The Cleanse
1
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The winter months
Were so much fun
For April's fool
From snowball fights
To skating on
A frozen pool
[RAIN PATTERING]
Her nose so cold and wet
I like to bow...
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[TRUCK RUMBLES]
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING
ON RADIO INDISTINCTLY]
[CHEWING LOUDLY]
Mmm.
Mmm.
That looks good.
It's a hot dog, yeah?
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Man, I can't even...
Can't even see the hot dog
in that hot dog, right?
[CHUCKLES]
[CHEWING LOUDLY]
[CLEARS THROAT]
Hey.
You know what
you want, hon?
Um. Almost.
Uh...
It's been a while.
Do you remember me?
Well, I get a lot of people
in here, so...
Right. Right.
You look a little thinner
I kinda remember
a couple coming in here a lot.
That was, um...
That was my fiance.
We used to...
I don't think
I've gained weight, though.
WAITRESS:
Maybe itwas someone else.
[LAUGHING] My memory's
shot to sh*t, hon.
[LAUGHING WHEEZILY]
Has it really been
that long?
So are you waiting
for someone, or...?
No, it's just me.
MAN 1 [ON TV]:
...when youlook down, and you realize
there's no phone
in your pocket.
MAN 2 [ON TV]:
That happens all the time.
MAN 1:
Right? Now, did you knowthat sensation
actually has a name?
Scientists call it
phantom vibration.
You feel like
your phone is vibrating,
but it's actually not.
It's just your body...
[ADS POPPING]
MAN 2:
It's crazy. I didn'tknow there was a name for that.
MAN 1:
Well, not onlyis there a name...
- [WOMAN MOANING]
- [BANGING]
[SLAPPING]
[PAUL SIGHS]
[DINGING ON TV]
DEAN [ON TV]:
Boy, you reallylucked out tonight, Heather.
HEATHER [ON TV]:
Thank you so much.
DEAN:
She had a good time.
And I hope you did too.
We'll see you next time.
[CHOIR VOCALIZING
ON TV]
[SNORTS]
WOMAN [ON TV]:
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Is baggage
weighing you down?
Wish you could restart?
Well, now you can.
And guess
how much it costs.
Absolutely nothing.
It's free.
Join us on a retreat
to one of the most beautiful
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as you try
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and face your demons today.
[GROANS]
[]
[TV PLAYING
INDISTINCTLY]
[COMPUTER PRINTER
WHIRRING]
MAN [ON TV]:
Now, that'swhat I like to see!
Some of that good
St. Patrick's Day spirit!
[ELEVATOR DINGS,
DOORS OPEN]
[ELEVATOR DOORS CLOSE]
Okay, everybody. Who's ready
MAN:
Good, becauseif you're not ready,
there's the door.
Go on, you can leave
if you like.
Okay.
Now, you've all heard
of the lemon-cleanse diet.
It was designed back
in the 1980s to help the body
rid itself
of negative toxins.
Those... Those things
that prevent
the body
from doing its job.
It originated with Ken Roberts
and his best-selling book,
The Purification
of the Lemon Cleanser.
MAN:
The lemon cleanser has caughton like wildfire in recent years.
In fact, some of your favorite
celebrities have done it.
But Mr. Roberts
felt he could do better.
Now I want you all
to close your eyes and relax.
Think about that pain
you felt.
That deep pain
that prevents you
WOMAN:
We need to know that pain.
MAN:
Keep thinking.
WOMAN:
Keep thinking.
MAN:
Keep thinking.
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
WOMAN:
And open.
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
Now...
who wants to share
their pain first?
Yes, thank you.
One sec, here we go.
WOMAN:
Oh, uh...
a good look at you.
Heh, heh.
Uh. So, uh, this, uh,
one time, I...
Uh, posted on Facebook
that my friend Darryl
was a... A dick-licker.
I guess I kind of feel
bad about that.
Is that what
you're looking for?
He's actually...
He's actually not a dick-licker.
Okay. Ha, ha.
What's wrong?
[WHISPERING] Come
on, I'm kidding.
This sh*t is weird.
Folks, it's...
It's really important that we...
We dig deep here.
You know,
your personal stories right now
are what will help us determine
who goes on the retreat.
Yes, in the back?
MAN:
One sec.
Okay, hi, I'm Maggie.
Um. Ahem.
Yeah, I was married
for 10 years. Um...
We got hitched
after high school.
Uh. Yeah. My...
Ah, I was against it.
And then one day,
I came home and, um,
[CRYING] he blew his... He blew
his brains out with a shotgun.
And, um...
MAN:
That's all we need.Thank you.
- You can go ahead now, hon.
- Oh, not now.
- Go on. Go ahead.
- I don't...
Uh...
I'm-I'm Paul Berger.
I guess I don't know
if I have a lot of pain.
I mean, we all have bad days
once in a while, right?
Um, I recently lost my job.
I was engaged for a long time,
that didn't work out. What else?
Um, I'm from New Jersey,
which I know
what you're all thinking,
but New Jersey, it's...
Have any of you heard of
a town called Newfield?
Well, it's a borough,
actually.
It was established
in 1924.
PAUL:
Have you evercleansed before?
Oh, no,
thank you.
I like
my sandwiches.
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, I hear you.
I'm gonna miss
hot dogs.
This sounds real interesting,
though, don't it?
The idea of getting pure,
restarting your life?
- Keep pressure on that.
- Yeah.
[EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYING]
When will I know
if they pick me?
They'll call you
today.
Pee in this cup.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[MUFFLED]
Sorry, I didn't mean...
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]
Hi, I'm Paul Berger.
[MUFFLED]
Yeah, I know.
Hey, I just wanted to say that
What was?
What you just said in...
[UNMUFFLED] I'm sorry
about your husband.
I-I-I can't believe
you had to see that.
That must
have been terrible.
Yeah, um...
I made that up.
[MUFFLED]
What?
[UNMUFFLED] Well, didn't
you make yours up too?
I guess the way
you kept, you know,
[UNMUFFLED] going on
and on and on, you...
Oh, yeah. No.
[SCOFFING]
I made mine up too.
[MUFFLED]
Oh, I, uh,
gotta get that.
[UNMUFFLED]
Okay, yeah. Sure.
Hey.
I... I hope you
get the call today.
Maybe I'll see you
there, huh?
[MUFFLED] All right,
I'll see you around.
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
ROBERTS [ON RECORDING]:
Hello, this is Ken Roberts.
Thank you for
purchasing my book.
Although it was
first published in the 1980s,
you'll find that a lot
of my current principles
actually originated
in this early text.
So thank you for listening.
Chapter 1.
Since the days of Jesus Christ,
who fasted for 40 days,
men and women have abstained
from food for many reasons.
- For health...
- [TRAP SNAPS]
- [RAT SQUEALING]
- ...political ends...
Oh. Oh, no.
Hey, uh, Zatik?
Uh-huh. Yeah, hi.
Could you come over, please?
I have a bit
of a rat situation.
I know you're
watching the game,
but if you could
just come over for...
[]
One sec.
Sorry. Hello?
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Hello, am I
speaking with Paul Berger?
Uh, Yeah.
WOMAN:
Oh, good. I'mso glad I caught you.
I'm calling on behalf
of the Roberts Institute.
- Oh, hi.
- [WOMAN MOANING]
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