The Boatniks
- G
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
- 137 Views
[whistling]
[bell ringing]
[man on radio]
This is the Burbank Temptress.
Calling Coast Guard.
Burbank Temptress,
this is the Coast Guard. Go ahead.
I'm afraid we're lost,
Coast Guard.
I can't seem
to get a fix on our position.
Go ahead.
Burbank Temptress, are you equipped
with a magnetic compass?
- Yes, we are.
- Do you have any beer on board?
Yeah, we're loaded.
Do you happen to have a can of beer
next to the magnetic compass?
[laughing] Sorry to bother you,
Coast Guard.
One more time.
Boatniks
- [splashing]
- Boatniks
[man over radio] Dramamine Dragon
calling Coast Guard.
Dramamine Dragon, this is
the Coast Guard. Go ahead.
We ran into some fog
and we're lost.
Dramamine Dragon,
what was your last position?
About an hour ago, I thought we were
heading south off Point Ferman.
lf you tell us the depth
of the water you're in,
we might be able to get an idea of
what your position is from the charts.
Do you read me, Dramamine Dragon?
l said, how deep is the water?
[splashing] Do you mean under
the boat, or in the boat?
Hang tight, Dramamine Dragon.
We're on our way.
Full speed ahead, Walsh.
[crashing]
[chattering]
- [woman] Oh, Ralph!
- [man] Look out!
[excited chattering]
Where there's boats and water
and the sky of blue
There's a swinging
in summer paradise
And a very special
kind of people
Who are nautical but nice
Could you give us
some room, fellas?
Easy now.
Watch it, there's a step.
Watch your step now.
Up, easy. There we are.
Garlotti, clear off that table.
- Full speed ahead, Walsh.
- [man #1] Careful, dear.
[man #2] Don't worry, little mother.
l'm here by your side.
Do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, duh, duh, duh, do, do
Duh, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, duh, duh, do, do, do
Do, do, do, duh, duh, duh, do, do
Do, do, do, duh, duh,
Do, do
Do, do, do, duh, duh,
Do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do
Do, do, do, do
- Do, duh, duh, do, do
- Boatniks
[siren wailing]
Oh, thanks.
Boy, this place
lt's not enough to be
a lifeguard and a fireman.
Now you gotta be a midwife.
You handled it
like a pro, lieutenant.
And they wonder why
l put in for a transfer.
- Will l be glad to get out of here.
- [women laughing]
l don't know.
You won't find anything like that
where you're going.
Yup.
l know.
But that's what's so frustrating.
You're too worn out at the end
of the day to do anything about it.
- [lieutenant] Well.
- [clearing throat]
- Good work.
- Thank you, sir.
l certainly hate to lose you.
A good midwife is hard to find.
Well, sir, l hate to go.
lf there were any way of
calling back that transfer, l would.
But the new man's on his way,
so l guess it's too late.
Don't snow me, lieutenant.
Volunteering for two years' iceberg duty
is taking the coward's way out.
Well, l thought l needed a change.
l have the right replacement
in Garland.
l served with his father,
Admiral Garland.
Admiral Garland,
that's a familiar name.
Torpedo Tommy Garland.
ln one year in the South Pacific,
his submarine sank 77 ships.
We've got a guy on an outboard
who does that on a weekend.
He should've been here.
- [siren]
- [dispatcher] Unit 54,
what is your 10-20?
Unit ten. Roger.
l've got my license
right here, officer.
l'd like to congratulate you, ensign,
for setting a new state record
for moving violations
in a quarter-mile stretch.
Could you tell me
while you're writing the ticket?
Cutting illegally from lane to lane,
using the shoulder for passing,
- exceeding the speed limit and...
- Officer, you're not writing.
- What's the hurry?
- l'm reporting to my new station,
and l'm terribly late.
[over radio] All units, this is an
all-points bulletin from Highway Patrol.
Be on the lookout for three men in
a late-model sedan, make unknown.
These men are suspects
in a two million dollar
Stand by for further.
[bell ringing]
- Fill her up.
- l'm gonna get an ice cream bar.
Look, Harry, look.
- The highway's crawling with cops.
- Would you stop trembling?
Of course the highway's
crawling with cops.
They're busy protecting
law-abiding citizens, like us.
What if a cop stops us?
What if he gets suspicious and starts
nosing around the trunk of the car?
- We've had it.
- There's no reason to be suspicious.
You're trembling.
- This thing don't work.
- Forget it, Charlie.
Harry, you sure
this is the best plan?
lt'll take forever to get to Mexico.
Look how jammed the roads are.
lt's perfect. We get lost in the crowd
on our way to see the bullfights.
What are we?
Three aficionados on our way to...
Charlie!
Are you out of your mind?
l put in my money
and didn't get my Fudgsicle.
Move it.
[horn honks]
- Come again, sir.
- Oh, sure.
Slower, Max, slower.
Slower? We just got passed
by a kid on a skateboard.
Anybody want a bite?
lt's good.
- Oh, Charlie...
- The signal's changing.
[brakes squealing]
- We got hit.
- Right in the trunk.
l hope it didn't harm the jewelry.
Just keep cool.
Let me do all the talking.
- [Garland] l'm terribly sorry.
- Let me give you a hand.
- Guess my mind was on other things.
- Of course. Our country's defenses.
And we did stop short.
You have every reason to be livid.
Ah, there you go. No harm done.
Men, back in the car.
But l smashed into your trunk.
Just a scratch, and l'm sure
you're anxious to get to your ship.
Well, l am a little late, but...
Hear that? They're still turning out
those seafaring men devoted to duty.
Why... Why, this boy would
gladly go down with his ship.
He will, if he sails like he drives.
lt was the kid's fault. l saw
the whole thing through my periscope.
You have the unmitigated gall
to accuse a boy
who would gladly give his life
defending Old Glory?
You stand up casting... ls that a red
star l see painted on your submarine?
He's right.
lt was the sailor's fault.
- Hoarding any canned goods lately?
- [siren wails]
- You again, ensign?
- l'm afraid l hit their car, officer.
lt's nothing serious.
l'm sure we can settle it ourselves.
- Good. l'll get rid of this crowd.
- Yeah, they're in an ugly mood.
All right, let's break it up.
Load up, get in the car.
l wish you'd let me pay
for the damage.
- You keep your money. You'll need it.
- Please.
l know how it is with you sailors.
Girl at every port.
[laughing] Anchors away.
On to Mexico.
[dispatcher] All units, additional on
the three suspects in the jewel robbery.
They are believed to be headed
for the Mexican border.
All units from Orange County to
San Diego County, establish roadblocks.
Standby for additional.
On to Mexico?
Get in the car.
Oh, oh!
Oh, oh.
[women laughing]
Ahoy, ensign.
- Are you talking to me?
- Are you replacing Lieutenant Jordan?
- Yes, l am.
- Great. l'm Jason Bennett.
- This dear thing is Tina.
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