The Break-Up Artist Page #8

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When the clock strikes 4:00,

we'll get 'em out your door.

Wait. Okay.

Gary? Hi.

I just felt like

we had a connection.

Yeah, I miss you too.

And now back to the financial news.

Shares of E-Mate took an

Enron-esque nosedive today.

The company's effort to break

into the break-up business bombed.

Now that company

is getting dumped.

I realized I have

a gift for starting relationships...

as well as ending them.

So I rebranded my company...

and dedicated it to all aspects

of the most powerful force of all.

Love Rocks. This is Britney.

How can I help you?

Well, how can he

respect you, Steven?

Stop putting out

on the first date.

But I still enjoy going

back to my roots every now and then.

Ah!

Sorry to hear

about everything.

Yeah, the break-up business--

it's a cruel one.

This isn't over, Brooks.

I'll be back, especially now

that I have Ashley.

Yeah, about that.

She doesn't really see this

relationship progressing.

It's not her.

It's you.

Seems there are lots

more people looking to fall into love...

than fall out of it.

Love blows.

And that is the story

behind this painting.

Thanks for choosing us, sir.

That money's going to good use.

# Singin' na-na, na-na #

# It's a beautiful life #

And it's all

because of you.

My muse.

# Na-na, na-na #

# It's a beautiful life #

# Yes, it is

Oh, oh #

Hi. I'm Ashley.

Okay, so maybe love

is a little more eternal...

than I gave it credit for.

Yep, I love love again.

As some dead British guy once said that

it's "better to have loved and lost...

than never to have

loved at all."

Love is always in our hearts.

We can't lose it.

But in case you did,

I can help.

I'm Britney Brooks, the love consultant.

Give me a call.

# What a beautiful life #

# Yes, it is #

# Na-na, na-na #

# What a beautiful life #

# Oh, na-na, na-na #

# What a beautiful life #

# Yes, it is #

# Oh #

# Still tryin' to

figure out what went wrong #

# Thought we'd last forever

'cause we seemed so strong #

# Singin' I love you #

# Felt so right #

# Now I lie awake

so many lonely nights #

# Everyplace I go

and everything I see #

# Reminds me of you

and how we used to be #

# You took more than my heart

when you ran from me #

# So please give me back

New York City #

# You ruined airplane flights

and N.Y.C. #

# Bubble baths

and some sweet tea #

# I can't swim

I can't barbecue #

# Green-eyed girls

now make me blue #

# Butterfly kisses

fly away from me #

# 'Cause I left my heart #

# 'Cause I left my heart #

# 'Cause you broke my heart #

# 'Cause you broke my heart #

# In New York City #

# New York City #

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