The Bonfire of the Vanities Page #9

Synopsis: Financial "Master of the Universe" Sherman McCoy sees his life unravel when his mistress Maria Ruskin hits a black boy with his car. When yellow journalist Peter Fallow enflames public opinion with a series of distorted tabloid articles on the accident, the case is seized upon by opportunists like Reverend Bacon and mayoral candidate D.A. Abe Weiss.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Brian De Palma
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
16%
R
Year:
1990
125 min
311 Views


Beekman Place, snug like a bug.

781

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51:39,532 -- 00:51:42,205

Twelve-foot ceilings, a wing for them,

one for the help.

782

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51:42,292 -- 00:51:44,044

They think money'll protect them.

783

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51:44,132 -- 00:51:45,884

You stupid sons of b*tches!

784

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51:50,852 -- 00:51:54,925

I'd like to light a fire under their

white asses. Let them see how it feels.

785

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51:55,012 -- 00:51:58,163

Let the Third World see the smoke

and come after them!

786

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51:58,652 -- 00:52:03,646

Let them feel what it's like when every

Puerto Rican, West Indian, Cuban, Korean...

787

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52:03,732 -- 00:52:07,168

Albanian, Filipino, black man

from every borough...

788

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52:07,492 -- 00:52:10,325

The future knows how to cross a bridge!

789

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52:12,412 -- 00:52:13,481

You laugh.

790

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52:14,212 -- 00:52:17,443

You laugh! All right!

Here's what we're going to do!

791

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52:17,732 -- 00:52:20,929

We're going to turn this thing around

if it kills us!

792

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52:21,212 -- 00:52:24,170

We'll prove to these black motherfuckers--

793

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52:24,452 -- 00:52:25,885

Pardon my language.

794

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52:26,092 -- 00:52:31,086

We'll prove to these n*ggers

that this administration loves them!

795

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52:31,652 -- 00:52:33,404

No matter what it takes.

796

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52:33,772 -- 00:52:36,161

I am no racist hymie.

797

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52:37,252 -- 00:52:38,446

By November...

798

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they are going to be thinking of me as...

799

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52:44,732 -- 00:52:47,690

the first black district attorney

of Bronx County.

800

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52:50,492 -- 00:52:52,722

They're going to beg me to be mayor.

801

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52:53,172 -- 00:52:54,969

We'll walk away with that election.

802

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52:55,052 -- 00:52:56,087

No question!

803

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52:56,172 -- 00:52:57,685

That's what we'll do!

804

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52:57,772 -- 00:52:58,841

Yes!

805

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52:59,292 -- 00:53:03,922

If we have to screw every white a**hole

from Albany to Park Avenue, we will!

806

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53:14,852 -- 00:53:16,444

Here he comes now.

807

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53:16,612 -- 00:53:18,330

-Tony, hi.

-It's Eddie, sir.

808

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53:18,412 -- 00:53:20,846

I'm Detective Martin,

this is Detective Goldberg.

809

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53:20,932 -- 00:53:24,288

We're investigating a car accident.

Maybe you heard about it.

810

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53:27,692 -- 00:53:29,808

Yes! On television.

811

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53:30,052 -- 00:53:31,963

Last night. My wife...

812

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53:32,212 -- 00:53:36,524

We said, "We have a Mercedes

and the license starts with 'R.'"

813

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53:36,652 -- 00:53:38,005

You and a lot of people.

814

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53:38,092 -- 00:53:39,320

Going up?

815

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53:39,532 -- 00:53:41,887

Yeah. Yes, yes, I will.

816

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53:42,372 -- 00:53:43,646

Should we...?

817

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53:43,812 -- 00:53:46,246

-Is it bad time for you?

-No, no...

818

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53:48,932 -- 00:53:50,809

We just have a few questions.

819

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53:51,332 -- 00:53:54,130

-Was your car in use the night it happened?

-When?

820

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53:54,292 -- 00:53:55,725

Tuesday, a week ago.

821

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53:55,812 -- 00:53:57,643

Let me think.

822

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53:57,772 -- 00:53:59,649

Anybody else use your car?

823

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My wife sometimes.

824

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54:01,892 -- 00:54:03,120

The men at the garage.

825

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54:03,212 -- 00:54:06,170

Parking garage? You leave your car

and they park it?

826

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54:06,372 -- 00:54:08,488

Can we go see it?

827

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54:09,772 -- 00:54:11,364

The car? Now?

828

00:
54:11,572 -- 00:54:15,042

Since we're here.

There's certain things to look for.

829

00:
54:15,332 -- 00:54:18,051

We don't find them, we're out of your hair.

830

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54:18,292 -- 00:54:20,328

So you want to look at the car?

831

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54:20,812 -- 00:54:22,530

I see. I see.

832

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54:22,732 -- 00:54:27,487

We don't have a description of a driver,

so we have to look for the car.

833

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54:27,812 -- 00:54:31,009

We're sorry for the inconvenience,

but it's routine.

834

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54:31,172 -- 00:54:32,491

I understand.

835

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54:32,772 -- 00:54:37,846

But if there is a routine,

then I ought to follow the routine...

836

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54:37,932 -- 00:54:41,720

that's appropriate to me,

to someone with a car in this situation.

837

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54:41,812 -- 00:54:42,847

You see?

838

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54:43,812 -- 00:54:45,723

No, I don't follow.

839

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54:46,412 -- 00:54:49,961

If there's a routine

in an investigation like this...

840

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54:50,212 -- 00:54:53,727

there must also be a routine

for a person like me.

841

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54:54,892 -- 00:54:57,645

For the owner of a car

with a license number.

842

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54:57,892 -- 00:54:59,848

That's what I need to consider.

843

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55:00,652 -- 00:55:02,085

The routine.

844

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55:03,212 -- 00:55:05,328

We just want to look at your car.

845

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55:06,212 -- 00:55:08,328

That's what I mean. You see?

846

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55:09,052 -- 00:55:09,848

No.

847

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55:10,732 -- 00:55:12,882

Excuse me, Mr. McCoy.

848

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55:13,572 -- 00:55:15,642

Do you want to tell us something?

849

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55:15,732 -- 00:55:16,721

No.

850

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55:18,052 -- 00:55:19,485

How do you mean?

851

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55:19,972 -- 00:55:23,169

I mean, if there is,

now is the time to tell us.

852

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55:23,332 -- 00:55:25,243

Before things get complicated.

853

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55:25,332 -- 00:55:26,651

No, no, no...

854

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55:26,732 -- 00:55:29,565

I just think that to be certain...

855

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55:29,812 -- 00:55:32,770

to be safe, sure, I think--

856

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If you want to cooperate, that'd be great.

857

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55:40,452 -- 00:55:42,920

If you have a reason not to cooperate...

858

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you don't have to say anything.

That's your right.

859

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55:46,692 -- 00:55:49,286

If you want, you can say nothing at all.

860

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55:49,972 -- 00:55:52,281

You also have the right to an attorney.

861

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55:52,612 -- 00:55:54,682

For that matter...

862

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if you lack funds for an attorney...

863

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the state will provide you

with one free of charge.

864

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If that's what you wanted.

865

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56:07,052 -- 00:56:09,407

I think what I should do is...

866

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talk to an attorney.

867

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So I casually read him

his rights.

868

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56:17,732 -- 00:56:20,405

Then he sits down

on the guy's desk.

869

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And his eyes get bigger

and he starts double-talking like crazy.

870

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I know that there's something there.

871

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56:26,052 -- 00:56:28,327

Mr. Weiss, I think we got him.

872

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56:29,932 -- 00:56:31,001

Got who?

873

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56:31,252 -- 00:56:33,163

Sherman McCoy. We got him.

874

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You think it's him?

875

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It's him! This guy is Park Avenue.

876

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His father ran Dunning, Sponget and Leach.

His wife is a socialite.

877

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56:42,772 -- 00:56:45,161

Does this put an end

to this white-justice sh*t?

878

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Michael Cristofer

Michael Ivan Cristofer (born January 22, 1945) is an American playwright, filmmaker and actor. He received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play for The Shadow Box in 1977. more…

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