The Brass Teapot Page #7

Synopsis: Based on the comic book series "The Brass Teapot" about a mid-twenty-year-old couple who, in these difficult economic times, finds a mysterious, magical brass teapot which makes them money but at a surprising price. After realizing the teapot's power, John and Alice must decide how far they will go to fulfill their dream.
Director(s): Ramaa Mosley
Production: Magnolia Pictures
  2 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
43
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
2012
101 min
Website
488 Views


I've gone to the dark side, and I have no fear.

Now, give us the goddamn teapot.

No!

No! No! No! No!

No!

Settle down!

Oh, my god!

Oh, yeah.

You all right?

You okay, baby?

Give me this.

Okay.

Get down on your knees.

Okay. Okay.

I always wanted to say that.

It's like on cops.

Hi, Alice.

You look like sh*t!

We're gonna make so much money off you two.

- You don't wanna do this. Trust me.

- Get ready to say good-bye.

- No.

- Sweet dreams.

Guys, you don't wanna--

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Hey!

- Oh, my god!

Wizards!

Give us the teapot!

I'm sorry.

Who the hell are you?

I am god's holy representative.

Our grandmother stole the teapot from hitler,

And these sinners stole it from her.

So my brother and I have

come to take what is ours.

He touched the teapot, remember?

- Hell, no. Oh, no.

- Hi. You come in here, into my house...

And you threaten me

and my wife? Uh-uh.

You come in here,

and you threaten me? Huh?

No way.

You tell him, baby!

Give me the teapot, and I might let you live.

Give him the teapot.

Give it to him.

Put your gun down, redneck,

and give us the teapot.

Excuse me?

What did you just say to me?

I'm gonna pop a cap in your ass.

Arnie!

No!

Oh, sh--

oh, my god!

Arnie!

Give us the teapot!

Arnie!

Oh, no, you terrorists!

Yoel!

What's happening?

Shh.

Arnie? Guys?

Oh, my god.

That could have been us.

Oh, my god.

Let's get rid of this thing.

Kings, Queens,

Dictators, Priests,

Peasants and Generals.

Thousands before you have held it.

So few have had the strength to let go.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm a man on fire

Walking through your street

With one guitar

And two dancing feet

Only one desire

That's left in me

I want the whole damn world

To come dance with me

Ohh, mmm

Come dance with me

Oh, murder and pain

Oh, my god.

Chuck! Chuck! Chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck, chuck.

Come set you free

We're rich. We're rich.

Oh, the heartache and shame

I wanna see your bodies burning

Like old big sun

I wanna know what we've been learning

And learning from

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Everybody want safety

safety love

Everybody want comfort

Comfort love

Everybody want certain

Certain love

Everybody but me

I'm a man on fire

Walking down your street

With one guitar

And two dancing feet

Only one desire

That's left in me

I want the whole damn world

To come and dance with me

Bah-da, bah-da-da,

bah-da-da, bah-da-da

Bah-da, bah-da-da,

bah-da-da, bah-da-da

Bah-da, bah-da-da,

bah-da-da, bah-da-da-da

Hey, hey

Come dance with me

Oh, the heartache and rage

Come set us free

Oh, the panic and strange

I wanna see your bodies burning

Like old big sun

I wanna know what we've been learning

And learning from

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Everybody want romance

Romance love

Everybody want safety

Safety love

Everybody want comfort

Comfort love

Everybody but me

I'm a man on fire

He's a man on fire

Walking down your street

Walking down your street

With one guitar

With one guitar

And two dancing feet

Two dancing feet

Only one desire

Only one desire

That's still in me

That's left in me

I want the whole damn world

Want the whole damn world

To come and dance with me

Come and dance with me yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Man on fire

Oh, oh, oh, oh

If you find me here

A wreck upon your shore

Would you hide me in your arms

And quell the ocean's roar?

Lovely, dark and warm

Fading with the tide

They sink beneath the waves

Of the night

Listen in the wind

A voice that I have known

Soft when daylight fades

Now a whispered moan

Lovely, dark and warm

Fading with the tide

They sink beneath the waves

Of the night

Lovely, dark and warm

Fading with the tide

We sink beneath the waves

Of the night

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