The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #7

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
311 Views


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What do you think?

598

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40:05,852 -- 00:40:07,126

What do I think?

599

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40:07,452 -- 00:40:10,489

I think it's an unfortunate situation.

600

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40:10,812 -- 00:40:12,484

Where's the Goddamn story?

601

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A poor, innocent black kid

walking down the street...

602

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40:16,972 -- 00:40:20,362

and boom! Hit-and-run.

There's a story in it for somebody.

603

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40:21,332 -- 00:40:23,243

The black community's up in arms.

604

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40:23,332 -- 00:40:27,120

And when Reverend Bacon gets a feather

in his ass, the sh*t flies high.

605

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40:29,052 -- 00:40:31,168

What's your angle on all this?

606

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40:31,972 -- 00:40:34,088

What do you stand to get out of it?

607

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I'm a lawyer. I want justice done.

608

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40:39,452 -- 00:40:42,410

Reverend Bacon is my friend.

It'll be good for him.

609

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And knowing your situation,

I thought if you broke the story--

610

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40:46,812 -- 00:40:48,245

Wait a minute.

611

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40:50,092 -- 00:40:52,242

What do you mean, my situation?

612

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40:55,292 -- 00:40:57,760

Your boss was at my house for dinner.

613

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40:58,332 -- 00:40:59,845

He said a few things.

614

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41:01,892 -- 00:41:03,166

I see.

615

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41:06,212 -- 00:41:08,772

-You have a little daughter?

-Yes, I do.

616

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I bet she has a toy wagon.

617

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Yes, she does. Why?

618

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Got any scotch in that car?

619

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Henry Lamb. Who's that?

620

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41:17,852 -- 00:41:21,208

He was a student of yours

at Ruppert High.

621

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41:21,412 -- 00:41:23,004

He was? What's he done?

622

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41:23,292 -- 00:41:25,852

Nothing. He's been seriously injured.

623

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I'm a newspaper reporter.

624

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41:28,292 -- 00:41:29,805

I don't remember him.

625

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What kind of student was he?

626

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41:31,972 -- 00:41:34,532

If I don't remember him,

I guess he was okay.

627

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41:35,332 -- 00:41:36,924

Was he a good student?

628

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41:37,692 -- 00:41:41,844

Good doesn't apply at Ruppert High.

They're cooperative or life-threatening.

629

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41:42,692 -- 00:41:45,286

-Wasn't he going to college?

-City College.

630

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If you live in the city, graduate high school,

and breathe, they take you.

631

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What about his performance in class?

Any aptitude, special skills?

632

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41:57,692 -- 00:41:59,762

I got 65 students in each class.

633

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41:59,932 -- 00:42:02,571

Tests, homework, any written work?

634

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There hasn't been written work

at Ruppert High for 20 years.

635

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How do you keep track of the kids?

636

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42:10,732 -- 00:42:13,405

There must be some records.

637

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42:13,692 -- 00:42:16,650

You're thinking about

honor students and grades.

638

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We don't make those comparisons.

We just try to keep them off the streets.

639

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At Ruppert, an honor student...

640

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is somebody who comes to class

and doesn't piss on the teacher.

641

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By that standard...

642

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was Henry Lamb an honor student?

643

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42:38,572 -- 00:42:39,971

He never pissed on me.

644

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42:40,252 -- 00:42:44,723

No, you're exaggerating

the situation. The franc is no problem.

645

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We can hedge that to next January,

to the term or to both, whatever.

646

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I don't think that's necessary.

647

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Look, Bernard, we've had our share of...

648

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Hell, I wouldn't even call them...problems,

so let's not work ourselves up...

649

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into a...coma.

650

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43:08,732 -- 00:43:10,643

Jesus Christ, let me see that!

651

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No, not you, Bernard.

652

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43:21,572 -- 00:43:24,405

Wait. What the hell are you talking about?

653

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No, we can't wait.

We have to move on this thing now.

654

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You're bringing up phantom issues!

655

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43:34,332 -- 00:43:37,369

We must pull ourselves together

and f***ing do it!

656

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43:37,532 -- 00:43:38,647

Look!

657

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Bernard. Bernard!

658

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43:41,052 -- 00:43:43,612

But it was too late. It was gone.

659

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Oh, Jesus.

660

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$600,000,000.

661

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43:49,412 -- 00:43:53,928

On Wall Street, a frantic salesman was

a dead salesman. And Sherman knew it.

662

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You know what?

663

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44:03,292 -- 00:44:06,170

I was just thinking of you.

Where have you been?

664

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44:06,332 -- 00:44:07,890

Have you seen this?

665

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44:08,092 -- 00:44:10,401

-Don't I get a kiss first?

-Have you read it?

666

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You know I only read

the newspapers spasmodically.

667

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Sporadically?

668

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Who is this Peter Fallow

character? He's got it all wrong!

669

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44:23,932 -- 00:44:26,810

Excuse me, but what is going on here?

670

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I'm installing a new intercom system.

Super let me in.

671

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Are you Caroline Heftshank?

672

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I need you to sign a receipt.

673

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I don't live here.

I'm a guest of Miss Heftshank.

674

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No problem. I'm all done.

675

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-That was close.

-What's going on?

676

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I don't know. Caroline pays $300 rent

for this place.

677

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It's rent-controlled. I sublet it for $1,100.

678

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But it's not legal.

679

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To get Caroline out,

they have to prove she doesn't live here.

680

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Isn't it weird that he came here today?

After that piece in the paper?

681

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You are completely "paranoidical."

682

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I have to leave for the airport

in about 20 minutes.

683

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So, we don't have much time.

684

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Do you think they could trace

the car to me?

685

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How? They don't have

the full number or a witness.

686

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The only person who could recognize you

is in terminal "comatosis."

687

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But the other fella.

Suppose he comes forward?

688

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If he was going to materialize,

he would have by now.

689

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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