The Bet Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
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Maybe those a**holes
were right.
F*** yeah we are.
Get up, man.
You got chicks to do.
Wait a minute, what is Scott
Quaker doing up there?
You're gonna
laugh at this.
He's actually one
of your dates.
-No! No, no.
-Okay, look!
For two of the dates you
only have to kiss.
It's supposed to
be twelve girls.
You and Snot Shaker were
inseparable in the third grade.
Everybody knows you
had a crush on him.
Lucas wouldn't budge.
I didn't have
a crush on him.
Listen, guys didn't even
like girls in the third grade.
I loved p*ssy in
the third grade.
Ask Wiggins.
Yeah, it was pretty gross.
Here's the docs here
for your first date.
We pick the
sluttiest one first.
Seventh grade,
Haley Matthews?
I haven't even talked to
her in like fifteen years.
Surprise again.
You've actually been talking
to her all day online.
We told her you ride a
Harley though because
she's into bad boys.
You sold me as a bad
boy to Haley Matthews?
How am I actually gonna
impress a girl like that?
This, Denton, clearly
isn't doing the trick.
F*** no.
But, I mean, what's
wrong with me?
I'm fine, right?
Okay, I guess I'll start....
You don't put any
product in your hair.
You're always talking
about bands that
no one's ever heard of.
Like I'm sorry, guys, but
who the f*** is Black Sabbath?
Yeah, man. You live
in a garage.
Wiggins, you live
in a garage with me.
Yeah.
You're gonna have
to shave your shaft.
Your taint, your grundle,
your satchel page.
You gotta be as bald as
a Scandinavian turtle.
It's gotta f***ing shine.
I gotta see my face in
your right nut, man.
Look, I'm dressed like a
Crip's stepfather right now.
Does it matter?
No, because I'm confident.
You just gotta be
confident in who you are.
Or in this case,
who you are not.
Look man, I get it.
You're in a rut.
Are you gonna do
something about it?
If you're not gonna
do it for you...
Alright, let's do it.
-F*** yeah.
-Nice.
Hi...
I'm sorry, is
this 264 Pacific?
Denton!
-Hi.
-Hi, Hailey!
My god, you
look so great.
You look, I can't tell.
I know, right? I mean,
who would've thought?
Not me.
Where's your Harley?
Yeah, it's in the shop.
Seat's broken.
Well, we're
all ready to go.
We?
Rolling Rocks tonight, baby!
would be a good idea if I
had a major life change.
So here I am.
This was...
This is a big one.
softball team with my buddies.
My dad's building a
woman out of Legos.
I sell my sperm
at a sperm bank.
I thought you were
a cage fighter.
Yeah.
Here's the interesting
part of the story.
Well...
The best part of the story
I was living in this
apartment and there was
this old Asian
handyman who taught me to
paint fences
and wash cars.
Stuff like that.
So you know what?
I was like, this sucks.
Being a teen with problems
and no direction, this is
not the life I want.
But you know, turns out he
was a martial arts master
and he taught
me a few things.
A blonde kid with
feathered hair gave me a
rash of sh*t and
I was like...
Let's enter a tournament
together of karate.
And I craned kicked
him in the face.
you know, naturally leads
to cage fighting.
That's so cool.
Yeah.
What's your
finishing move?
Finishing move,
finishing move is the...
head butt to the nuts.
Yeah, I get a handful of
those nards and just
boom, boom, boom, boom.
Six or seven times...
So you have a girlfriend
or a wife or something?
Nah, I don't need the ag.
You know?
Yeah, it's just my
chopper, cage, and tats.
Tattoos?
Yup, yup.
Yeah, it's a
full back piece.
Yeah, hour's work.
It's a yakuza tattoo.
Yeah, but instead
of a samurai,
it's Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Squat thrusting Mars.
I've got to see that.
Sorry, I can't, baby.
No, can't do it.
What?
Yeah, it melted off in
the explosion when I was
escaping the state pen.
My god, that is so hot.
What is it?
The sisters warned
me this could happen.
What? What could happen?
Sisters.
time we've spent together.
Your life lessons and
blessings will stay with
me all the days
of my life.
Unfortunately, the
exorcism performed on my
devil p*ssy has failed.
I want you to f***
me until I tap out.
Holy sh*t.
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah!
Your knee's on my neck.
I'm sorry.
Eleven to go, boys!
-Yes!
-Yes!
Nice.
Details, details, details!
It was not real.
She did like porno stuff.
Of course.
Butthole?
Yours?
Butthole, butthole,
butthole, butthole,
butthole, butthole!
Yeah!
Big D's gonna go big
over all you b*tches.
It's everywhere.
It's in your mouth.
It's in your
f***ing mouth.
I would tongue
kiss Leo DiCaprio.
What are you saying?
He has supple lips, it's
possible that whenever...
D, straight up
now tell me.
Did you really f***
clap trap Matthews?
That's disgusting.
Hope you double
bagged it, man.
But because I'm a
gentlemen and a scholar,
I got you a little present.
Rain jimmies
on this b*tch.
No. Come on.
Just stop it.
Hey, gram this.
I wanna keep it.
Hashtag blessed.
Hashtag clean these
up you f***ing idiots.
Wiggins, hand me a condom.
Brussel sprouts or
Thai Sweet Chili?
Thai Sweet Chili.
Alright, guys.
that scenery for Destiny.
Welcome to church,
gentlemen.
Remember, Ed said smart
girls want to be hot and
hot girls want
to be smart.
What the f***
does Ed know?
He's home with his wife.
You must be really good at
math to be able to count
up all those ones.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, it can be really
hard to keep track of
fives when they really like me.
That's a valid point.
Did you wanna
get a lap dance?
They're two for
one right now.
That means that you get
two lap dances, but you
only pay for one.
You are good at math.
That's...
I would love one.
Two.
I've just received news
from the other side.
The dark lord has special
instructions for us.
No, how's he doing?
He's well and says
thank you for asking.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
the dark lord himself
right now.
What news does he bring?
He says that we should
consummate our unholy
tryst on this unhallowed
ground this very eve.
-He does?
-Mhm, yes.
Yes, he does.
Then you must be
the chosen one.
I am totally that guy.
Then we must commence
this ritual immediately.
Okay.
Here, put this on.
The neighbors are always
complaining about the noise.
It'll just take a minute.
Don't worry.
It only hurts
a little bit.
You ready?
You ready?
Let's go.
Carly.
Carly.
Hey.
That's a big dragon?
These are big sharp teeth?
What does he say?
-Rawr!
-Rawr!
Excuse me, sir.
Can I help you
with something?
No, I'm just checking
out this hot chick.
You know what?
No, no, I love kids.
I don't love...
They love...
Sh... Hey!
Hi.
My god, Denton?
- My god.
- Denton Baker?
From Abrams
Elementary, right?
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