The Borderlands
- Year:
- 2015
- 18 min
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Rosetta's in intensive care and the rest
of them, they've just disappeared. Gone!
Everything's gone to hell.
Get that camera off me!
5-80-pro times four, got about
a dozen more in the car.
Check. Head cam set times three -
that's one, two... Where
the hell is the other one?
Ah, modelled by the handsome
man in the mirror.
What else?
Got my LED, two D - yes.
My work light - yes.
F*** it, let's get some coffee.
Bollocks.
Alright, mate. You're Deacon?
I'm Gray.
Hi.
- I'm the tech specialist.
You not worked with one before?
Well, basically I'm in
charge of the camera,
the microphones, all that kind of stuff.
What do you make of the luxury cottage?
Right now running water
sounds like luxury.
You're not local?
- F***, no.
Christ, I couldn't live around here.
There's no Wi-Fi, no broadband, no cable.
Basically it's like the middle ages.
You wanna see the room?
- Yeah, that'll be good.
Come on.
Me and you are in here, man.
We're sharing?
We're sharing?
- Yeah, well, the main man
gets the master bedroom.
Do you know him? Something Amidon.
Mark?
- Yeah, that's it.
Great.
- I left a load of crap
on your bed, but I'll sort all
that out. You want a beer?
Tell you what, you sort out the
bed and I'll put the kettle on.
Well, I didn't do a Breathalyzer
test but he seemed sober enough.
For a Scotsman anyway.
Yeah, I know, I am serious.
It just makes me uncomfortable,
all this Big Brother sh*t.
I'm a techie, mate. If you
want your audio clean,
then I'm your man, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bonus
is very generous, but...
By the way, is that
gonna be paid in cash?
Because it makes the paper
work a bit... Oh, I'd better go.
I made you tea.
- Cheers, mate.
Women, ey...
- I wouldn't know.
Deacon! Deacon, come on, mate.
Let's get you kitted out.
This is ridiculous.
- Well maybe,
but it's also regulations.
Oh come on, mate.
I've been wearing mine two days already
and I can barely even notice
it's there anymore.
That's it.
Right, listen. Rule number one: I
am not wearing this in the toilet,
not unless the toilet is weeping
blood or something.
Alright, fine. When you have a poo
or a shower you can take it off,
but the rest of the time
they want it on, alright?
I've been promoted to tripod.
It's all been since Belem. Apparently they
had massive gaps in the timeline at Belem
and they wanna plug them using these.
Morning.
- Yeah.
Crap-
Deacon, where's your head cam?
Look mate, it's not you who
gets it in the neck, alright?
Please. I'll sort that out. Please.
What have you done here?
Get a wiggle on, mate.
Yep, alright.
- What are you doing?
Going to have a fag. You mind if I smoke?
- Yes.
Excuse me...
What?
You know it's like, you can't imagine this
place is gonna be the stuff of legend,
like the Arthurian legend in years to come.
- Name me a place that is.
Camelot?
Betting shop, fish bar, laundry.
That's life in miniature.
Food, cleanliness and a
little bit of naughty.
So how long you've worked for
the congregation, Deacon?
So I imagine you must have seen
a lot of insane and spooky stuff.
I don't know about you dude,
but I'm looking forward
to seeing some really wired sh*t.
- Yeah.
Don't get your hopes up.
Dude, have you just bought booze?
It's gone, it's back, it's gone,
it's back. It's gone, it's back!
Come here.
Where are we?
- Hang on, where are we...
The village, the church...
Right, that's the cottage just
there and there's the church.
Look on the map. You know the
sign for a church, don't you?
It's a little round thing with a
cross, see if you can find it.
It's in this area here.
You can't just dial it into a computer.
"Nutsley".
Yeah well, that's not where
the church is. Look here!
"Bullshurst".
"Bullcone". "Bullcone". "Bullcone".
Yeah, it says "Bullcone".
Nah.
- Dude, come on!
No, good luck. No really, it's fine.
You go for it. I'll come back.
You're a misery guts!
- I'll come back.
No, alright, I'll get the corners done,
then you can do the fun
bit - filling in the middle.
Yeah, perfect, okay.
I'll see you around March!
I got a corner!
It's a bit late for the bells, isn't it?
Yeah.
Dude, the rules are very clear.
We need to wait for the -what's his
name?- the Realtor General, Amidon.
Relator, and he should've
been here yesterday.
Dude, even so.
- Right, fine. I'm now going up to the site.
But you know I'm not very technical
inclined. I just hope
all this delicate equipment doesn't...
- Dude, calm down, man!
You've ever known any Buddhists, Deacon?
Sorry?
- Have you ever known any Buddhists?
I had a girlfriend who was a Buddhist;
she did a vow of silence,
it was f***ing brilliant!
You know, the accelerator is
not an on-off button, Gray.
It's something you can press
and depress gently.
Yeah, well, I just turn around.
There we go. Thanks mate. Tit!
Are we there yet?
- No, f***ing sat-nav's f***ed.
It has taken us in a
massive shitty circle.
Yeah, ask this fella here.
He looks like an agreeable
local bumpkin type.
Hi, can you tell us where the
church is round here please?
Yeah, you know, it's a big pointy
building with a spire on top.
Please be quiet.
- God's house!
Please be quiet.
- Alright.
His name's father Crellick.
Right, okay... Thanks very much for
your time. Sorry to bother you.
Have a cracking day, mate!
- Have a good trip.
Good luck with it!
Can you smell that?
It's cows.
I hate cows.
Why do people do this?
Satanists, supposedly. They
record messages on them.
Spells, curses, that sort of thing...
- Curses?
I got it.
Oh dude.
That's nature for you, Deacon.
Big stuff eating little stuff.
One glance in the bible
will tell you that.
Or take the miracle of Lanciano.
In the year 700 a Basilian monk had doubts
over the actual physical presence
of Jesus Christ in the holy Eucharist.
While he was performing the
ceremony, before his eyes
the bread and the wine transformed
The question is:
Do you give cows names?My mate at school, Scott Andrews,
he said he gives his cows names,
or did when he was a kid,
and then they couldn't kill them.
They got like attached to them
and then that cow ended up living
with them for like about 14 years -
the life span of a cow. They said
it was a massive pain in the arse.
Cheery stuff.
You alright?
I'm alright, yeah. Just
hanging with my home boy.
Afternoon, Barry.
Father Crellick?
I think you've been expecting us.
Oh yes, of course! I wasn't sure
what time you'd be arriving.
The Relator General has been delayed
but I'm Deacon and this is Gray.
Alright.
I was under the impression that you fellows
would make me feel underdressed.
"You all shall be dressed in humility,
for God resists the proud"
"and gives grace to the humble."
I'll show you where it happened.
- Thank you.
The decision of dedication
that you make today
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