The Brothers Grimsby

I love you so much.

I love you too.

We'll take it.

One, two, three.

Push.

But, dad, I'm out of breath.

Yeah, well,

i told you not to smoke.

I thought you just

meant crack.

No, I meant cigarettes too.

At your age,

you should just be vaping.

Push.

Where's mum?

She's still in

the furniture store.

Hey, dad,

let's put it in here.

No. That is me brother's room.

But, dad, he's been missing

for 28 years.

We need the room.

There's nine of us.

No. I'm keeping it

the way he likes it.

Though when he comes back,

i will have to break it to him

that some of his childhood

heroes didn't love women

as much as we thought

they did.

And one of them liked them

a little too much.

Dad, you're never gonna

find him.

You might as well just give up.

Give up?

I know he's out there

somewhere.

And one day,

he's gonna join

our family again.

Green earth.

Agent graves,

your feed is live.

The target is maelstrom's

second in command.

He has information

we must extract.

Capture and interrogate.

Do not terminate.

Interception in nine, eight,

seven, six,

five, four,

three, two, one.

Eyes on the target.

Easy. Eyes on the target.

Be advised,

multiple hostiles to the east.

Target mobile.

Target heading north.

Alpha 1's now bravo 1.

He's mobile.

Roger that.

Out of the way.

Move, move, move.

May I borrow this?

Thank you.

Now complete on bravo 1,

following bravo 1.

Alpha 1 now on foxtrot.

I'm in pursuit.

Hostiles to your south,

advancing on your position.

Bravo 1 is now mobile.

He has backup. End pursuit now.

I'd rather not.

Come on. My gun!

Commander, relay back.

We are now nearing the limit

of live feed transmission.

Hello, chaps.

Permission to abort now.

Commander, acknowledge.

Goodbye.

Buckle up!

Lonomia caterpillar toxin's

entered your bloodstream,

Mr. beder.

You have 90 seconds

until heart failure.

I do, however,

have the antidote here.

Perhaps you'd like

to tell me what your friends

at the maelstrom syndicate

are planning.

Sixty seconds.

Rhonda George.

An assassination.

Rhonda George?

She's the actress

and philanthropist.

She's hosting an event

for worldcure in two days, sir.

Give me the antidote.

It's too late,

I'm afraid.

I want you at this event,

Sebastian.

Very wise,

commander ledford.

Welbeck's touch.

Rooney's there too.

Now carrick, here's baines.

Oh, he's free.

England are heading

to the semis,

to the delight

of millions at home!

Hey, everyone.

Let's celebrate

responsibly.

Oh!

Can't believe

it's happened again.

Get it out. Get it out.

Get it out. Get out.

He's gonna blow!

Out the way, ladies.

I've got the fire extinguisher.

Thank the lord.

Where's nobby? Where is he?

Where's nobby? Nobby!

Nobby. Nobby, nobby.

Why are you

so out of breath?

I've run all the way

from home.

But you only live

across the street.

Do you remember me cousin,

digger?

What, the thief?

Yeah.

Well, he was nicking coats

at a posh event the other night,

and you'll never guess

who he saw.

Who?

We finally found him.

We finally found

your brother.

Nobby and Sebastian butcher.

We're the butcher boys

of grimsby.

They'll never split us up.

Forever!

Forever!

Your brother is gonna be

at a fancy party tomorrow.

But how will I get in?

Me cousin's nicked you

a ticket.

Leaders from around the world,

such as the head of

the world health organization

Javier Alvarez and celebrities,

including Daniel Radcliffe,

have gathered at this

worldcure event,

sponsored by philanthropist,

Rhonda George.

Green earth.

Agent graves,

your feed is live.

Who's this in my ear?

It's me.

And stop flirting.

We're on an open channel.

Right.

How much?

Complimentary, sir.

How now?

Hi.

Have you seen me brother?

He's called Sebastian.

Here's a photo of him.

It was taken a few years ago.

Are you in position yet,

agent graves?

Uh-oh.

Come on. It's stuck.

Come on.

Please welcome Rhonda George.

Good afternoon,

ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you.

When I started worldcure,

people would constantly

say to me:

"You cannot rid the world

of disease."

I would look them

straight in the eye

and say, "yes, I can."

Can you detect

any imminent threat, graves?

We are gonna figure this out.

And it all starts right here,

right now,

with one little boy.

His name is schlomo khalidi.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will cure the world.

Mummy was Jewish.

Daddy was palestinian.

But they both loved each other

so very much.

I was born with HIV.

Now I am very sick with aids.

Yes! Fantastic!

You are not

coming back from that!

Shh!

Though this disease

may kill me...

The operator.

...Why can't we stop

killing each other

in the middle east?

Where's the operator?

The camera's a gun.

Damn. The camera's a gun!

Who are you?

It's me.

Nobby.

Nobby?

What the hell

just happened?

The head of the world health

organization's been shot.

Locate the shooter!

Locate the shooter!

There's the shooter!

Tiger tail. Undercover.

My shot was compromised.

Take him out!

Sir, we have confirmation.

Graves took the shot.

Graves?

Ow!

Cut it out. Leave him alone.

Behind you!

How can I help?

You can stay away from me.

You need me help.

F***ing twat.

Goodbye, nobby.

Don't worry.

I won't leave you!

Aah!

Aah! My ankle!

Me bottle.

Get off me!

Come on.

The ankle's shattered.

You'll need to carry me.

Come on.

Get over me shoulder.

Sorry.

Get in.

Hey! Move away from the car.

Soon as I've printed

your ticket.

Come on.

You'll have to drive.

Move. Not that one!

What happened?

Never mind.

Just get going.

Come on, it's dangerous!

Get out of the car now!

Don't worry.

It's bulletproof.

You can't hurt us.

No.

We've got bulletproof glass.

Aah!

Roll it up!

Roll it up!

Just go. Now.

Oh, great. We can watch

the match while escaping.

Watch out!

Aah!

He's gonna take the penalty.

There's a penalty.

Nobby, forget the football.

You're gonna drown.

I'm getting out

after he's taken penalty.

Listen to me.

Miss it!

Take a breath.

And he...

F***!

Director general of

the world health organization,

Dr. Javier Alvarez,

is dead.

He was caught

in the crossfire

of an apparent

assassination attempt

on philanthropist

Rhonda George.

A huge manhunt is underway

to find a rogue secret agent

who first shot middle east

peace symbol

schlomo khalidi.

The boy's aids-tainted blood

then sprayed into the mouth

of Harry Potter star

Daniel Radcliffe.

Sources tell us

that Radcliffe,

who had numerous open sores

in his mouth,

has tested positive for HIV.

We're digging

into his background now, sir.

Trying to work out how

maelstrom could've got to him.

What do you want us

to do, sir?

Activate chilcott.

Chilcott was dismissed

for good reason, sir.

Activate chilcott.

Isn't life strange?

I mean, yesterday

I'm having a normal day

down the pub with me mates

with a firework up me ass.

And here we are now,

with me brother,

doing some running

and swimming,

all different types

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