The Bates Haunting Page #2

I'll be sure to tell Clyde

you said, "hi."

Don't.

Hey, hey!

You look good.

Will I be working anywhere

near this cretin?

No.

Good.

Bye-bye, Ben.

Whatever, man.

You're on thin ice, Mr. O'Neil!

Thin ice.

Sometimes... you know,

I just come back here to...

just look at it all.

Just try to...

take my lunch breaks

back here.

Call down.

Yeah.

Exceptionally, creepy

wooded area.

Thanks for bringing

me here, Junior.

Well, I have to show you

the grounds,

so that you know what

you're working with.

Junior, do you

have a girlfriend?

No?

So do you like being scared?

Does anyone like being

scared?

Some people do.

Die!

Effing A, man, chill!

How was my delivery?

Eh... well-timed.

Um...

However, when you say,

"die witch,"

it may sound like,

"die b-word,"

to some of the

older customers.

So maybe just stick to, "die."

Do I have to wear this

stupid mask?

How am I gonna

get recognized

if people can't even

see my face?

Uh... I think it's better to play

with the guests imagination,

and have the mystery of who's

under the mask scare them.

F*** my life.

What?

How did I do boss?

That's the Zeke Patroklos.

He's a farm hand.

We call him "Zeke the Geek."

Sometimes I just tell people

I work with retarded children.

It's not a total lie and

it looks great on resumes.

Wayne, it's offensive!

I like to think Mr. Petroklos

brings authenticity to his role.

Yeah, reminds me of a turtle

I once had.

Let's move on.

You hear that?

Hear what?

- Sounded like a little acorn dropped.

- Hey Junior, it's working!

Nice!

This here's Akimbo Tonaka.

His grandfather

was a kamikaze pilot

in World War II.

He bombed Pearl Harbor.

Think about that.

You the new girl?

Agnes Rickover.

You an actor?

- She'll be working merch.

- Oh.

Well I'm the electrician

and animatronics guy.

And I'm starring in this scene.

You worked on the machine

that killed Lily Hansen.

Yeah, I guess so, but...

that was a gas problem,

that's Oktay's department.

Yeah, there's nothing to worry

about, Miss Rickover.

Akimbo's a licensed electrician.

I completely vouch for him.

We have the highest

of safety standards.

Yeah, I'm good at what I do.

You going to the uh,

employee bonfire tonight?

The night before opening day,

all the employees get together

and we bless this land

with beer, food and music.

You gotta come.

It's such a barbaric tradition

my father started.

I disapprove,

it's strictly optional.

It would be a good chance

to get to know

some of the employees better.

Really?

And uh, you can bring your

boyfriend, too, if you want.

I don't have a boyfriend.

Cool.

All right, come on.

We got a lot to see.

Thanks.

Hey Agnes, you made it!

Ready to get f***ed up!

Who's your... friend?

Yeah, who's your friend?

Oh, this is Clyde.

He has writers block.

Are you two...

- No.

- No.

Oh good, I'm Wayne.

Clyde Abelson.

Wanna hot dog?

Ah, I'm good, thank you.

Oh, are you now?

Why don't we take a seat

by the fire.

My friend Sean's playing

guitar.

We'll uh, we'll be there

in a second, Akimbo.

I, uh, wanna show Clyde

around the farm a little bit.

This farm's the closest thing

he's ever had to a girlfriend.

Oh, so that's why the sheep

looked so happy.

See you later, Clyde.

Oh, great party Agnes!

Thanks for bringing me.

I need you to be

my lookout man.

What?

Why?

I have to get a closer look at

the dragon that killed Lily.

Oh come on, I thought

we came here so that

we could rip on Hannah's fake

tits and then go watch

that DVD I ordered,

"Street Magic Gone Wrong."

There'll be plenty of time

for that later.

Come on.

Did you see, uh...

that f***ing Cal

thinks he's Gallagher.

Hey babe, do you wanna

be alone for a bit?

What are you talking about?

I'm not even drunk yet.

Come on baby,

just for a little bit.

Okay, let's go.

They moved the dragon.

Yeah, I know.

Oh, are you okay?

We didn't have to do this!

No, I have to.

It's the only way I'll know

for sure if it was an accident

or not.

Stay alert!

Okay!

Geez, chill!

I didn't even hit it yet.

I have to pee.

I'll be right back, okay?

Here we go...

Is that Wayne

holding his hot dog?

I don't know.

Or is that Wayne's burning log?

Ow!

- Oh my god!

- You okay?

Yeah.

There's a beer bottle

falling all over the place.

Get this off.

I don't care, just take it off.

Ah baby.

Oh baby.

Harder.

Hello, sneaky.

Did you hear something?

Don't say anything.

No, no, Ben.

I could've sworn I heard

something in the corn bushes.

They're not bushes,

they're stalks.

Harder!

Get the f*** off!

Hey!

Hey!

Agnes!

Hey!

Agnes!

Agnes!

Get the f*** back!

- Agnes, Agnes!

- What?!

What the hell is going on?!

Stop that!

This f***ing guy's

covered in blood!

Little Hannah pieces...

What's that supposed

to mean?!

- Clyde?

- What?!

Look at this.

Hey!

Whoa! Whoa, what's...

Hey, hey!

What's going on?!

It was this f***ing guy

right here!

Hey you, you calm down!

I didn't do anything, Akimbo.

I swear.

Yeah right.

What were you doing?

Whacking it

in the f***ing bushes?!

- Hey!

- Stalks!

All right, everyone!

Akimbo, call 911.

I have to go get my parents.

Agnes!

Control your friend!

Come on.

Hey.

Lily!

Are you okay?

I've been better.

The official statement

we gave the press

is that this was an accident.

An accident?

Mr. Patroklos will be taken in

for questioning.

We have due process.

How can a tractor

accidentally start up

and run over two people?

Until we know

exactly what happened,

we're calling this an accident.

With all due respect,

Mr. Rickover.

That's complete bullshit.

Clyde, calm down.

Okay.

Why don't you go home

and try to get some rest

for work tomorrow.

Aren't you shutting the haunt

down for an investigation?

It's opening day!

We can't do that to the town!

Besides, this incident occurred

off haunt grounds

during non-business hours.

Zeke is also the only one

strong enough to turn the valve

on the propane tank

that killed Lily.

That's three murders.

This is a police matter now.

We have it under control.

Agnes, sometimes...

Sometimes bad things happen.

Okay?

It's tragic.

But it's a part of life.

I'm sorry.

Clyde.

Yeah.

Take her home.

Yes, sir.

Do you really think this is

connected to Lily?

If it is, we have to find out.

Welcome back to

Mickey and Spuds!

Comin' atcha live

from West Camden!

Only on 98.6...

and you know what

that means, Mickey?

It means that the Bates Motel

and Haunted Hayride

is open for business!

And you're gonna

get your freak on!

Hey, Spud... Spuds.

Wasn't there a girl

killed there last year?

Something about... something

about a wall of fire...

Allegedly, there was a death...

burned... burned to death.

Burned to Death" was

the headline I remembered.

Come and get your tickets!

Get yourself some brews!

Get yourself some

pumpkin patch!

And go out and get scared!

Fun for the whole family.

We'll see you guys there.

Hey!

Nice hat!

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