The Bet Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
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Yeah, Amanda Morrison.
Look at...
You got tall.
You're, you're big.
God, that is crazy.
I can't believe you still
hang out with those guys.
What is Jackson up to?
Jackson thinks he's
a personal trainer.
-Wait, what?
-Yeah, yeah.
He got in shape?
No, no, he did not.
He just he works the
graveyard shift at the
24-hour gym.
So like one person comes
in and he's like I'm
personally training them.
Okay, that makes
more sense.
Yeah.
What about you?
What have you been up to?
Where are you working now?
I got into
cage fighting.
Really? Cage like...
No, you didn't.
Seriously, where
are you working?
Actually I'm in
the movie business.
That's even worse
than cage fighting.
Well, it's kinda true.
I still work at
Video Fun Time.
Really?
Still?
Yeah.
Well, not for much longer
actually because the Lucas'
bought out the building for
their gourmet condom business.
That is...
-That's disgusting.
-Yeah.
Well this is me.
So super cool bumping
into you, Denton.
You know what?
Would you wanna continue
this conversation sometime?
Nope.
Is that a...
-What...
-Yes.
Yeah, I'd love to
catch up some more.
Cool, cool.
How's 8 tonight?
Is that...
Yeah, sure!
We can get that
cup of coffee.
Cool.
Here, let me...
Meet me here.
Stop looking at
my cock, man.
I'm not.
You're peeing on
the bathroom side.
I'm doing dishes
on the right side.
Where the f***
have you been?
Well I'm sorry,
Schwartzkopf.
I was busy playing
stalker at the daycare.
In fact, I'm lucky I
didn't get arrested.
Yeah, that
Morrison chick.
How's she looking
nowadays?
Great, yeah.
She seems really
cool, too.
Yeah? How'd you hit that?
HJ?
No, I did not.
You know, BJ?
No.
- FJ?
- Get off me.
Did you get one
of those FJ's?
I did not get...
I didn't get an FJ.
I didn't have quite the
time that I needed.
I couldn't close the
deal, but right now,
I'm actually going
to see Amanda.
But this is a
mandatory meeting.
You can do this
one without me.
I swear to god, you're
doing amazing work.
Goodbye.
Denton, remember to be the man,
you have to beat off the man.
It's beat the man.
If you want to be the man,
you have to beat the man.
You don't wanna
beat him off.
Yeah.
But do you remember
that story that
you got up in front of the
and you read it out
loud to everybody?
Yeah.
I can't believe
you remember that.
Of course I do.
Donny the Lucky Donkey.
Actually it was the Donny,
the Down on His Luck Donkey.
How come? How did you
never get married?
Well my dad was in the
coast guard so we moved
around a lot when I was a kid
my teaching degree, I carried
on the family tradition.
So you're saying
you're a gypsy?
No, I'm not a gypsy.
Sounds like what
No, my girlfriends are all
getting married and having
kids and I'm just happy
place to settle
down and write.
So you're a writer?
Well I'm writing a book.
It's a self-help book
about how parents aren't
really instilling enough
self-confidence in their
kids and the affect that
it has on them later on in
their adult lives.
What about you?
It's hard to go out and
date when you're living in
a garage with your dad.
That's hysterical.
God, you're
really serious.
Kinda.
How did that happen?
God, I thought your dad
was a successful inventor.
Well he was until his
greatest invention was
stolen out from right
underneath him.
What was it?
Gourmet Condom.
-No!
-Mhm.
Wait, how did your dad
even come up with the idea
for a gourmet condom
in the first place?
I don't wanna do this.
See, we're
having a coffee.
It's a really
wonderful time.
I don't wanna
screw anything...
Come on.
I can't go back.
You know, once I say
it, it can't be unsaid.
I dare you.
Bring it on.
Let's go.
Gross me out.
Well before I was born, my
parents went on this kind
of zany, wacky diet where
they couldn't eat anything
after midnight.
My mom goes off to the
other room to put on
something a little
more comfortable.
My dad seeing this as an
opportunity to cheat on
the diet, grabs BBQ
chicken wing and starts
mowing down on it.
The fray of all of this,
he gets the chicken
drippings all
over his junk.
F***.
My mom sneaks in, surprised
the hell out of him.
They're in a position where
they're going to have relations.
Phillip, you
taste delicious.
And my mom doesn't
seem to mind it.
I know.
and the rest is history.
My dad doesn't know how to
balance a checkbook, let
alone run a company.
So Mr. Lucas
offers his help.
In the interim,
my mom gets sick.
Lucas says, you know what?
While you're gone, I will
get this business started
and running.
So we're watching TV
And there's an ad for
Lucas' gourmet condoms.
Didn't you guys get
a lawyer? Anything?
We got a lawyer,
we tried to do all that,
but my dad didn't
have any copyrights.
He didn't have any proof
like solid evidence.
And from then on, it's just
been this downward spiral.
My god.
That is so f***ed up.
But you know what?
for my book.
Hear me out, your complete
and utter lack of
self-confidence has
led you to be not only
jobless, but homeless
and girl-less as well.
My god, thank you!
No, seriously!
Yet the only thing that
you are lacking is
testicular fortitude.
What are you
talking about?
Balls, Denton.
Look, I am, I am
very confident.
Really?
Hi.
I'm Denton.
Would you maybe like
wanna, I don't know,
go on a coffee
date with me?
Even though all I'm gonna
do is drink peppermint tea.
That was a C minus
impression at best.
Really?
What is this
p*ssy ass drink?
It's filled with antioxidants
So you look kinda
dumb right now.
Look, this is gonna be the
summer that I change your life.
And I get to document
it in my book.
I Have the Balls
of an 8-Year-Old.
Elegant, yet sexy.
I'm gonna go to
the bathroom.
I'll be back.
Scream that title again.
What was it?
Shut up.
Denton.
You're my f***ing
hero, man.
It's been an honor watching
wet your kilt tonight.
I know you're gonna f***
all these hot b*tches.
How do you know
about that?
Sensei Jackson didn't
tell you about me?
I'm his star pupil, man.
Remember a couple years
back when that guy had to
be cut out of his house.
Yeah.
That was me.
I weighed 750
f***ing pounds.
I had to prop my titties up on a
towel rack just to dry them off.
That's about when Sensei
Jackson found me.
Put me on a grueling
training reg.
Had me sucking in his sweet,
delicious power shakes.
He f***ing saved
my life, man.
The dude is a saint.
Hey, will you
autograph my cock?
Nope! Hey!
You wanna
get out of here?
Yes, let's.
Hope you two had
a great night.
You're the sh*t, dude.
The sh*t!
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