The Bodyguard 2 Page #3

You'll be off again as

soon as you're back

I thought you were the type

to wait for death in old age

Just think about me

My heart feels ba-a-a-d

Actually I hate to go,

but it must be do-o-o-ne

Go!

Being a smartass again

I'll put you straight

Here we go again

Again, we've underachieved

Mr Lah

To make music, you really

have to use your head

Take a look at 4SO

Such a small company,

but they're very successful

Their music sells like wildfire

Looks at us, we're a big company

But our records just don't sell

Yes, boss

You want to sell records

But understand that this business

is just like buying a lottery ticket

Sometimes you get a hit,

sometimes you don't

I'm a businessman

I don't play the lottery

I don't want to

have to say this

Surachai, you agree with me, right?

Tell him how angry we are

I'm so worked up,

I need a sit down

Mr Lah

You know my company is

continuously losing money

You've been in charge

of seven or eight records

They've not sold very well

Seriously

I really ought to reprimand you

But I'm not that

kind of guy

I don't want to repeat

his harsh language

Is the coffee too hot?

You took so long, are you

telling me you don't know?

Mr Lah

I'll give you three months

If you don't get results,

I'll have to let you go

Or, if you wish, you

can let yourself go

But right now...

I'd like your ass off

my sofa right away

Hello? It's me

I've had some bad luck

My record sales haven't

been good recently

I didn't think so

I'm sure things will improve

Wait for me to get back to you

I'm hanging up

Buddy, it'd be better to

sh*t in there

Eh? My ass is sticky...

Oh man, that stinks really bad

Mr Lah, there are three to

audition for you today

- Three?

- Yes

Good

I'll call them over

Number one, please

Name?

Moi

Full name?

Little Sister Moi

- Little Sister Moi?

- Correct

What'll you sing?

To Be Loved

It's a movie theme song

I know, it's a dark movie

You seen it?

Three times

You've got a lot

of spare time

None of your business

Okay, sing

We're carried away

to a far off place

Holding hands in the

busy city streets

Our love flies above a thousand

mountains, ten thousand rivers

Do you feel the same way too?

Enough, enough

Get out

To be honest, your

singing is awful

I've not reached the best bit

I think you've gone far enough

Out, out

Next

Thank you

How do you do

Name?

Long Sai

What'll you sing?

Tears Of A Woman

That's by

[singer I don't know]

Yes

Go ahead

You once had pledged

your love to me

But as flowers bloom,

they also fall

You went far away

and left me here

Tears fall from my eyes

That you still chose to leave

Your eyes betrayed

your heart's desires

I feel such a fool, crying

tears because of you

Have you seen a doctor?

Why?

You need your upper

lip looked at

Get out

Little Sister Moi left a minute

ago, why not join him?

How do you do

My bag

Yes, I see

Name?

Khamlao

Can you sing?

Very well, sir

My friends call me

"The God of Song"

Can you dance?

I'm at the top level

My friends call me

"The Immortal Dancer"

Follow me

Do you think you've got

a winning artist here?

- Yes

- Mr Lah...

Where did you find him?

You just found him

walking down the street?

This guy can be a star too?

Wait, wait...

Mr Lah...

Are you asking me

to help him?

How come his face

looks like that?

You're very fond of him, Mr Lah

This is your last chance

Go and do what you like, okay?

I don't want to see you.

You'll be gone in a few months anyway

Every time I see you...

...I don't know how I

get so angry

Just get out of here

Hey, Lah!

Hello, Dai!

You're always in those rivers

I come out dry, though

You and your boss need me

This is Khamlao

Khamlao

How do you do

Hah! Same to you!

He's my new top man

Is that so?

Is he gonna be a comedian?

No, a singer

A singer?

That's right. What do you think?

Look at his appearance

Makes me feel handsome

Muscles ain't bad, though

You must do shadow-boxing

He's not a boxer, he's a singer

Does that tickle?

He looks okay

The feng shui on his

face needs work

Alright

If we can make this work,

he'll be huge! Hah!

Smile, give me a smiling face

Alright, count on me

What shall I do?

Basically...

...help him with his dancing

- You sure?

- Yeah

I have full confidence in you

Starting right away?

Right now, this minute

This exact second?!

- Hey, Khamsao

- Khamlao

- Come here

- Okay

- What's your name?

- Khamlao

Have you danced before?

A little

You know the basics?

Like what, exactly?

Dancing basics!

Don't you understand?

Uh, no

What can you do? Whistle?

Yeah

Repeat after me

You must try hard,

Khamlao. Okay?

Okay

You'll be big, you just need confidence

Fine

I'll have soup noodles,

you have what you like

Two soup noodles, please

Okay

Thanks

Is there a toilet nearby?

A toilet

Toilet...

I need to go

I don't think so

You can go against that wall

Go, it doesn't matter

Okay

'Pissing Place'

Is that Mr Lah?

Hi, Mr Lah

How've you been?

Not too good

Well, it's bad luck for you

to have me run into you here

You bought some balls off me

Three

Three! And you've still not paid me

Get me the money, quick, quick

I don't have it

Oh really?

Where's my elephant?

Your elephant...?

Stop looking for trouble

Get outta here

Do you know how

to spell 'death'?

Well, do you know how?!

- I said, where's my elephant?

- God damn it, that's it!

Enough of this

elephant crap!

Get your sweet longan fruit!

What would you like?

Do you have mangosteen?

Sold out

I've got longan fruit

I'd like some cherries

Stop messing me about,

buy something or forget it

Longan fruit, then

How many?

One kilo

Yes

I'll carry them

Hey!

No need to be so angry

I'm not

I thought you were getting angry

Don't fight in my cafe!

Stop fighting!

Don't hit me!

Don't hit me! Don't hit me!

Where's my elephant?!

It's in the car!

You can have the damn thing!

He really can fight...

Not my lucky day

For the motherland,

eat longan fruit!

You're mental

What happened?

That was just to teach

you kids a lesson

Next time it'll be serious

Khamlao, let's go

Hey, you remember me?

It's me!

I called you for ages!!

Mr Lah!

I see that other guy's wife,

she's nicer than my wife

I go home as soon as I see her

Why are everyone else's

wives so much prettier?

This is simply human nature

My wife is such an old witch

So I'm so fond of

other guy's wives

My own wife gets worse and worse

She gets even fatter,

she loses her shape

It's the feeling inside anyone

You don't realise what

a treasure you have

It's a sin,

It's despicable

My better half

Some days I get drunk

And think she looks prettier

But when I get sober, the

effect of alcohol is clear

It numbed my own eyesight

More and more I think

other guy's wives are prettier

I used to regret it

Arguing with the wife was

the norm in my house

Yet more and more, I think

other guy's wives are prettier

More and more I regret my decision

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