for the last time
It was at one of the
casinos, kind of late
We'd finished dinner hours ago
Bravano and Hector Eubanks
were inside, gambling
I assumed Maria was with Bravano
The rest of us had
run out of conversation
The rest of us had
run out of conversation
After all, we hadn't sen
and we hadn't eaten
together since lunch
Lulu was trying to work
up interest in a word game
It's not easy with people
who know just enough words
to tell room service what they want
It's really very
simple, Your Highness
You write the long
word on top of the page
and under it, you write
all of the short words
you can make out of the long one
Oh
For the long word,
let's use "vicissitudes"
Is that actually a word?
V- i-c-i-s-s-i-t-u-d-e-s
It's changes, fluctuations,
like the vicissitudes of life
How clever of you, my dear
J'ai besoin de champagne
Did you say
something, Your Majesty?
- I shall require more champagne
- "Mais certainement. " Oscar
- More of the same for the king
- Yes, sir
What news from the gaming table?
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