The Boys in the Band Page #10
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- 1970
- 118 min
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that my wife and I
had come into town for.
Then your real troubles began.
You know that was--
Was nearly
two years ago.
Why am I always the goddamn
villain in the piece.
If I'm not thought of
as a happy-home wrecker,
I'm an impossible
son of a b*tch to live with.
Guilt turns
to hostility.
Isn't that right,
Michael?
Go stick your tweezers
in your cheek.
I'm fed up to my teeth
with everybody
feeling so goddamn sorry
for poor shat-upon Hank.
Oh, Larry. Everybody knows
you're Freda Fickle.
Look.
I've never made any promises,
and I don't intend to.
It's my right to lead
my sex life
without answering to anybody.
Hank included.
And if those terms
are not acceptable,
then we must not
live together.
Numerous relations is
a part of the way I am.
You don't have to be gay
to be wanton.
By "the way I am,"
I don't mean "being gay."
I mean my sexual appetite.
And I don't think of
myself as a wanton.
Oh, Emory, you're the most
promiscuous person I know.
I'm not promiscuous
at all.
Not by choice.
By design.
Who would want to go to bed with
a flaming little sissy like you?
Michael.
Who'd make
a pass at you?
I'll tell you who,
nobody.
Except some fugitive
from the Braille Institute.
Why do you let him
talk to you that way?
"Physical beauty
isn't everything."
Thank you, Quasimodo.
Do you know what it's like
living with the goddamn gestapo?
I can't breathe without
getting the third degree.
Larry, it's your turn to call.
You know, I can't
take all this
let's-be-faithful-and-never-
look-at-another-person routine,
because it just doesn't work.
If you want to
promise that, fine.
Then you do it
and you stick to it.
But if you have to promise it,
as far as I'm concerned,
nothing finishes
a relationship faster.
Give me Librium
or give me meth.
Yeah, freedom, baby.
Freedom.
You gotta have it.
It-- It just doesn't
work any other way.
Oh, and the ones who swear their
undying fidelity are lying.
90 percent of them anyway.
They cheat on
each other constantly
and lie through
their teeth.
Well, I'm sorry,
I can't be like that,
and it drives Hank
up the wall.
Yeah, well, there is
that 10 percent, Larry.
Well, the only way
that stands a chance
is with some sort of
an understanding.
Yeah, well, I've tried
to go along with that.
Oh, come on.
I agreed to an agreement.
Your agreement.
What agreement?
A mnage.
Oh, now, look, I know a lot of
people think that's the answer.
They don't consider
that cheating.
But it's not my style.
Well, I certainly
never wanted it.
Well, then
who suggested it?
Well, it was
a compromise.
Exactly.
And you agreed!
I didn't agree to anything.
You agreed to your own proposal
and informed me that I agreed.
Uh, I don't
understand.
What's a me--
A mnage
trois, baby.
Two's company,
three's a mnage.
Well, it...
works for some.
Well, I'm not one
for group therapy.
I can't relate to anything
or anyone that way.
I'm old-fashioned.
I like 'em all,
but I like 'em
one at .
And did you like Donald
as a single side attraction?
Yes, I did.
So did I, Larry.
Did you tell him?
No.
It was obvious from the moment
you walked in the door.
What was this song and dance
about never having met
but having seen
each other?
It was true.
We saw each other at the baths
and went to bed together,
but we never spoke
a word, and we--
We never knew
each other's names.
You had better luck
than I do.
If I don't
get arrested,
my trick announces
on departure
that he's been
exposed to hepatitis.
What kind of an understanding
do you want?
Respect for
one another's freedom.
With no need to lie or pretend.
Hank, in my own way,
I love you.
But you've got to understand
that even though I do want to
go on living with you, that
sometimes there may be others.
Now, I don't want to
flaunt it in your face,
and I know if
it ever happens,
I'll never
mention it to you.
But if you ask me,
I'll tell you.
He gets points.
What?
He said it.
He said I love you to Hank,
he gets the bonus.
He didn't
call him.
Uh, he called him. He just
didn't use the telephone.
Then he doesn't get any points.
He gets five points.
He didn't use
the goddamn telephone!
He doesn't get a goddamn thing.
Hank.
It's for you.
Hello.
One point.
Hello, Hank.
Two points.
This is
Larry.
Two more points.
For what it's worth...
I love you.
Five points bonus.
I'll try.
I will too.
Larry's the winner.
Well, that wasn't as much fun
The game isn't over yet.
Your turn,
Alan.
Pick up the telephone,
buster.
Michael, don't.
You keep out of this.
You don't
have to, Alan.
You don't have to.
Emory, I'm sorry
for what I did before.
Oh, forget it.
Forgive us
our trespasses.
Christ, now you're both
joined at the goddamn hip.
You can decorate his house
for him, Emory,
and he can get you out of jail
the next time you're arrested
on a morals charge.
Who are you gonna
call, Alan?
Can't remember anyone?
Well, maybe you need
a minute to think.
Is that it?
I believe this will be
the final round.
Aren't you gonna
call anyone, Michael?
How could he?
He's never loved
anyone.
No matter how you figure
It's tough to be a n*gger
But it's tougher
To be a Jew
My God, Michael.
You're a charming host.
Michael doesn't have charm, Donald.
Michael has
counter-charm.
You going somewhere?
Yes, you're gonna
have to excuse me.
You're gonna miss
the end of the game.
You'll have to tell me
how it comes out.
I never reveal an ending.
And no one will be reseated
during the climactic revelation.
What do you suppose
is going on up there?
Hm, Alan?
What do you imagine Hank and
Larry are doing up there? Hm?
Whatever they're doing,
they're not hurting anyone.
And they're minding
their own business.
And you mind
yours, Harold!
I'm warning you.
Are you now?
You warning me?
Me?
I'm Harold.
I'm the one person
you don't warn, Michael.
Because you and I
are a match.
And we tread very softly
with each other
because we both play
each other's game too well.
I know this game
you're playing.
I know it very well,
and I play it very well.
You play it very well too,
but you know what?
I'm the only one who's
better at it than you are.
I can beat you at it,
so don't push me.
I'm warning you.
You're funny, Hallie.
A laugh riot.
Isn't he funny, Alan?
Or as you might say,
"Isn't he amusing?"
He's an amusing
f*ggot, isn't he?
Or as you might say,
"freak."
That's what you called
Emory, wasn't it?
A "freak"?
A "pansy."
My, what an antiquated
vocabulary you have.
I'm surprised
you didn't say "sodomite."
Or "pederast."
You better let me
bring you up to date.
Now, this isn't so new,
but it might be new to you.
Have you heard the term,
"closet queen"?
You know what
that means?
Do you know what it means
to be in the closet?
Don't, Michael. It won't help
to explain what it means.
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