The Baytown Outlaws Page #6

They took the f***ing door, man!

I really don't think a f***ing seatbelt

would have mattered right now! Go!

- Hey, he all right?

- How in the f*** do I know?

Here they come! Just like you said!

Hey! Help the driver.

You want to see this.

We're about to f***

your babysitters up.

- Come on, boy!

- Whoo! Come on!

Welcome to the South, motherfuckers!

Whoo! What you got now, b*tches'?!

Time out, b*tch!

No. No, indeed. Hell no.

- Do something, you're the brains!

- We've gotta figure something out!

What?!

- Top rope!

- Top rope!

Motherfuckers!

Whoo!

Get them, Lincoln! Come on!

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

Go get 'em!

They're slowing down!

They're slowing down!

Come on.

Lincoln!

We're good!

You all right, buddy'?

You're one crazy redneck.

Trying to be a tough guy'? Huh?

Running away from us?

You want one of these?

You've earned it.

- How's Linc?

- Not so good.

- What?

- You better check on him.

You got Rob'?

F***.

You do all this?

By God.

It ain't your hat, b*tch.

Good work!

Let me take a look.

Come on. Let me see it.

Sh*t!

Well, I think it's safe to say that,

that surpasses McQueen's

level of doctoring.

- Fine.

- You are not fine.

We need to get that looked at.

- Fine.

- All right. You're fine.

Fine, my ass.

F***!

McQueen!

Montane! Montane,

where the f*** are you'?

Sh*t.

Goddamn it!

Hey, you guys need a ride?

Who are these f***ing people?!

Nah, man. We're good.

Just keep going.

Son of a b*tch.

He practically made these monsters,

then hung them out to dry.

You gotta be kidding me.

And why aren't they working for me'?!

Just get in the car.

I'm a nurse. I can help.

That ain't such a bad idea.

Bingo.

What happened here?

- I did that.

- The stabbing or the stitches'?

- The stitches.

- Infection is setting in.

I poured whiskey on it.

Let me guess,

you saw that in a movie'?

Yeah. Several.

Hey-Hey, Rob?

You hold onto that, all right'?

You know that's his prize possession.

He's gonna need it when

he gets to feeling better, OK?

Chogan, this is Carlos.

I'm only calling as a last damn resort.

Some a**hole took Rob

and I need you to kill him.

If you can, bring me back the kid,

and if not, then f*** it.

If I can't have him, nobody can.

They're close.

Finish up!

He gonna be all right?

Like I said, it's up to you.

You look really familiar.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Do you stay in shitty motels?

'Cause we clean them.

Crockett.

That's where I've seen you.

Small world.

So why ain't you a nurse?

- Hospitals don't exactly hire illegals.

- Why don't you become legal?

Your country doesn't

make it that easy for us.

What are you talking about'?

Just go down to the place

and fill out your paperwork.

Sh*t. Tell them you want to be legal.

I mean, you speak the language.

That's more than most

of them do out here.

Your ignorance is unbelievable.

Yeah, well, I might

be just an ignorant redneck,

but at least I know who I am.

I mean, you're a nurse.

You ought to be helping people.

Not scrubbing toilets.

Well, is that why you do what you do?

'Cause it's who you are?

Let's just say it runs in the family.

You know?

Well, you're not gonna have

much family left at this pace.

Listen, I really appreciate

everything you've done for us.

I can't say that I'd exactly

done the same thing, so...

You're welcome.

What would you say if...

if I offered you two grand

to get us to Vicksburg, Mississippi'?

What do you say I convince you not

to do what you're about to do?

I could take you anywhere else.

Nah. This here's one of them

kind of deals, you know?

We kind of had people controlling

what we do our whole lives, you know?

It's time for us to take it by the reins.

- Please keep the kid safe for me.

- Nothing bad's gonna happen.

- We've just got a job to finish.

- I'm foreign. I'm not stupid.

- Thank you.

- See ya.

See you around.

Can we still put a pool in

with three grand?

What you thinking'?

I was thinking Whac-A-Mole.

But it's gonna be tough

with just two of us.

What you mean two'?

That's fitting.

- You want to go high?

- No.

You go and run in the house.

No matter what you hear,

no matter what the people say,

Papaw did what he could to make things

better for you than he had. OK?

Go. Run along.

Dispatch told me you'd...

you'd be here.

Yeah. I'd offer you some sweet tea,

but I like it stout enough to kill a mule.

It might be too strong for you.

You know, of all

the Southern idioms and charms,

you know which one

I find the most helpful?

My extraordinary hospitality'?

The fact that nobody

ever throws anything away.

I've got to hand it to you, Sheriff.

There was nothing in any database

that ever connected you to them.

Wasn't no computer

files back in the day.

Another perk of Alabama

being behind the times.

Paper trail easy as hell

to get rid of.

Only thing this proves is that

a young deputy was doing his job.

Right, right, right.

Well, I figured you'd say that,

so I did a little further digging,

and I found this.

You missed some paper, Henry.

You signed for $1,200 dollars

on May 26th, '05,

$800 June 15th, 'O7,

$1,100 on February 3rd, '08.

And it goes on and on and on.

That money was issued

for crime scene clean up.

And I can hire anybody

I damn well please.

Well, since when do people get paid

to clean up a crime before it happens?

You are right though, Sheriff.

You've got the lowest

crime rate in the state.

You certainly weren't paying

them much though, were you'?

It's no wonder

those dogs turned on you.

Now, listen. This story,

you know, could end one of two ways.

You could either help me out,

cooperate...

or I could just arrest you

on the spot.

Take them down myself, eventually.

Look, either way,

I've got to take you to prison,

but you play nice, I'll see to it

that your sentence is shortened.

Maybe one day you'll be able to see your

granddaughter graduate from high school.

Let's consider it

a professional courtesy.

They get big quick on you.

You'll find that out sooner or later.

- Come with me.

- No, no, no. Come on.

- I don't think so.

- Cut that sh*t out.

Fighting's a young man's game.

- Where are you going, huh?

- Vicksburg.

If anybody's gonna put an end to this,

it's going to be me.

You know, I'm the one that ain't

supposed to be trusting you.

Y'all won the damn war.

Now this is the same face paint

that Lincoln used when he wrestled.

Solidifies you as one of us.

You scared?

You're an Oodie now.

You got to swallow that fear.

For what it's worth,

I think you deserve more

than what you've been through.

It ain't right,

people taking advantage of you

just because you can't help yourself.

I know you may not have had a lot of

people in your life you can look up to.

Hell, I ain't telling you

to look up to us.

I just want you to know that we're

going to do everything we can

to keep you from getting hurt.

I'm gonna leave you in charge.

My new lookout.

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