The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #3

Sherman, don't you want

a little poontang first?

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I know it has its funny side,

but it isn't funny.

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It's your own fault

for getting caught like a red herring.

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You mean red-handed.

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Can't we stop talking

about your wife now...

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and head over to our little hideaway

on 59th Street and just hide away a little?

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I think she knows.

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Of course she knows. That's not the point.

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It isn't?

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God, Sherman, you are so sweet.

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I could eat you alive if I could get

this goddamn zipper down.

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Isn't that the turnoff?

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The turnoff to Manhattan?

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I can't get over right now.

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We'll just exit and get back on.

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Exit and get back on.

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Maria!

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Where are we?

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The Bronx.

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What does that mean?

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It means we're

north of Manhattan.

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All I need to do is make a right

and find a street back.

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And there it was.

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A simple wrong turn.

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Anyone could have done it.

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A simple phone call...

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a simple wrong turn,

and you're off the track...

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moving towards a destiny

you never imagined.

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-Sherman?

-Yes, Maria.

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Where are all the white people?

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Are they going to scratch the car?

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I'm from the South

and I don't like this very much.

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Excuse me.

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Please don't touch the car.

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Get us out of here.

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I have a red light.

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Hey, baby!

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We're having a party!

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Get us out of here!

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I want my money.

I want my money now!

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There was no need to panic.

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That's what you think.

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I have all my luggage with me.

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I just don't want to do anything stupid.

If we keep our heads, we'll be fine.

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We're in the middle

of a war zone...

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and you're worried about

doing the right thing?

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An arrow!

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Right there. It's an arrow!

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I see it.

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Then turn!

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I'm going to.

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There's the ramp

back to Manhattan. See?

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What's that?

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It's a body!

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It's an animal!

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Is it dead?

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It's a tire, that's all!

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-It's a dead tire?

-Calm down! It's just a tire!

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What are you doing?

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I can't drive around it.

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You're going to move it?

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Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

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Sherman, be careful of your shoes.

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Sherman, come on.

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Touching that dirty old tire.

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I just want to get out of here.

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I want to get to Manhattan.

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Come on, Sherman.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Natives!

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Sherman! Sherman!

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Yo. Need some help?

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No.

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No, thank you. Hi!

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What's the problem? Need help or what?

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I don't think so. No. Thank you.

Very much.

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Sh*t.

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Sh*t!

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Sherman, come on!

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Sherman.

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I have to go.

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Where are you going with the tire?

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This is yours? Oh, then here, you take it.

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Oh, my God!

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Get in the car, quick!

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Here they come!

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Lock the door!

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Drive.

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Open the door!

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Get away! Get away!

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Careful. Look out!

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Back up!

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Get away from the car! I can't see a thing!

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Watch out!

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Go, car!

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B*tch, open this door!

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Where's the ramp?

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What are we doing here?

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Just make a left.

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A left? Okay, a left.

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Sherman, f*** the luggage.

Let's go have a drink.

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Maybe we should tell

the police about this.

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The police?

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Yes, the police.

We were almost robbed.

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There's a possibility that you...

that we hit one of them.

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There was this sound,

like we hit one of them.

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Did you see him get hit?

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No.

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Neither did I.

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So, if a question ever arises,

two boys blocked the road.

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