The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #11

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
300 Views


And Arthur Ruskin.

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And his wife, Maria.

974

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We've met.

975

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03:29,412 -- 01:03:32,802

Couldn't you try just once

to be a little bit interesting?

976

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I wanted you to meet Aubrey Buffing.

977

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Aubrey Buffing.

He's on the short list for the Nobel Prize.

978

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03:39,412 -- 01:03:41,323

He has AIDS. You'll love him.

979

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We are in the middle of the room,

a married couple talking to each other.

980

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You simply don't do it. Go mingle. Please.

981

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And even when

repentance is offered, he refuses.

982

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He refuses to deny his life.

983

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The food, the drink, the flesh...

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fatal as they may be,

he cannot resist them.

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Maria, may I speak to you?

986

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We have to stop meeting like this.

987

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04:28,292 -- 01:04:30,726

-Do you know Boris, the ballet dancer?

-No.

988

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-He's defective.

-You mean, he defected.

989

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No, I mean he doesn't speak English.

990

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Really? Are you sure?

991

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Do you know what's going on?

992

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Boris, want me to eat your ass?

993

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You see? It went right over his head.

994

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-We have to talk.

-Of course we do.

995

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But keep smiling because

my husband is watching.

996

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He's so pleased with himself.

997

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05:01,292 -- 01:05:06,571

He'sjust closed a new deal.

Charter business. He'll fly Arabs to Mecca.

998

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-I'm going to be arrested.

-The planes are from Israel.

999

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By the police.

1000

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He'll make a Goddamn fortune.

1001

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My lawyer, if you can call him that--

1002

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He called me a whore today!

Right in front of the servants!

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Really! How does he expect me

to run the house...

1004

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if he humiliates me in front of the help?

1005

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You have a point.

1006

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I'm sorry. What are we talking about?

1007

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The other guy's come forward.

Says I was driving.

1008

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I'm going to be arrested tomorrow.

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I need to know from you

what you want me to say.

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Maria, darling, I need your advice

about something.

1011

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Sherman, have you met Aubrey Buffing?

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Like so many of us...

1013

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until Death itself takes us into his arms

and burns us with the fever of living...

1014

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dragging us like Don Juan

into the bonfires of hell!

1015

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The voice of the ghost ringing in our ears!

1016

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"Repent!"

1017

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Careful. My kid got Styrofoam sh*t

back there and it sticks to your clothes.

1018

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-How do you feel?

-Top notch.

1019

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This is just a formality, right?

1020

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No problem. They promised me.

1021

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I told Maria. I saw her last night.

In case we need her.

1022

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That explains it.

She left the country this morning.

1023

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You know an Italian painter

named Filippo Chirazzi?

1024

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I think your girlfriend's

got a new boyfriend.

1025

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It won't be so bad. This is routine.

1026

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Andruitti promised we'll be in

and out of there.

1027

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No one will ever know what happened.

1028

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Cuff him.

1029

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What?

1030

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The zone captain will be there.

And the press.

1031

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What the f***? What press?

1032

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Ray promised no bullshit.

1033

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Weiss gave the order this morning.

1034

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Somebody's going to pay for this.

1035

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I made sure I was there that day.

1036

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That day would be full of revelations.

1037

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I would meet Sherman McCoy at last.

1038

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When he finally appeared...

1039

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Well, excuse me, what the hell...?

1040

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Who were these people?

What were they doing here?

1041

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This was my story!

1042

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Sherman McCoy was my baby!

My creation!

1043

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Look at these punks.

Get out of here!

1044

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Why'd you hit that kid?

1045

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Put the cuffs on him.

1046

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I'm going to jail, aren't I?

1047

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Don't say a word. Don't hide your head.

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You don't even know they're there.

1049

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I'm going to jail.

1050

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What do you have

to say for yourself?

1051

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You been arrested before?

1052

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Where's your wife?

1053

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You ran down Mrs. Lamb's son.

Have you anything to say to her?

1054

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Here! Let me take your picture, shithead!

1055

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How do you like this cocktail party?

1056

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Hello, Mr. McCoy.

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Don't make any statements!

Don't talk to anybody!

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I'll meet you at the arraignment.

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Quiet! You people sit down!

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Shut up!

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Mr. McCoy...

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do you know the charges

that have been brought against you?

1063

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What?

1064

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How do you plead to the charges?

1065

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I'm sorry.

1066

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I am very sorry. Please forgive me.

1067

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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