The Bet Page #5
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
- 128 Views
free video, free video,
free video, free video...
Wiggins, Wiggins!
Who's that for?
Me.
Free video, free video...
You work here.
Why would you...
Dude wait, one of your
crushes are coming.
Who?
D man!
What's up, dog?
High.
Low.
Let me see if
you're my bro.
So new release day.
Talk to me.
Any new jizz flicks drop?
Everything new is
in the back, Scott.
Alright, sweet.
I'll be back in a sec
because it only takes me
a minute to sin it.
You remember now, come on.
You into that?
Wiggins.
Dude, I am not hooking
up with a dude, dude.
Okay, well first of all,
if you did, I'm a good
enough friend that I
wouldn't tell anybody.
Second of all, all you
have to do is give him a
little bit of tongue
and just...
I'm not gonna do it, man!
I don't care.
Jackson's gonna have
to figure this out.
I'm not gonna do it.
I'll lose the whole bet.
I don't care.
Hey, what bet you
boys talking about?
Nothing, nothing.
Alright, f*** it
well, I got my MMA.
I got my porno.
I'm ready to jack and jack
off right there, you know.
Hit me.
That's pretty literal.
Okay, we got Ben Her.
Citizen Came.
Woodfellas.
Deep Impact.
No, actually this
one's not a porno.
Did you know that?
I'm a pervert,
not an idiot.
Scott, man.
I can't rent you these.
You've had Stop or My Mom Will
Squirt out for two years.
Man, Denton your my
brother and you know the
last decade's been a bit
of a buttfuck for me.
You know, my MMA career
busted for being on the
juice and cycled off to
lose the titties and then
kicked real bad.
Had to tap out
on the dream.
Listen, okay.
You can rent these, but
before the store
closes, okay man?
You have my word as a
retired man of the cage.
I'll bring these
back safely.
Knock on my wood.
He's full of those, isn't he?
Hey, Denise.
-Hi.
-Hey.
You know what, these
packages keep getting sent
over the video store.
I'm sorry. It's just those guys
messing with you I'm sure.
Sure is, motherf***er.
Boom, b*tch!
Dikembe says
not in my house.
Hey, Serge, you wanna
go old school on this
little baby p*ssy?
-Yeah.
-Hey, guys!
Come on!
No, no, no, no, no!
Does it feel good?
Higher!
Higher!
Hey, hey!
No wonder you've
only at four girls.
You're wearing
boxer shorts.
B*tches love briefs now.
Come on, man.
We're going to H&M.
We'll buy you some.
Clean this sh*t up, Denise.
Yeah, clean that
sh*t up, Denise.
Denton, I'm so sorry!
Let me help you.
Thanks.
You know, Denton, we
had homeroom together.
That's right.
-In eleventh grade.
-In eleventh grade.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna take my
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, and that's just enough
time for me to suck you off.
What now?
Bring it up.
Let's dig deep!
Dig in!
Dig in, let's get it!
Let's get it, you
little b*tches.
Come on, grandpa.
Pick it up.
Pick it up, Wilfred.
I am number one,
you're right.
Thank you.
Why don't you hop on
a bike, Uncle Jemima?
-Here we go.
-Jesus Christ, man.
Calm down.
What are you rushing the
bloods and the crips, dude?
I'm wearing both colors
to signify unity.
That's kinda cool.
Come on, grandpa.
You can do it.
So funny bit of news.
I just got surprise
fellatio from the
receptionist that
works at Lucas...
Denise Davids?
- Yes!
- Sh*t.
You are so screwed.
What?
World class
psycho stalker.
You know in school when
those girls made those
origami things to predict
-Yeah?
-She rigged hers.
Rigged the f***ing
thing, dude.
Gross.
Yeah, she had one of those
things where like...
You know when one person loves
another person like a lot,
She got a restraining
order against her.
Okay, okay.
She's nuts for real.
She had her dog baptized.
Hello?
It's her.
Gotcha.
You've reached the
voicemail of Denton.
Leave a message.
Beep.
Not convincing.
I didn't do a
good job at all.
No.
No one's home.
God.
What is that smell?
Denton, Denton, Denton.
You've been busy, girl.
Hey, Serge, Go
wet that bed.
Alright.
Think the tall
f***'s got it in him?
-Nah.
-I'm gonna piss on top.
What the f***'s
going on here?
Who the f*** are you?
What are you doing here?
Tell him what
we're doing here.
We broke in.
Obvious yes, you're
f***ing break in.
-Can I talk to you?
-I got this, B.
Can you come here
a little bit?
Are you f***ing sure?
He's got a knife.
Yeah, I see that.
It's fine, it's
fine, it's fine!
Well why are you here?
I need information
about this bet.
I wanna ruin their
lives, alright?
I hate Denton.
-I hate him, too.
-Good, good!
Maybe there's a way we
both get what we want.
Two blowj*bs.
He's touching my dick.
Here's the deal.
I need information
about this bet.
Every time you find something
out, you give me a call.
I give you cash.
I present to you
Sarah Dawn Samuels.
What is
she doing here?
Well auditioning for
reality TV all day,
only time she has to
work out is at night.
During my shift.
I'm her personal
trainer so to speak.
We've spent some
time together.
Through all that bonding,
I've learned her deepest
desires and
darkest secrets.
Her scent is that of a rose
garden after a midsummer's rain.
She's a siren
in the water.
She calls to me and only
I hold the key to her
soul's relaxation.
lady, but it's for the
good of the bet.
I hold in my hand her
one Achilles' heel.
Or should I say,
Achilles' crotch.
That's a serious
pre-op moose knuckle.
It looks like six
dollar burger.
If it ever gets
out, she's ruined.
Really, Jackson?
We're resorting
to blackmail now.
Yeah, super. Now we're
sexual predators.
Sexual predators?
What are we just walking
Not in my wildest dreams.
Sorry, baby.
Jackson, just give me...
-Stop, stop it!
-Hi, Sarah.
Stop it!
Jackson!
Hi, Denton.
Hey, dad. What are you
doing up so early?
No time for sleep.
Your stepmother
is getting close.
Yeah, she's...
She's looking sharp.
You know, actually
grab a seat.
I've been meaning
to talk to you.
Is everything okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm fine.
So you and second grade...
Amanda Morrison.
Yeah, Amanda.
You guys are spending a lot
of time together this summer.
Yeah, she's
she's really great.
You think she'd be okay
with this whole bet thing
you got going on?
What the hell do I know?
A guy making a woman
out of plastic, right?
Give me the glue,
will you?
Planet of the Apes.
No. No, no, no.
Planet of the Apes
with Marky Mark?
God, God, no!
Sloth from the Goonies!
No, no!
I'm Harry.
I'm Harry from Harry
and the Hendersons.
I've never seen it.
You're kidding me.
You've never seen Harry
and the Hendersons?
No.
God, that was on my
favorite VHS tape.
What are you
talking about?
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