The Big One Page #10
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 91 min
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for the Procter and Gamble
corporation...
success in downsizing.
Congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
And call us
if you have questions...
and we'll be glad to...
MOORE:
All right.I will definitely call you.
- Do we have your card?
- I don't have a card with me.
- A phone number?
- Do you have a card?
No, I don't have a card either.
Who's got a card?
Wait, we've got a card.
Everything on me
has been laundered in Tide.
OK, thank you.
And the Tide that has
the little bit of bleach in it?
- Mm-hmm?
- I think that's great...
because it doesn't create
those white spots...
that some of your competitors
create in their products.
Another technology
we've put into Tide...
that is very effective
is color guard.
So that when you wash
your dark colors...
they're not gonna fade.
See, I'm the kind of guy...
My wife complains
about this all the time...
I refuse to separate
whites from colors.
I just throw them
all in at once.
You can do that with Tide.
It will not bleed
the color of the shirt.
And she's going, "No, no."
She'll never let me
put her underwear in there.
Thank you very much.
We appreciate it.
Thank you. Take care.
That's my pen right there.
DJ:
BBC, the BroadbankBurbcasting Corporation.
In the book...
you talk about what
America needs is a makeover.
When I first saw this,
I'll be honest, Michael...
I thought, is this right
I mean, we've been...
So long,
we've had the same things.
We've looked up to the flag.
We've looked up to
the symbols of this country.
And you want to change them.
Then I got into it a little bit,
and I do have to admit
you do make a lot of sense.
I'm just trying to say...
"There's nothing wrong with
a little P.R. move here...
"to improve our image."
First of all, the name.
The name is so boring.
It's just a description.
That's not what they did
over in England.
They called themselves
Great Britain.
- They did.
- Great Britain, you know?
DJ:
Boy, that does havea better feel to it.
Considering there's nothing
great about them.
It's the marketing.
Get the word "great" in there.
You put that on a battleship,
it's coming into harbor...
the natives are going,
"Whoa, run away!"
"Great." United Kingdom.
United Kingdom.
It's not a kingdom.
"The United States,"
what are we?
It would be like if
the British called themselves...
on an island.
We're the United States
of America, you know?
- You're right.
- Let's knock that off.
- The Big One.
- The Big One?
Somebody says,
"Where you from?"
"I'm from The Big One."
And if they don't like it,
"Bite the Big One."
And a new slogan, too,
instead of "In God We Trust."
Let's not say that anymore.
Let's change our new slogan to...
- "Until We Measure Up to God."
- Exactly. Exactly.
So a new slogan I'm suggesting...
"In By Ten, Out By Two."
[All laughing]
DJ:
That's pretty good,I guess. Any others?
"America... A really good place
for a thick, juicy steak."
That doesn't get it
a second time around.
DJ:
I like this, too."Our citizens are armed,
and they like to shoot."
Man, it's hard to beat that.
MOORE:
Then you don't needto spend so much on defense...
if you just have a good slogan
that scares people.
DJ:
And a new symbolfor the country.
You talked about a new symbol.
It was your daughter
that liked the idea of...
MOORE:
We have the bald eagle, right?
We have the bald eagle now.
We're going, "Hey, have you
ever seen a bald eagle?"
- I've never seen a bald eagle.
- Not in person.
My daughter says,
"Hey, how about a bald man?"
I've seen a lot of them,
you know?
A bald man...
that's a symbol for America.
DJ:
Everybody wantsto change the national anthem.
MOORE:
I've got an idea.Very simple. Very simple.
We all know it.
We sing it at the ball game.
"We will, we will rock you."
You stand up,
hand over your heart.
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Thank you!
We will, we will rock you
We will, we will rock you
Attention, Kmart shoppers:
This is a greenlight special
at General Motors.
MOORE:
It looks like your robotjust went on strike.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Raise the cameras.
You got some Lemon Pledge...
I can try and
take care of the table.
Whoa. Not bad.
Do you remember
your first vote, Mr. Williams?
It was 1984. Ronald Reagan.
It's a proud moment.
And you've never used any drugs?
Apple right now...
so you could
do a commercial for them.
"I drove over my laptop."
Oh, my God, General Motors!
Sell, sell!
It's going up
just as you're talking here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
[Explosion]
No wonder no one votes.
The richest one percent
got two political parties.
There they are.
And we got none.
That doesn't seem fair.
We need our... Hey, wait.
We need our own party.
And get to
the bottom of this truth!
ANNOUNCER:
Congressman Bob Dornan...
who was defeated in
his reelection bid last week...
his opponent, Loretta Sanchez.
Today,
filmmaker Michael Moore...
visited the offices of
the Orange Country registrar...
and citing California
Election Code Section 2208...
he filed charges claiming...
the people who voted
for Dornan were insane.
Viva Permanente!
...to see the Kaiser!
We want to see the Kaiser!
We want to see the Kaiser!
[Audience applauding]
Hello.
I'm on a campaign, actually...
to get Jesse Helms
put in prison this year.
[Audience laughing, applauding]
Will you join me
in this effort?
Thank you very much
for your support. Thank you.
I appreciate it so much.
- You OK?
- I hope so.
MOORE:
After visiting47 cities in 50 days...
I was on my way
to Portland, Oregon...
my last stop
and the home of Nike...
the largest shoe manufacturer
in the world.
Nike chairman Phil Knight
was named in my book...
as one of
my favorite corporate crooks.
Nike makes most of
their shoes in Indonesia...
using teenage girls...
and paying them less
than 40 cents an hour.
The company has the backing...
of Indonesia's
brutal military regime...
which has committed genocide
in East Timor.
Nike makes no shoes in America.
CROWD:
Shame on you! Shame on you!
MOORE:
When I arrived in Portland...
upset about the situation.
CROWD:
Phil Knight can kiss my butt!
MOORE:
Uh-oh, Nike has sent inthe Portland police.
Officer, I wear a size 11E.
Thank you.
[Radio theme plays]
DJ:
Michael Moore's my guest...and his new book
is "Downsize This!"
And let's go to Keith in...
Keith in Nike.
- Who's this? Keith Peters?
- That's me.
- Do you work for Nike, Keith?
- Yeah.
OK. What's your question
for Michael?
KEITH:
Well, you know,I'm a big fan of Michael.
and he spent a lot of time...
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