The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #15

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
300 Views


1359

01:
31:49,852 -- 01:31:53,003

I am here for my husband's funeral.

Understand?

1360

01:
31:53,292 -- 01:31:56,204

Go away. Disappear. Disintegrate.

1361

01:
31:59,092 -- 01:32:02,926

Yes, yes, yes.

This story was getting better every day.

1362

01:
32:03,412 -- 01:32:04,811

I could smell it.

1363

01:
32:05,052 -- 01:32:07,327

Hell, some of it was even true.

1364

01:
32:08,692 -- 01:32:12,048

I was back on track.

I was a reporter again.

1365

01:
32:16,652 -- 01:32:19,689

You're a muckraking yellow journalist!

1366

01:
32:19,852 -- 01:32:24,323

You print this story without so much

as a by-your-leave to me or the Reverend.

1367

01:
32:24,692 -- 01:32:26,250

Who do you think you are?

1368

01:
32:26,332 -- 01:32:28,288

For chrissakes, calm down.

1369

01:
32:28,372 -- 01:32:31,045

You have to keep

your voices down.

1370

01:
32:32,972 -- 01:32:36,885

Sherman McCoy was not driving the car.

I think I can prove it.

1371

01:
32:37,012 -- 01:32:38,001

So what?

1372

01:
32:38,092 -- 01:32:41,801

This is our case. Right here.

The hospital is the guilty party.

1373

01:
32:42,252 -- 01:32:43,526

The hospital?

1374

01:
32:43,732 -- 01:32:47,566

The hospital. A young man comes in

with a cerebral concussion.

1375

01:
32:47,852 -- 01:32:49,570

They treat him for a broken wrist.

1376

01:
32:49,652 -- 01:32:53,691

That is our case. That is the lawsuit

we'll bring against the hospital.

1377

01:
32:53,932 -- 01:32:57,607

That is what we have been

working toward all this time.

1378

01:
32:57,812 -- 01:33:00,406

And you are confusing the issue.

1379

01:
33:01,452 -- 01:33:03,363

What about Sherman McCoy?

1380

01:
33:03,852 -- 01:33:05,365

What about the truth?

1381

01:
33:05,492 -- 01:33:06,925

Congratulations.

1382

01:
33:07,732 -- 01:33:09,609

You're a reporter again.

1383

01:
33:10,732 -- 01:33:13,292

Don't forget where your story came from.

1384

01:
33:13,612 -- 01:33:16,331

That's right.

You our boy, Peter.

1385

01:
33:16,852 -- 01:33:19,685

You take care of us

and we'll take care of you.

1386

01:
33:20,092 -- 01:33:25,041

I promise you that is going

to be a very profitable relationship...

1387

01:
33:25,452 -- 01:33:27,363

for all of us.

1388

01:
33:39,772 -- 01:33:44,892

Annie, I know nothing can heal

the wound that you've suffered.

1389

01:
33:46,412 -- 01:33:51,281

But $10,000,000 in damages

will make your grief more comfortable.

1390

01:
33:59,372 -- 01:34:01,169

I could use a few things.

1391

01:
34:01,772 -- 01:34:06,971

I feel that the presentation of my person

should be carefully designed.

1392

01:
34:08,172 -- 01:34:11,050

I think I should have the right wardrobe.

1393

01:
34:11,372 -- 01:34:15,684

So if Mr. Fox's limousine could pick me up

tomorrow morning...

1394

01:
34:16,172 -- 01:34:18,003

I could do some shopping.

1395

01:
34:20,652 -- 01:34:21,926

Certainly.

1396

01:
34:24,412 -- 01:34:26,482

I printed the story they wanted.

1397

01:
34:28,852 -- 01:34:31,924

If you work in a whorehouse,

there's only one thing to be.

1398

01:
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The best whore in the house.

1399

01:
34:34,092 -- 01:34:38,131

And I was beginning to see

even greater possibilities in my situation.

1400

01:
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They're going to sue the hospital.

1401

01:
34:42,292 -- 01:34:43,930

All they want is money.

1402

01:
34:45,132 -- 01:34:49,011

Can you imagine using a tragedy like this

for your own selfish motives?

1403

01:
34:49,172 -- 01:34:50,651

It really is terrible.

1404

01:
34:50,732 -- 01:34:52,245

Shut up, a**hole!

1405

01:
34:56,492 -- 01:35:00,326

What is happening to my campaign?

The People versus Sherman McCoy?

1406

01:
35:01,452 -- 01:35:02,931

Where is my issue?

1407

01:
35:04,012 -- 01:35:05,764

Where is my cause?

1408

01:
35:07,132 -- 01:35:08,690

Where is my hope?

1409

01:
35:12,012 -- 01:35:14,572

We've got to talk to this Ruskin woman.

1410

01:
35:20,012 -- 01:35:24,005

You go to the press. Tell them we're going

to question the woman.

1411

01:
35:24,212 -- 01:35:28,728

If she's the woman in the car,

she faces possible charges, etc., etc.

1412

01:
35:32,492 -- 01:35:33,720

And you!

1413

01:
35:34,772 -- 01:35:37,161

Mr. Wise-Guy-Know-It-All-Shitface!

1414

01:
35:37,452 -- 01:35:40,330

You got us into this!

You're going to get us out.

1415

01:
35:40,532 -- 01:35:42,443

Look at me when I talk to you!

1416

01:
35:43,412 -- 01:35:47,928

Go to this broad.

Tell her she's in a whole lot of trouble.

1417

01:
35:48,412 -- 01:35:52,849

But, if she's willing to cooperate,

if she'll say what we want her to say...

1418

01:
35:53,012 -- 01:35:54,923

we will grant her immunity.

1419

01:
35:57,172 -- 01:35:59,083

What are you waiting for? Go!

1420

01:
36:03,372 -- 01:36:04,487

Today?

1421

01:
36:05,452 -- 01:36:07,841

Her husband's funeral is today.

1422

01:
36:10,252 -- 01:36:13,927

I don't care if today is

her mother's bar mitzvah.

1423

01:
36:14,412 -- 01:36:16,164

Go to her. Now!

1424

01:
36:20,652 -- 01:36:23,883

I hear you did some creative wiring

in the building.

1425

01:
36:24,692 -- 01:36:27,286

You bugged

Caroline Heftshank's apartment.

1426

01:
36:27,412 -- 01:36:29,972

In three minutes,

I had what I needed.

1427

01:
36:30,252 -- 01:36:33,608

It was more than a story.

I had the makings of a book.

1428

01:
36:33,812 -- 01:36:36,406

A great book. A prize-winning effort.

1429

01:
36:36,892 -- 01:36:38,325

All I needed was a finish.

1430

01:
36:38,412 -- 01:36:41,131

-Do you have the tape upstairs?

-I got it.

1431

01:
36:41,612 -- 01:36:44,410

I shipped off a present

to McCoy's lawyer...

1432

01:
36:44,492 -- 01:36:46,210

and waited for the fireworks.

1433

01:
36:46,292 -- 01:36:49,364

I don't feel

terrifically sexy at the moment.

1434

01:
36:49,452 -- 01:36:52,728

You know I'm a sucker

for a soft dick, Sherman.

1435

01:
36:52,812 -- 01:36:55,201

You are incorrigible.

1436

01:
36:55,692 -- 01:36:58,490

That is me! That's Maria!

Where did you get this?

1437

01:
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Listen!

1438

01:
37:02,132 -- 01:37:06,250

We could still go to the police.

We could get a talented lawyer.

1439

01:
37:06,412 -- 01:37:09,449

And put our heads right

into the tiger's mouth?

1440

01:
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I'm the one who was driving the car.

1441

01:
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Shouldn't I be the one

to make that decision?

1442

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And I say no. I say no.

1443

01:
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The apartment was wired?

It was bugged all that time?

1444

01:
37:22,412 -- 01:37:23,527

Why?

1445

01:
37:23,692 -- 01:37:24,761

Who knows?

1446

01:
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Whoever sent this tape is either a fan

of yours or not a fan of Maria's.

1447

01:
37:29,812 -- 01:37:31,643

Then we have this as evidence!

1448

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This tape is illegal. Totally illegal.

1449

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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