The Caine Mutiny Page #4
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- 1954
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- Cut it. | - Steve, I thought you'd be amused.
It's the saga of a man with very | little charm and even less courage.
It's not funny. | Find someone else to sing about.
- Old Yellowstain will be flattered. | - Don't use that name again.
- The captain wants a meeting. | - And he kids us not.
Don't get up, please. I'm not | feeling well. This won't take long.
That'll be all, steward.
I know that some of you | are a little afraid of me.
I'm not that terrible. | I have a wife and a child and a dog.
They're rather fond of me. Even | the dog doesn't think I'm a monster.
Certain things happened today.
A command is a lonely job. | It isn't easy to make decisions.
Sometimes the captain of a ship | needs help... constructive loyalty.
A ship is like a family. We all | have ideas of right and wrong. -
- But we have to pitch in | for the good of the family.
If there was only some way | we could help each other.
If there's anything you want to say, | I'll be glad to listen.
I've spoken my piece. | I only hope it registered.
Don't get up.
Painter, have some more aspirin | sent up. My headache's much worse.
Yes, sir.
This is what is known | in literature as the pregnant pause.
Let's write to Walter Winchell.
- I almost felt sorry for him. | - Don't be so sentimental, Willie.
I thought it was a good speech.
It was close to an apology. | We could have backed him up.
He turned yellow | the first time we got into action.
You knew nothing about DeVriess | and you know even less about Queeg.
He's tired. | His nerves are shot.
A man can lose his head | after what Queeg has gone through.
That's endearing, but it won't hold.
Has it ever occurred to you that | our captain might be unbalanced?
I know about abnormal behaviour.
Captain Queeg has every symptom of | acute paranoia. He'll snap any day.
- Step outside. | - I'd like to stay.
- Let him. He studied psychology. | - You're fooling with dynamite.
The man is a Freudian delight. | He crawls with clues.
The rolling balls, the second-hand | phrases, the migraine headaches...
Shirt-tails, and tonight's speech: | I turned yellow but my dog likes me.
- I think Tom does make sense. | - You stay out of this.
So he has migraine headaches | and he rolls steel balls. So what?
You used to get up before reveille | and scribble on papers.
Everybody's a screwball in some way.
You're kidding yourself, Steve.
Will you go to the medical officer | with me and repeat what you've said?
- Do you agree with my diagnosis? | - Not even if I understood it.
I'm not doing it alone. If you | can't see it, they won't believe me.
Let's drop it. There'll be no more | talk of the captain being crazy.
- It can only blow up in our faces. | - I still insist he's paranoid.
See this bible?
I swear on this, I'll report | anything further you say about it.
There's no more friendship | on this point.
Medical log | on Lieutenant Commander X-ray.
The possibility appears to exist -
- That the commander of this ship | may be mentally disturbed.
March 5, 1944. This evening, | as usual, we were showing a Western.
Stop the picture! | Will you please stop this picture!
Attention on deck!
- Why wasn't I told about the movie? | - You don't want to see Westerns.
This was calculated disrespect | to your commanding officer.
All right. There will be | no more movies for 30 days.
May 28, 1944. Morale couldn't | be lower. The crew is resentful.
The officers are just going through | the motions of carrying out orders.
Today, the captain ordered a general | drill for the safety of the crew.
This is the captain speaking. Many | of you aren't wearing battle gear.
Those not wearing a helmet or a life | jacket lose three days' liberty.
I see you! Knock that off! | Stop putting on that gear!
Put that man down there on report. | That one on number one machine gun.
You think you're clever. | You're not fooling me!
Get that red-headed fellow.
I can't tell which one's red-headed. | They're wearing their helmets.
This is the captain speaking. Some | of you think you can outsmart me.
You're mistaken. The innocent | will be punished with the guilty.
There will be no liberty for three | months. I won't be made a fool of.
July 30, 1944. Today we received | a gift from the USS Pinkney.
A gallon of frozen strawberries.
I was checking the watch at 0 1:00 | when I spoke to Ensign Keith.
How's it going?
The captain's been put away | for the night.
- Lay off. | - I was with you at the beginning.
- But no ship can go on like this. | - You don't know that.
- I'm not blind. | - All right.
The captain's in rocky shape, | but he'll come out of it.
The captain wants a meeting | of all officers.
- At 01:
00? What's it about? | - Strawberries.- Are you sure this is a gallon can? | - Yes, sir. It's a lard can.
You must be wondering | why I called you here.
We had an excellent dessert tonight, | ice cream and frozen strawberries.
An hour ago, I sent for another | portion but got only the ice cream.
There weren't any more strawberries.
I don't believe that the officers | consumed a gallon of strawberries.
Mr Maryk, how many portions of ice | cream and strawberries did you have?
Two, sir.
Dole out a scoop of sand | for each portion.
- Mr Keefer, how many for you? | - Three, Captain.
- Keith? | - Two, sir.
- Harding? | - Two, sir.
- Painter? | - Two, sir.
- Comedy? Jorgensen...? | - Two, sir.
- And the steward's mates had three? | - Yes, one helping each.
- Mr Keith said it was okay. | - Yes, I did.
And I had four.
24 portions in all.
This tureen holds as much sand | as we had strawberries tonight.
Mr Maryk, | tell me how much sand is left.
Maybe a quart, | or a little less.
Have any of you an explanation for | the quart of missing strawberries?
Someone else finished them for us.
You will all investigate to find out | who's responsible for this theft.
- Mr Maryk, you're in charge. | - You mean in the morning?
Now, by my watch, does not | mean in the morning, but 01:47.
I expect a full report by 08:00.
Pipe down. Let's get this done | so we can get some sleep.
Send in the stewards.
If only the strawberries had been | poisoned, we'd be done with this.
We've learned nothing further about | the missing quart of strawberries.
- Unsatisfactory. | - Sorry, Captain.
We kept the mess boys and the cook | most of the night. It's a dead end.
- We went over it all endlessly. | - You accomplished nothing.
I've thought the whole thing out.
Someone made a duplicate key | to the icebox.
- There's no indication... | - Some things we must assume.
When I was an ensign on a cruiser, | five pounds of cheese was missing.
Everybody forgot about it but me.
I found out a chow hound had made | a wax impression of the icebox key.
He confessed and I got a letter of | commendation. It's the same here.
We can't be sure there's a key...
I've got a simple plan. We tag every | key on board with the owner's name.
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