The Bet
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
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Reverse Egyptian suplex!
Reverse Egyptian suplex!
He's going for the pin!
-One!
-Two!
-Three!
THE BE -And it's all over!
THE BE -What an absolute war that was!
THE BE -it's time for the main event.
After years of heartbreak,
unfulfilled dreams and
shattered confidence, this
young man will finally
have one last shot
at the world title.
Does he have any chance?
If you ask this announcer,
he's f***ed.
Dude, thanks for bogarting
DVDs from work.
Yeah dude.
I'd rather you have them
than see them getting
thrown out when
the store closes.
Keep an
eye on dad tonight.
He hasn't been the same since
we moved into the garage.
No problem.
Good luck on your date.
Maybe she'll let you
sniff her butthole.
It's just dinner, dude.
Hey Mr. B, what you
working on over there?
Completing the
perfect woman.
I look forward
to meeting her.
I already got started,
I hope you don't mind.
Just need to get my
drink on tonight.
Well I get getting your
drink on this evening.
This is a really beautiful
place you picked.
I am starving. I mean
I could eat a horse.
That's funny.
Let's see do they have horse,
I'm checking.
No, no! They have 30
dollar soup though.
So, I feel like I've
been totally talking
your face off about me.
No.
Tell me more about you.
I...
work at a video store.
People still rent movies?
Well, no actually.
That's kind of
the problem.
I dunno, I think it's kind of
sad that people don't go
It's kind of an Americana
kind of, sort of thing.
I dunno. Going...
Brandon?
No, I'm Denton.
Shaniqua?
Danielle!
Holy sh*t, I don't care.
Come here, come here.
So good to see you!
-You look f***ing amazing.
-Thank you.
-Hey, Brandon, this is Denton.
-Denton!
On a date with
a real girl?
Good for you, buddy.
It's just kind of like a
blind date sort of thing.
It's going bad.
I'm right here.
I figured as much.
Hey, you know what, I made
some improvements to the
old choo-choo train, if
you want to, come.
For like a ride, you know.
Meet me in the parking lot.
That a girl.
Okay so, thank you so much
this has been really great.
- Yeah.
- And yeah.
Good luck with the whole
video store job thingy.
-Thank you.
-Okay, bye!
Hey, cancel my drink?
Later, Denton!
Whenever you're
ready, chief.
It's all over folks!
He f***ed that one up!
That was awesome.
Dad.
Come on, come on.
Let's go to bed?
Come on, let's go to bed.
So, how was the big date?
It was not good.
It was not, in fact,
it was pretty terrible.
Well, life is a
series of miserable dates.
Terrific.
Now Batting, Jackson Price.
I got one.
Kendra McNulty.
Kendra McNulty.
She was fine and she
would've got that root.
That was a God damn ball!
Those fucks paid
off the ump again.
Ed, stat me.
Well according to this,
"Dyke Piazza," you're 0 and 4
for the entire day, so it
looks like all that money
you spent on glare
protection is really
working out for you.
Bullshit!
What the hell is this?
It's a list of all
the hottest girls
we went to school with.
Kendra McNulty?
Please.
You want to talk about
Hayley Matthews.
Yeah.
Hayley Matthews, yo, that
was the first girl in our
grade to have sex, right?
Hell yeah. She sucked
off Danny Clarke
on the 8th grade
field trip.
No, that was
Mikey Milligan.
How do you know?
'Cause I was sitting
in between them.
She leaned over your
dick to suck his?
Oof.
let her do a flyover.
Next time a girl
tries to do that?
Air pocket.
Bring her down.
If I could do it all over
again, I would have a
vault of vag to dive into.
They would call
me Scrooge McFuck.
I literally don't think
anyone would call you that.
You guys talking
Duck Tales?
Wait, apologies for getting you
wet with a cartoon analogy.
But can you please
not interrupt serious
conversations about p*ssy?
Hey Denton, what
do you think?
You wanna send one of your
ladies out here so we can
end this and go home?
I got hot yoga!
I want him dead.
Wiggins, get up there and
smash the ball down that
motherf***er's throat.
Will do, coach.
Here we go.
Do it, Ken Spiffy Junior.
Two for two.
Good hustle, good hustle,
Wiggins.
Good hustle.
Dropping dimes, Brandon.
Now batting, Wiggins.
Come on dude, really?
You're gonna text
during the game?
It's called sexting
you f***ing nerd.
Yeah?
Is it pre-paid?
No. It's unlimited
like your mom.
-Strike!
-Sh*t!
Jackson, you
gotta chill dude.
Have you forgotten?
When old man Lucas shuts
down the video store,
our team goes with it.
Look at that old
f*** out there.
Rubbing our faces
in his sh*t.
Our faces right
in his sh*t!
Eddie, honey.
I just finished my work
out, but I'm going to go
pick up a six pack.
game tonight, right?
Absolutely, baby.
-Alright.
-Alright, see you tonight.
Love you!
I would totally
go big on your wife.
Strike three!
Goin' down swinging,
like your girlfriend
on my dick last night.
Joke's on you, I don't
have a girlfriend.
Horribly embarrassing.
Bring it in.
You guys suck dick.
F*** you, f*** you, f*** you,
f*** you, madam, f*** you...
You so want to bone her.
Always have.
Always will.
Hey.
You checking out my
mom's ass, perverts?
-Yeah.
-No.
I thought that was
your step mom's ass.
F*** you, Jackson.
You f***ing Ewok.
By the way, I saw
your game today.
0 for 4, nice.
What's this?
Hand that to me.
You're making a list of
all the girls you wish you
f***ed in school.
That's hilarious, 'cause I
have a list of girls I did
f*** in school.
Serge here's seen it.
It's a big f***in' list!
every girl on that list.
Let the man speak.
through this whole list?
Every name? Could you
do that, Denton?
I didn't say anything,
I... maybe her.
God, I smell a
bet coming on.
I wish any of you f***ers
had anything of value.
Anything.
I'd drain you for
every penny.
In the meantime, we've
got a train to catch.
Enjoy tickling each
others' pussies, ladies.
P*ssy!
Woo woo!
This place is jumping.
How do you have
any movies left?
What's up guys,
how you doing?
Good, we're just doing some
Figured we'd stop
by, say what's up.
'Sup.
We still on for
Taco Tuesdays?
God, yes, please.
Nice. Any chance we can
push that up a little bit?
I have a training
sesh at night.
A training "sesh?"
Yeah, it's short for session.
Okay.
Who you training tonight?
I haven't decided yet.
Hi! Hey, how's it going.
How's it going?
Yeah.
Why don't you smell that.
Smell it.
What does that
smell like to you?
Kind of like an envelope.
It smells like a
sweaty a**hole.
Here, try this one.
Dude, all of your movies
smell like a f***in' a**hole.
-Smells like a butthole.
-Really, I...
Now my player smells
like a f***in' a**hole.
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