The Chipmunk Adventure Page #4

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IN 10 YEARS,

I WILL MAKE HER:

ONE OF MY WIVES.

ONE OF YOUR WIVES?

OH!

[laughing]

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

BUT, UH, YOU WOULDN' WANNA MARRY BRITTANY.

SHE'S...

WELL, SHE'S VERY DIFFICULT.

AND SHE 'S NOT VERY TIDY.

AND HER COOKING IS ATROCIOUS.

AND SHE SPENDS MONEY

LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR.

AND--AND WHEN SHE DOESN' GET HER WAY--

THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS!

THE CEREMONY WILL TAKE PLACE

PROMPTLY AT DAWN.

[gasping]

OH!

IF YOU THINK:

I'M GONNA MARRY

THAT PINT-SIZED TWERP,

YOU'RE NUTS!

[laughing]

PINT-SIZED TWERP.

[laughing]

I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.

WHAT IS A TWERP?

(Brittany)

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I DON'T CARE

HOW IMPORTANT HE IS,

HOW POWERFUL HE IS,

HOW RICH HE IS.

[chuckling]

BY THE WAY,

UH, HOW RICH IS HE?

[bell gonging]

AN ENGAGEMENT PRESEN FROM THE SHEIK.

ALL THE WAY:

FROM THE SOUTH POLE.

HAVE A PLEASANT NIGHT.

[Jeanette exclaiming]

A BABY PENGUIN!

[squawks]

OH.

HOW CUTE.

WHATEVER HAPPENED

TO DIAMONDS AND RUBIES?

[penguin squealing]

OH.

[screeching]

IT'S OK, LITTLE FELLA.

I'M NOT GONNA HURT YOU.

OH, YOU MISS

YOUR MAMA AND PAPA, HUH?

[sobbing]

THE POOR LITTLE THING

IS HOMESICK.

I'M NOT EXACTLY THRILLED

TO BE HERE MYSELF, JEANETTE!

WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUR DOLLS

AND GET OUT OF HERE!

YOU TWO GO AHEAD,

I-I-I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

[gasping]

[exclaims]

WHY DON'T YOU JUST ANNOUNCE

WE'RE MAKING OUR ESCAPE,

JEANETTE?

[snakes hissing]

[gasps]

OH, NO.

HOW DO WE GET OUR DOLLS?

[hissing]

UH, WE DON'T.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU-YOU'VE HEARD OF

SNAKE CHARMERS, RIGHT?

WELL, LET'S CHARM 'EM.

HONEY,

YOU'RE A SWEET THING

AND YOU LOOK SO FINE

ALL I EVER WANTED

IS TO MAKE YOU MINE

GIVE ME A CLUE:

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?

[hissing]

BOY, I REALLY LOVE YOU

WITH MY HEART AND SOUL

HONEY, WON'T YOU TAKE ME

WHERE I WANT TO GO?

GIVE ME A CLUE:

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU

GETTING LUCKY,

HMM, GETTING LUCKY

IT'S REALLY

WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT

GETTING LUCKY,

HMM, GETTING LUCKY

IT'S SOMETHING

I CAN'T DO WITHOUT

HONEY, I'VE BEEN WAITING

WAITING PATIENTLY

LET ME UNLOCK:

YOUR HEART, BOY

I THINK I GOT THE KEY

GIVE ME A CLUE:

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU

OH, HO, HO,

GIVE ME A CLUE:

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU

OH, HO, HO,

GIVE ME A CLUE:

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU

GIVE ME A CLUE:

WON'T YOU TELL ME

WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?

OH, HONEY, HONEY,

GIVE ME A CLUE:

WON'T YOU TELL ME

WHAT I NEED TO DO

TO GET LUCKY WITH YOU?

(Brittany)

WHAT'S IN THE ICE CHEST,

ELEANOR?

(Eleanor)

OH, UH, JUST SOME

COLD DRINKS AND SANDWICHES.

OH, ELLY, HOW CAN YOU THINK

OF FOOD AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

[bird squawking]

[crickets chirping]

(Alvin)

OK, LET'S GE A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP

SO WE CAN GE AN EARLY STAR IN THE MORNING.

[animal growling]

I DON'T THINK

WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN

THIS SHORT CUT.

I-I-IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

RELAX, THEODORE.

THIS ISN'T THE ARCADE GAME.

HUH?

[screeching]

[screaming]

[squawking]

PHEW.

[owl hooting]

AH, UH, DID YOU

HEAR SOMETHING?

NOPE.

NOPE.

BUT, UH,

SOMETHING'S OUT THERE.

HE'S STILL AFRAID

OF THE BOOGEYMAN.

DON'T WORRY, THEODORE.

ALVIN AND I ARE RIGHT HERE.

JUST TRY TO GO TO SLEEP.

OK.

[birds shrieking]

[all snoring]

[twigs snapping]

[gasping]

OH.

[gasping]

[squawking]

[both moaning]

WELL, THEODORE,

DID THE BOOGEYMAN GET YOU?

(Alvin)

THEODORE?

[both gasping]

(both)

HE'S GONE.

HEY, WHAT'S THAT?

(both)

UH-OH.

[birds chirping]

THE FOOTPRINTS LEAD

INTO THAT VILLAGE.

THEODORE.

THEODORE.

THEODORE.

THEODORE.

THEODORE!

[speaking native language]

[tittering]

HI, GUYS.

WATCH THE OLD:

MAESTRO AT WORK.

A LITTLE NEGOTIATING

AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE.

WE MAKE YOU:

HEAP GOOD OFFER.

SEE PRETTY CLOTHES.

[natives exclaiming]

NICE SHOESIES.

[natives cheering]

(Alvin)

MAKE 'UM PLENTY GOOD MUSIC.

[natives cheering]

YOU TAKE 'UM

ALL THIS WAMPUM,

AND WE TAKE:

'UM LITTLE BUTTERBALL,

YOU STEAL 'UM FROM US

LAST NIGHT.

HOW ABOUT IT?

BRILLIANT NEGOTIATING,

ALVIN.

[scatting]

OH, I HATE TO THINK

WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THEODORE.

YEAH, WHO KNOWS

WHAT THEY'VE DONE

TO THE POOR LITTLE GUY.

[speaking native language]

[slurping]

(both)

THEODORE.

ALVIN, SIMON!

[speaking native language]

[both grunting]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

UH, IF I'M

TRANSLATING CORRECTLY,

I--I THINK THEY SAID THA THEODORE'S THEIR LONG LOS PRINCE OF PLENTY.

PRINCE OF PLENTY?

NOW YOU'RE TALKING.

AND THE ONLY WAY

FOR US TO LIVE:

IS TO BE HIS SLAVE.

SLAVE? FORGET IT.

[gasping]

[natives muttering]

[tittering]

WHERE TO, YOUR ROYALNESS?

[Jeanette yawning]

[yawning]

[yawning]

JEANETTE, COULD YOU

PASS ME SOMETHING TO EAT?

[gasping]

DON'T DO IT, JEANETTE.

WHEN IT COMES:

TO FOOD, ELEANOR,

YOU'RE AWFULLY SELFISH.

[exclaiming]

A PENGUIN?

YOU WERE GOING TO EA THIS PENGUIN?

[squawking]

(Eleanor)

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, BRITTANY.

WE'VE GOT TO GE THIS LITTLE GUY

BACK TO ANTARCTICA.

HE'LL DIE IF WE DON'T.

AND HOW DO YOU PROPOSE

WE DO THAT, ELEANOR?

FEDERAL EXPRESS?

(Eleanor)

NO. I THOUGH WE COULD TAKE HIM.

(Brittany)

AND LOSE THE RACE?

JEANETTE, WILL YOU PLEASE

TALK SOME SENSE:

INTO YOUR SISTER?

SHE'S RIGHT, BRITTANY.

YOU'RE BOTH CRAZY.

I'M SORRY.

BUT WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT $100,000 AND...

UH, WELL, UH...

HE DOESN'T LOOK

VERY GOOD, ELEANOR.

I TOLD YOU.

WELL, HOW DO WE

GET TO ANTARCTICA?

JUST ONE LITTLE BITE

FOR AUNTY ELEANOR.

[whimpering]

HE'S GETTING WORSE.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

HE NEEDS HIS MOMMY, BRITTANY.

SHE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO.

[shivering]

IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER

SUMMER OR WINTER

WHEN SHE HASN' BEEN THERE FOR ME

A FRIEND AND COMPANION

I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON

MY MOTHER:

THAT'S WHO I MEAN

I'VE TAKEN FOR GRANTED

SEEDS THAT SHE PLANTED

SHE'S ALWAYS

BEHIND EVERYTHING

A TEACHER, A SEEKER

WITH BOTH ARMS,

OUTREACHER:

MY MOTHER:

(Jeanette)

THAT'S WHO I MEAN

[sighing]

(Jeanette)

WISH I COULD SLOW DOWN

THE HANDS OF TIME

[both giggling]

KEEP THINGS:

THE WAY THEY ARE

IF SHE SAID SO:

I WOULD GIVE HER

THE WORLD:

[squealing]

IF I COULD:

I WOULD:

MY LOVE AND MY LAUGHTER

FROM HERE EVER AFTER

IS ALL THAT SHE SAYS

THAT SHE NEEDS:

(all)

A FRIEND AND COMPANION

I CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON

MY MOTHER:

THAT'S WHO I MEAN

MY MOTHER:

THAT'S WHO I MEAN

THAT'S WHO I MEAN

[helicopter whirring]

WE BETTER CALL:

MISS FURSCHTIEN.

[telephone ringing]

[whining]

(Claudia)

HELLO.

(man)

MA'AM, WE'VE LOCATED

THE GIRLS.

THEY'VE STRAYED

NEARLY A 1,000 MILES

OFF COURSE.

WHAT?

THEY MUST HAVE DISCOVERED

THE JEWELS AND DECIDED

TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

[groaning]

WELL, MA'AM,

WE'LL TRY TO STOP THEM.

THEY'RE VERY, VERY SLIPPERY

[humming]

I DON'T WANT YOUR EXCUSES.

I WANT THOSE DOLLS!

AND DON'T COME BACK

WITHOUT THEM!

[groans]

[sobbing]

[baby penguin cawing]

THERE'S THE BALLOON.

LET'S GO.

[penguins cawing]

[squawking]

MMM.

(all)

GOODBYE. THANK YOU.

[gasping]

[grunting]

GIVE US BACK OUR DOLLS,

YOU CREEPS.

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[grunting]

[groans]

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