The Birdcage Page #10
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- Year:
- 1996
- 117 min
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whatever your name is,
I hope this doesn't influence your vote.
Senator Keeley!
Oh, no.
Did you get him?
No, I would have
if you hadn't said his name.
I wanted to make him turn.
Those vultures.
Another television van just arrived.
And a car. It says 'Florida Eagle.'
Oh, that's just print news.
It'll have a great headline:
'Senator Jackson and His Women;
Senator Keeley and His Men'
It's perfectly innocent.
You came to meet the parents
of the boy Barbara wants to marry.
Louise, people in this country
don't care about details.
All they trust are headlines.
But what do they have? It's their word
against yours that you're even here.
Yes, but at some point,
I'll have to leave.
People will notice
if I'm never seen again.
Another television crew.
And they're going into the club!
Wouldn't you know it?
The one night I don't perform.
Can I get anyone some soup?
No.
Daddy, I'm sorry.
I know.
Senator?
Another shot for you?
I don't really drink.
Yeah, but...
now is the time to pretend.
Give me some candy, Louise.
Couldn't the Keeleys slip out
at the end of the show?
No, they're waiting for that.
They'd be recognized.
Not necessarily.
A big hand for our girls.
As we come to the end of our show,
you are family, too, so sing along.
# We are family
# I got all my sisters with me
# We are family
# Get up, everybody, and sing
Will they keep waiting?
They have to. There's no story
if they don't get him coming out.
# Get up, everybody, and sing
# We are family
# I got all my sisters with me
# We are family
# Get up, everybody, and sing
# We are family
Work it. Sell it.
Own it. Go, girlfriend.
Come on.
# We are family
# We are family
I've never danced with a man before.
Perdóname.
No one will dance with me.
It's this dress.
I knew white would make me look fat.
What about me?
I'm as pretty as these other guys.
Dance?
Not you.
Barbara.
Don't go. I don't want to be
the only girl not dancing.
Just head for the door.
We'll be out of here soon.
Care to dance, baby?
Meet me in 20 minutes
at the corner of El Dorado and Palm.
Lady, not for a million dollars.
Bob Dole is gorgeous!
Which one is the mother?
I just don't know.
Mazel tov.
As a sign of your union,
you may kiss the bride.
I'm sorry.
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