The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #17

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
330 Views


I don't mean "we."

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I mean "I."

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I love you.

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That's all.

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Please.

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Have you thought about

what you want to do?

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There's only one thing I can do.

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I want the truth to come out

and burn every one of them.

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There's only one way to do that.

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Lie.

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I have always been a great believer

in the truth.

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I've lived my life as honestly as I can.

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I believe in the truth as an essential

companion to a man of conscience.

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A beacon in this vast and dark

wasteland that is our modern world.

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And yet...

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Yes?

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In this case,

if the truth won't set you free...

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then lie.

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Did this incident take place

on the ramp to the expressway...

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or on the avenue itself?

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On the avenue. Right on the street.

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Was there a barricade,

or an obstruction of any kind...

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that forced the car to stop?

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No, there was nothing like that at all.

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Just one last question.

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Who was driving the car

when Henry Lamb was hit?

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Sherman never let anyone drive his car.

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So, Sherman McCoy was driving the car?

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Yes.

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Lock him up! Bang it shut!

Lock him up! Bang it shut!

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Chill, everybody. Chill!

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And there it was.

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The end of Sherman McCoy.

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It wasn't the ending I was hoping for.

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All my work, all my efforts,

down the tubes.

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My hero was gone. Finished.

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Maria might as well have put a gun

to his head and pulled the trigger.

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She and everyone in this courtroom.

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I saw a wave of triumph wash over them.

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I could feel them rising like the tide

as Sherman sank before them.

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The Master of the Universe was

going down for the third time.

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It was all over.

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There was no hope now.

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The darkness closed in around him.

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And then I noticed a peculiar thing.

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Sherman was smiling.

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You people settle down!

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I will have you all thrown out!

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You are out of order!

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Order in here! Order!

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Order!

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Go on, Mrs. Ruskin.

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And I wanted...

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to report the incident,

but he wouldn't let me.

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He said that he was driving...

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and that it was his decision to make.

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And did that surprise you?

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I was shocked.

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There are certain qualities of virtue

that I admire in a human being.

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Virtues that I hope...

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I possess myself.

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We have time

for a quickie.

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What do you say?

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I don't feel

terrifically sexy at the moment.

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You know I'm a sucker

for a soft dick, Sherman.

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You are incorrigible.

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We could still go to the police.

We could get a talented lawyer.

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And put our heads

into the tiger's mouth?

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I'm the one who was driving the car.

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Order!

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Order in here, Goddamn it! Order!

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Approach the bench.

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Now, gentlemen.

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Damn it.

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That can't be used.

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-Whose tape is this?

-Mine.

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Shut up!

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I remind you that you are still under oath.

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Did you record this conversation?

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Yes, sir, I did.

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I recorded the conversation on this tape.

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My tape. This is my tape...

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of my conversation.

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I recorded it.

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Get out of my face.

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All of you!

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You can't let them get away with this!

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Order!

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Order in the court!

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You insist on testing the will of this court?

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Now shut up and sit down!

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Very well.

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In the case of

The People versus Sherman McCoy...

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based on the evidence contained

in this recording...

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I order the indictment dismissed

in the interest of justice.

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That's not justice, you racist pig!

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Racist?

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You dare call me racist?

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I say unto you...

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what does it matter

the color of a man's skin...

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if witnesses...

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perjure themselves?

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If a prosecutor...

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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