The Bet Page #2
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
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You guys sitting
on this sh*t?
Delivery for Lucas
Gourmet Condoms.
You know what,
actually that goes across
the street to the
company over there.
They're not getting stuff here
'til the end of the summer.
Those f***ers are getting
packages here already?
I don't give two shits.
This is what it
says on the package,
this is where
I'm dropping it.
Hey, why don't you
smell this thing?
What does that
smell like to you?
Smells like...
wet dirty a**holes.
What the f*** are
you guys doing here?
Denton, what's up?
Hi, Br...
Denise.
That was close,
you almost had it.
Sorry, you guys are
actually already having
packages delivered
to the video store.
Sorry.
Denise!
One second.
Okay, I'll
send him back.
Hey!
Yes?
Mr. Lucas wants
to see you.
He's in Brandon's office.
Okay, just right
around the corner.
H-how does
he know I'm here?
'Cause they're watching,
and you have your Taco
Tuesday with your friends
later at La Cabaa.
H-how did you know that?
Good luck with
the old man, okay?
It'll be fine.
Hey!
Denton!
What's up, man?
I meant to say
congratulations
on f***ing Danielle.
That's awesome.
I didn't, I didn't.
I'm sorry, wait, wait.
That was me.
I f***ed her. Twice.
We filmed it, actually.
What was the
movie called?
"The Great
Train Blowjobbery."
Gimme all your cum, man!
Did Danielle know you
that you were filming her?
What are you,
f***ing stupid?
Like we asked
permission to film her?
Train porno.
It's the world's
fastest growing fetish.
We're the Lucas and
Sergeberg of the genre.
"Shagheart Express,"
"Missionary:
Possible,""Me Hard On The
Orient Express."
"Trains, Planes, and
Cock Is Your Meal."
F***ing classics, bro.
Amen, sister.
Tell him Mr. Lucas
said "f*** you!"
Denton.
I'm glad you came by.
It's a big day, man.
After my groundbreaking
career in the flavored
jimmy biz, I'll be retiring
at the end of the summer.
So Brandon's you're new
the takeover.
Now I want my product in
within ninety days.
Yes, sir.
We've started our move out and
we will be out on time.
You damn well better.
You know, you should've just
closed that shithole today.
I mean, what the hell have
life for in there?
Well it means
something to me, sir.
I can remember all of the
going to that video
store and...
I made all my best
friends there.
And I know people don't rent
I know that's kinda in the past,
but it's made me who I am.
A huge p*ssy.
Sh*t!
Hit him with the low, dog.
Alright, alright. Son, you're
either born a loser or a winner.
Take Brandon here.
The day his momma sh*t him
out of her vag hole...
God rest her soul.
He hit the ground a winner.
Now, Serge on
the other hand.
I'm a real f*** up.
Well, let me tell
you what success is.
You see, I wake up in the
morning, I slam me down a
Red Bull and some vodka.
Go clubbing with
some young poon.
Take me some viagras.
And at the end of the
night, I squeeze me some
tatas money can buy.
They're very big.
You see, I can
smells success.
Just like the
old man?
Not a friggin'
wiff of it on you.
You know what?
Give these to
your old man.
That's barbeque flavor,
that's his favorite.
Give him something.
Anything.
As far as you two, don't forget,
promotional party tonight.
Peppermint Zebra.
First lap dance is on me.
Yeah, daddy!
The second lap
dance is on me, too!
Honey, it's 1 o'clock.
It's time for our
couples' mani-pedi.
Hi, Denton.
Hi, Kirsten.
Hey, it's Mrs.
Lucas to you.
Mhm.
Mani-pedi headache
here we go.
Woo!
Baker!
Where the f*** you
think you're going?
Sit down.
Are you done
being mean to me?
I got a present for you.
It's a go, b*tch.
You tell your little butt
buddies at that stupid
video store that the CEO
of Lucas' Gourmet Condoms
signed off on everything.
Rosenburg drew
it up in legal.
He's a Jew so I assume it's
binding and everything.
You know?
and I'm gonna love every
second of it.
Every damn second of it.
Is that...
Did you...
Can I go now?
Get the f*** out of here.
Let's the game begin.
-Cocksmoker!
-Better.
What the hell is this?
There he is!
That you, lucky
motherf***er, is a legal
and binding document.
That's right. Me and Jackson sat
down with Lucas' legal team
this morning and hammered
out all the details.
I have to sleep with
twelve girls this summer
or the Lucas'
get my house?
Well, you're renting your
house to that a**hole, Bob.
Technically, you
live in the garage.
What are you guys
lawyers now?
Well I actually had a lawyer
look over the details.
Hello! Offices of
Charles McDee.
And he may or may
not be my uncle.
A contract?
Yeah, yeah.
You good, man.
You're good.
But don't worry, man.
We did all the
legwork for you.
My god.
That, my friend, is nine
of your school crushes.
most of them yourself.
Wait, what are the
You get to pick the
two wild card b*tches.
That's right. As long as we
can prove you went to school
with them, you can decide
whoever you want.
Well now I think it's time
for a celebratory shake.
-Gentlemen? Yeah?
-No.
100% alright.
Thanks though.
What the f***'s
going on here?
-Sorry, Bob.
-Sorry, Bob.
Sorry is right, you
sorry motherfuckers.
doing on the wall?
These are all the girls that
Denton went to school with?
Yeah, he's
gonna f*** them.
He's gonna f*** them?
That guy is going
to f*** them?
He's going to get f***ed?
You don't necessarily have to
sleep with them so you know.
No, you just
gotta bust a fat nut.
It doesn't matter how.
Handy, beej,
missionary.
Old country,
doggie, bukkake.
Gang bang, facial, 69.
Cum dump truck,
shitty kitty.
Yo, I like that one.
Shitty kitty,
shitty kitty.
Or Siberian jizzsicle.
You know what I like?
F***ing Nigerian
cocksicle.
That's what I like.
The drill this sh*t out of
your big dry f***ing asses.
-Bye, Bob.
-Bye, Bob.
-Thanks.
-F*** you.
That's right. We just need
to have solid evidence
of each hookup.
Guys, I can't do this.
This is your chance, D.
Your biological cock
is ticking, man.
Dude, if you do this, you
get 100% of the Lucas
Gourmet Condom company.
You get everything.
All associated
properties and holdings.
and we can still play ball.
Can't lose the team, D.
Jackson might
kill himself.
And after what Mr.
Lucas did to your dad.
Think about it.
Hey, champ.
Hey, Mr. Blossy.
How you doing?
-Hey, kid.
-Hi.
Is your dad home?
Nope.
Don't think he's, no.
Is everything okay?
No, no.
Your dad's been stealing
my son's Legos.
What?
Are you sure?
I've been picking
them up all day.
Legos.
From my house
to your house.
He's...
He's had a rough go of it.
Well I think he's
getting worse.
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