The Bates Haunting Page #5

Stop!

I always knew

it was you, Junior.

Oh, I'm sure you did.

You wanna know how I knew?

Did you put together a couple

of clues?

I put together that you were a

f***ing creep.

Shut up!

Both of you!

Tie him to the guillotine!

- Get up there.

- What?!

I avoided getting shot

to have my head cut off?!

You better get up there, Clyde,

or she's gonna you again.

It's almost over dear.

Stop!

Akimbo?!

Don't come any closer!

What are you doing here?!

There's a phone

in the haunted house...

Ugh.

Agnes?!

Agnes!

Let's stop this nonsense,

shall we, Miss Rickover?

We have your friend.

You come back,

he lives.

If you leave...

he dies.

You are a sneaky snake.

Clyde's worried,

he's been asking

about you, Agnes!

Clyde's been asking about you!

Oh Aggie!

Clyde's worried!

Worried about you!

Worried about me!

Worried!

You think Clyde can

take care of you?!

Agnes!

What's the deal with this guy

anyway, Agnes?

Is he your boyfriend?

He wears girl's underwear?

Is he gay?

Aw, we could've had

something special, Agnes.

Real special.

Don't bother calling your dad!

Cell phones don't work

on the farm.

It's a dead zone.

I always loved that one.

Why don't you come find us for

a chat, Agnes?

We've been through

this before.

- Are you in on this too?

- Five...

Four...

Three...

Rubber prop, b*tch!

Is there like,

a point to all of this?!

Or are you just "Pennsyltucky",

corn-picking f***ing crazy?!

Everything is more fun

when it's real!

Tell that to your wig!

It even smelled

like dead bodies!

I saw what you did

to my father, Agnes!

I'd like to talk to you about

it!

Ah!

Clyde's gonna be the star

of the show!

Really hope it doesn't go

to his head!

No you're being a pain

in the neck, Agnes!

- Whoa!

- Creep!

You got about three minutes

to save Clyde!

If you leave now, you might

be... ahead... of the curve.

Oh!

Yo!

No contact!

How do I get to the guillotine?

Through the corn, dumbass.

Don't you work here?

Thanks!

Help!

Help!

They've really got me

tied up here!

Help me!

Scream all you want.

It's a haunted hayride.

They're all drunk.

What the f***?!

No cursing!

This is a family attraction.

Where's Agnes?

I told you to bring her with

you.

She's on her way.

Stay away from my Norman!

She must be really scared.

Hear that wagon, Clyde?

You got about 30 seconds 'til

the main event.

Oh, look!

It's Agnes.

Liar.

Just kidding.

Wanna test it out.

It works.

Stop f***ing around!

Whoo!

Hey, stop the wagon!

Yeah!

Junior, come on, man.

- Huh?

- Lemme go.

Let you go?

I'm a writer.

I can write your story.

Then you could kill

all the people you want.

Just not me!

Who here wants to see me

whack this guy's head off?

Say no!

Do it!

Do it!

Now hold on!

Hold on!

Because I don't do this show

for just anyone...

kinda a one-shot deal and I

never have the right audience.

I said, "who here wants to see

me whack this guy's head off,

or what?!"

Chop his head off!

That all right!

That's what all of you want?

Yeah!

America!

- Junior!

- What?!

Let Clyde go right now!

Ladies and gentlemen...

We have a very special

guest tonight...

Miss Agnes Rickover.

Hey Junior, eat a dick!

Clyde!

Oh yeah!

That was f***ing sick!

Just a stupid trick,

you could see wire.

This isn't family friendly.

The wood warped.

Akimbo was supposed to

fix that.

Oh well.

Two-sies.

Drop it, c*nt!

You shouldn't have

done that, Agnes.

But I guess this

makes us even.

Thanks for leaving, Clyde.

Agnes, run!

Come on, Agnes!

You're gonna be the best

show of all!

Got you.

We have so much

in common, Agnes!

Now you'll never forget

that feeling!

What it's like to take

someone's life!

How did that feel?

If you saw it,

the memory of someone dying

stay with you.

You will never forget the feeling

of killing someone yourself.

Oh!

You're gonna have to do

better than that, Agnes!

Oh, that's the stuff!

Go for it!

Look at me.

I always knew we'd have

our moment.

Ew, that's gross!

Oh, it's just part

of the attraction.

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