The Chipmunk Adventure Page #5

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[groaning]

[both groaning]

[both screaming]

THANKS AGAIN. BYE.

[squealing]

HOW ARE WE GONNA

EXPLAIN THIS TO CLAUDIA?

HEY, YOU CAN TELL HER.

LISTEN, IT'S YOUR...

EVERY TIME WE GO

INTO A SOME KIND

OF A PROBLEM,

YOU'RE ALWAYS TRYING

TO WEASEL OUT OF IT.

I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.

I DON'T GET IT.

WHY ARE PEOPLE:

WILLING TO KILL:

FOR THESE DOLLS?

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO CUTE.

OH, LOOK AT THE

SWEET LITTLE FACE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

[gasping]

LOOK AT THIS.

DIAMONDS!

OPEN A CHIPMUNK DOLL.

[all exclaiming]

[gasps]

THERE MUST BE THOUSANDS

OF DOLLARS IN EACH OF THESE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

THIS WHOLE RACE:

WAS JUST TO GET US TO

DELIVER THESE DIAMONDS.

AND IF WE'RE IN DANGER,

THE BOYS MUST BE

IN DANGER, TOO.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND THEM.

[creatures howling]

3:
00 IN THE MORNING

AND PRINCE THEODORE

HAS A CRAVING:

FOR MUSHROOMS.

I HOPE HE CHOKES ON 'EM.

ALVIN.

NOW, I'VE HAD IT.

HEY, ALVIN,

LOOK OVER HERE.

WHAT IS IT, SIMON?

IT'S ANCIENT WRITING

THAT SAYS,

"SACRIFICE THE FULL MOON

ON THE PRINCE OF PLENTY."

THAT DOESN'T MAKE

ANY SENSE.

[laughing]

OH, HOW SILLY OF ME.

IT'S "EYES" BEFORE "EATS"

EXCEPT AFTER "TEA."

I GOT IT REVERSED.

IT SAYS, "SACRIFICE

THE PRINCE OF PLENTY

ON THE FULL MOON".

(both)

OH, NO.

THEY'RE GOING TO SACRIFICE

THEODORE TONIGHT.

OVER MY DEAD BODY.

[natives chanting]

YOU MEAN,

OVER OUR DEAD BODIES.

[drums beating]

[snarling]

[chanting continues]

ARE THERE, UH, ANY,

UH, FAVORITE SONGS

YOU'D LIKE TO HEAR

BEFORE WE GO?

HMM. WORRY BURRY.

WORRY BURRY?

DO YOU THINK:

HE MEANS WOOLY BULLY?

WELL, IT'S WORTH A TRY.

UNO, DOS

ONE, TWO, TRES, QUATRO

YEAH, WORRY BURRY.

WATCH IT NOW.

HE'LL GET YOU.

HERE IT COMES, HERE IT COMES.

I LOVE IT. GET DOWN, MAMA.

WATCH IT NOW.

GET DOWN, GET RUNKY.

[laughing]

MATTY TOLD HATTY

ABOUT A THING SHE SAW

HAD 2 BIG HORNS

AND A WOOLY JAW:

WOOLY BULLY:

WORRY BURRY:

(Alvin)

SURE, RIGHT.

WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY

WOOLY BULLY:

[screaming]

HATTY TOLD MATTY

[exclaiming]

LET'S DON'T TAKE NO CHANCE

[screaming]

LET'S NOT BE L-7

[whooping]

COME AND LEARN TO DANCE

[men grunting]

WOOLY BULLY:

[screaming]

(Alvin)

THAT'S RIGHT.

WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY

WOOLY BULLY:

(Alvin)

WATCH IT NOW, WATCH IT,

WATCH IT, WATCH IT.

[screaming]

HEY, WHAT'S ALL THAT RUCKUS?

(Eleanor)

IT LOOKS LIKE:

A BIG CELEBRATION.

AND THEY'VE GOT A BONFIRE.

AND A CHUBBY LITTLE

BUTTERBALL TIED TO A STAKE.

[exclaiming]

IT'S THEODORE.

THEY'VE GOT THE CHIPMUNKS.

COME ON!

[snorting]

MATTY TOLD HATTY

THAT'S THE THING TO DO

GET YOU SOMEONE REALLY

TO PULL THE WOOL WITH YOU

WOOLY BULLY:

WORRY BURRY:

[screaming]

WOOLY BULLY, WOOLY BULLY

WOOLY BULLY:

(Theodore)

WATCH IT NOW,

WATCH IT, HERE HE COMES.

[grunting]

WE'RE SUNK.

HE'S DONE IT.

[screaming]

[gulping]

[natives chattering]

(Theodore)

SHOULDN'T I THANK THEM?

THEY WERE:

VERY SWEET TO ME.

(Alvin)

SEND THEM A POSTCARD,

THEODORE.

[Claudia grunting]

2 DAYS AND I HAVEN' HEARD FROM ANYONE!

THOSE INCOMPETENT FOOLS!

WHERE COULD THEY BE?

[growling]

I'LL FIND THEM

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

AND WHEN I GET MY HANDS

ON THOSE...

[grunting]

[whimpering]

(Klaus)

OH, MY HEAD.

CLAUDIA,

IT'S 5:
00 IN THE MORNING.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH, NOTHING, KLAUS.

SOPHIE JUST KNOCKED

OVER THE VASE.

[growling]

(Klaus)

WHY, YOU LITTLE MUTT.

THAT WAS A PRICELESS ANTIQUE.

(Claudia)

KLAUS, HEEL!

[whimpering]

REALLY, KLAUS,

YOU'RE SUCH A BULLY.

GO BACK TO BED.

WHAT?

(Mario)

ANY WORD YET?

YES, OUR MEN

HAVE SPOTTED THEM.

THEY SHOULD BE LANDING

AT THE AIRPORT SHORTLY.

I'LL MEET YOU THERE,

INSPECTOR.

WE'LL TAKE YOU

TO THE AIRPORT, MARIO.

(Theodore)

ARE WE THERE YET?

(Brittany)

THEODORE, IF YOU ASK ONE--

WAIT A MINUTE. WE'RE HOME.

[all gasping]

(stewardess on intercom)

PLEASE FASTEN:

YOUR SEAT BELTS.

THERE THEY ARE!

[all screaming]

[balloon crashing]

CHILDREN, OH, CHILDREN.

OH, HOW GOOD

TO SEE YOU, DARLING.

DON'T "CHILDREN" US.

YEAH, WE KNOW

ALL ABOUT THE DIAMONDS.

[all snickering]

NOW DON'T TRY

ANYTHING STUPID.

JUST HAND OVER THE DOLLS.

[grunting]

COME ON.

WE DON'T HAVE TO DO

WHAT YOU TELL US

TO DO NO MORE:

YOU GET WHAT YOU NEED AND

YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE

WE DON'T CRY NOW

COME ON, THIS WAY.

WE DON'T KNOW HOW

COME BACK HERE!

WE HEARD WHAT YOU SAID

AND WE DON'T BELIEVE

A WORD YOU SAY:

[all screaming]

THE HILL IS A HIGH ONE

BUT WE'LL CLIMB IT ANYWAY

THERE'S NO DOUBT

[both screaming]

YOU'LL FIND OUT

WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN

WE'RE THE GIRLS,

WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS

DIAMOND DOLLS:

IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD

AND THE CEILING IS VERY TALL

AFTER THEM.

DO, DO, DO, DO,

DO, DO, DO

THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB

AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL

IT'S TOO LATE, CLAUDIA.

THEY'LL MAKE A SCENE

IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

THEN WE'LL TELL THEM

WE HAVE THE BABYSITTER.

WHAT WAS HER NAME?

MISS, UH, MISS MILLER.

OH, WAIT.

I HAVE A MESSAGE

FROM MISS MILLER.

[all exclaiming]

HAND OVER THE DOLLS.

AND DO AS WE SAY

IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE

YOUR BABYSITTER AGAIN.

HMM.

ALVIN.

OF COURSE, YOU KNOW SOPHIE.

[growling]

BUT I DON'T BELIEVE

YOU'VE MET MARIO.

HE HAS A TENDENCY

TO TALK TOO MUCH.

GET IN.

HEY, MY CAP.

(woman on intercom)

LOADING AND UNLOADING

OF PASSENGERS ONLY. NO...

HEY, THIS CAP

LOOKS LIKE ALVIN'S.

(Alvin)

DAVE!

HUH?

HELP!

SOMEBODY HELP!

MY SON'S IN TROUBLE!

INSPECTOR JAMAL. LET'S GO.

SILVER, PLATINUM

[siren wailing]

I PASS ON THEM:

YOU CAN HAVE THEM

I KNOW WHAT I WANT

WE'RE THE ONES ON THE RUN

WE'RE THE GIRLS,

WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS

DIAMOND DOLLS:

IT'S A RAVENOUS WORLD

[tires screeching]

AND THE CEILING:

IS VERY TALL:

DO, DO, DO, DO,

DO, DO, DO

THERE'S A WEIGH AND A CLIMB

AND A LADDER AND MANY FALL

DIAMOND DOLLS:

WE'RE THE CREAM OF THE CROP,

NEVER STOP,

WE'RE THE DIAMOND DOLLS

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR

I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR

I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU

AND THEN THE WITCH DOCTOR

HE TOLD ME WHAT TO DO

HE SAID THAT:

NOW LET'S SEE.

[tires screeching]

DAVID IS ARRIVING

AT EUROPEAN AIRLINES.

OH, OH, THERE IT IS.

[crashing]

[Miss Miller scatting]

IN A FEW MINUTES,

WE'LL BE ON OUR PRIVATE JE TO COSTA RICA.

[Claudia laughing]

HERE'S TO ME.

[tires screeching]

[both gasping]

[tires screeching]

OH, GOOD HEAVENS!

[tires screeching]

[both groaning]

YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN

WEARING YOUR SEAT BELTS.

HUH?

[shouting]

MY CAR!

[grunting]

I HOPE YOU HAVE:

INSURANCE, BUSTER.

HUH?

[police siren wailing]

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE HAVE

I SEEN SUCH RECKLESS DRIVING.

(all)

MISS MILLER?

HUH, BOYS?

[siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

KIDS!

DAVE, DAVE.

BOY, IT'S GOOD TO

SEE YOU DAVE, I--I THINK.

WELL, IF IT ISN' MY OLD FRIENDS

KLAUS AND CLAUDIA.

HERE'S TO YOU, CLAUDIA.

[snapping]

IF SO MUCH AS ONE HAIR IS

OUT OF PLACE ON MY SOPHIE,

[snarling]

YOU'LL LIVE TO REGRET IT!

[barking]

[sobbing]

I CAN UNDERSTAND

THIS DECEPTION FROM ALVIN,

BUT NOT YOU, THEODORE.

[sobbing]

[blowing nose]

I'M SORRY, MISS MILLER.

THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP

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