The Breakfast Club Page #8

CLAIRE:

I have a very low tolerance for

dehydration.

ANDREW:

I've seen her dehydrate sir, it's

pretty gross.

Bender stands.

BENDER:

Relax, I'll get it!

VERNON:

Ah, ah, ah grab some wood there, bub!

Bender grins.

VERNON:

What do you think, I was born

yesterday? You think I'm gonna

have you roaming these halls?

He points at Andrew.

VERNON:

You!

He points at Allison.

VERNON:

And you! Hey! What's her name?

Wake her! Wake her up!

(to Allison)

Come on, on your feet missy! Let's

go! This is no rest home!

Allison gets up.

VERNON:

There's a soft drink machine in the

teacher's lounge. Lets go!

CUT TO:

16. INT. HALLWAY - DAY

Andrew and Allison are walking in the hall.

ANDREW:

So, what's your poison?

Allison doesn't answer.

ANDREW:

What do you drink?

Allison still doesn't answer.

ANDREW:

Okay...forget I asked...

Allison waits for two beats and then speaks.

ALLISON:

Vodka...

ANDREW:

Vodka? When do you drink vodka?

ALLISON:

Whenever...

ANDREW:

A lot?

Allison smiles.

ALLISON:

Tons...

ANDREW:

Is that why you're here today?

Allison doesn't answer.

ANDREW:

Why are you here?

Allison snaps back.

ALLISON:

Why are you here?

They stop walking and Andrew leans against the wall.

ANDREW:

Um, I'm here today...because uh,

because my coach and my father don't

want me to blow my ride. See I get

treated differently because uh,

Coach thinks I'm a winner. So does

my old man. I'm not a winner

because I wanna be one... I'm a

winner because I got strength and

speed. Kinda like a race horse.

That's about how involved I am in

what's happening to me.

ALLISON:

Yeah? That's very interesting.

Now why don't you tell me why you're

really in here.

ANDREW:

Forget it!

CUT TO:

17. INT. LIBRARY - DAY

Claire and Bender and Brian are all sitting around

waiting for the Cokes.

BENDER:

Claire...you wanna see a picture of

a guy with elephantitus of the nuts?

It's pretty tasty...

CLAIRE:

No thank you...

BENDER:

How do you think he rides a bike?

Claire rolls her eyes and turns away in disgust.

BENDER:

Oh, Claire...would you ever consider

dating a guy like this?

CLAIRE:

Can't you just leave me alone?

BENDER:

I mean if he had a great personality

and was a good dancer and had a cool

car...Although you'd probably have

to ride in the back seat 'cause his

nuts would ride shotgun.

CLAIRE:

You know what I wish I was doing?

BENDER:

Op, watch what you say, Brian here

is a cherry.

BRIAN:

A cherry?

CLAIRE:

I wish I was on a plane to France.

BRIAN:

I'm not a cherry.

BENDER:

(to Brian)

When have you ever gotten laid?

BRIAN:

I've laid, lotsa times!

BENDER:

Name one!

BRIAN:

She lives in Canada, met her at

Niagra Falls. You wouldn't know

her.

BENDER:

Ever laid anyone around here.

Brian shushes Bender and points at Claire whos back is

still turned.

BRIAN:

Oh, you and Claire, did it!

Claire spins around.

CLAIRE:

What are you talking about?

BRIAN:

(to Claire)

Nothin', nothin!

(to Bender)

Let's just drop it, we'll talk about

it later!

CLAIRE:

No! Drop what, what're you talking

about?

BENDER:

Well, Brian's trying to tell me that

in addition to the number of girls

in the Niagra Falls area, that

presently you and he are, riding

the hobby horse!

CLAIRE:

(to Brian)

Little pig!

BRIAN:

No I'm not! I'm not! John said I

was a cherry and I said I wasn't,

that's it, that's all that was said!

BENDER:

Well then what were you motioning to

Claire for?

CLAIRE:

You know I don't appreciate this

very much, Brian.

BRIAN:

He is lying!

BENDER:

Oh you weren't motioning to Claire?

BRIAN:

You know he's lying, right?

BENDER:

Were you or were you not motioning

to Claire?

BRIAN:

Yeah, but it was only...was only

because I didn't want her to know

that I was a virgin, okay?

Bender just stares at him.

BRIAN:

Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm

sorry...

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