The Best Thief in the World Page #4
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- 2004
- 93 min
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He got something f***ed-up
in his psychology.
Got them big,
brass cojones, huh, iz?
Yo, Izzy, tell them about
that thing you do, man.
What thing?
Nothing.
Yo, me and my man, we breaking
into people's apart...
sh*t, rob!
Let's go!
Nah, i ain't doing it.
There's too many people.
Come on, cojones.
No.
Why not?
We can make money.
Special pattern to it
so i don't get caught
that i can't f*** with.
Yo, b*tch,
come on!
I'm not going,
you motherfucking b*tch.
You guys aren't all
gonna stand outside
looking suspicious,
are you?
Come on, man.
We ain't stupid.
[Rings doorbell]
Man:
Yes? Yes? Yes?
Sorry, wrong apartment.
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Oh, man! Oh, man!
Might as well
steal off robbie.
Man, get off me!
[Rings doorbell]
[Rings doorbell]
Yeah!
Come on!
Yo!
Shh!
Trying to be cool,
man.
Gotta split up.
You're gonna get me caught.
Relax, iz.
We're just
visiting friends, right?
It's hot up in here.
It's apartment 53.
Don't wait in a group
outside, okay?
Relax, man.
We got you.
[Both grunting]
[Glass shattering]
Shh.
Wait.
Did you hear that?
[Breathlessly]
What?
I think
i heard something.
Go.
Go!
[Clears throat]
What's wrong?
Oh, my...
ah, yeah.
Hello, police?
[Whistles]
If you believe me
and let me off,
you'll have a friend
for life.
What was his story?
He claims that a gang
was chasing him
and, in an attempt to get away,
without thinking,
he climbs
down the fire escape,
and breaks into what he thinks
is his friend's house.
Well, wasn't
the window locked?
It all happened
so fast.
Look, you have to believe me.
I need you to understand.
It's gonna kill my mom.
I can't imagine
hurting her this much.
Also, he claims that his
father's paralyzed
and has some sort
of brain damage
and his mom's crazy
and hanging on by a thread.
Look, i'll introduce you
to them...
whatever you want.
Just don't turn me in.
Yeah, i mean,
what do you think, harry?
I mean, it doesn't make any
difference to me either way.
He's lying, mary.
He's a pathological liar.
Let the cops deal
with his family
if they are that crazy.
They're probably fine.
[Doorbell rings,
knocking on door]
I know
where you live.
Dice:
Yo, she was naked?
Edwin:
[Laughing] yes.
Top and bottom?
Yeah, man,
and she was sweaty.
Yo, was that guy's cock
still hard, "b"?
Yo, son,
you a f*ggot, man.
You can have
the rest of that.
F*** you, "b."
That's the sh*t
i want to know.
That's the real
gritty sh*t.
That's just the way
society is these days, "b."
That's what people
want to know.
I feel you.
Sue:
I hate the police.
You know
how i hate those people.
Hey, mom,
what's for dinner?
Not now.
Go away.
I'm really sorry, mom.
Is it me?
as your mother?
No, mom.
It's not you.
Well, then,
what is it?
Because i'm trying
everything i can think of
but i feel like
i'm losing you.
You're not.
Well, then, what am i
supposed to think? Tell me.
Am i supposed to pretend
like i don't see
all the sh*t
that you're up to?
What sh*t?
I don't know
if i'm ever gonna be able
to trust you again!
Would you trust you
if you were me?
Just speak up, man!
I don't know.
Just... f*** you
with the tortured sh*t.
right up your ass.
Listen to me.
I'll be damned
if i'm gonna
let you
destroy yourself.
Don't do it, izak.
Please don't do it.
It's more than
my poor heart can take.
You know
i'm good, mom.
I'm good.
Oh!
Oh, jesus.
I can't take this sh*t.
Amy:
So,what are you gonna do?
Shut up.
[Sighs]
Mom, why don't you believe me
when i say i'm sorry?
I really am.
'Cause it's manipulative,
sappy sh*t.
["We three" plays]
It's words, honey.
You don't even know how you
try and manipulate people.
You're very intelligent,
and it makes you dangerous.
I'm just worried
about you, you know?
You're gonna wind up
dead or in prison
before you get laid
at the rate you're going.
That won't happen, mom.
I promise.
I love you too much
to hurt you that way.
Jesus.
You don't even see it,
do you?
How do you know
i haven't been laid already?
You wouldn't know
what to do with it,
you stupid, little sh*t.
You're so young.
Moms know a lot more
than you give us credit for.
[Exhales sharply]
This is
my favorite song.
Do you like
this song?
and you began to cry
so recklessly
baby, please
don't take my hope
away from me
you say you want me
i want another, baby
you say you wish for me
hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
[Rapping indistinctly]
[Rapping]
yeah
what you know
about ice like freezing rain?
... 15 about to
freeze the game
you can keep the change
got my own private jet,
you can keep the...
i flow money,
so get out your checkbook
i'm not like him or her,
i got the next look
i flow so different,
similar to nada
[rapping indistinctly]
6'4"...interior seat
matching her pradas
6'4"...exterior doors
matching my...
going to
red-carpet interviews
cameras go...
as they follow
... make you want to eat
the shocks on your impala
[rapping indistinctly]
everyday fresh
when they see me
young "g" sick with it
can't bang with me
fly babies, come on,
sing with me, man
bad boys... hot
from my town to your town
from new york
to cali streets
bad boys... hot
from the crib, baby
to the... baby,
to the club, baby
bad boys... hot
from my town to your town
bad boys... hot
from new york
to cali streets
from the crib, baby
to the... baby,
to the club, baby
mommy on a yacht
pretty shoes, toes out
wife beater, white sneakers,
and she was...
and she keep her...
getting money and out
the hood's my only route
same party...
[rapping indistinctly]
mommy in the zone
oh, watch, she get it up
i stop till dawn
i'm gonna be gone...
what's with this shorty?
Let me see...
a true superstar
like a don in slippers
my competition sweet
i been released on a jet,
taken for a trip
... on the palm tree...
northeast embrace me,
in... they love me
midwest, they swing,
and out west, they chase me
bad boys... hot
from my town to your town
from new york
to cali streets
the senate is expected
to pass the bill
in the next week or so.
The house has passed
its own version...
[sam speaking indistinctly]
The voting-rights activists
fear the provision
could end up
in the final agreement
if... is eventually reached.
At city hall,
voting-rights advocate
stood outside city hall
blasting proposed federal...
sam:
I'm gonna rip offyour head with my bare hands
and sh*t down your neck,
you low-life scum.
... driver's license,
either when they register
or when they go to vote.
Hey, Izzy...
want to play
with me?
No, leave me alone.
... their signatures
when they vote.
But the city board
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