The Cleanse Page #2
WOMAN:
Did we reachyou at a bad time?
- No, no. This is a great time.
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
ZATIK:
Berger!
WOMAN:
Are you still there?
Rat.
Oh, thank you. Sorry.
WOMAN:
Are you surethis is a good time?
Uh-huh.
WOMAN:
Well, we have good news.
You do? Okay.
WOMAN:
We'd love for you to join Mr.Roberts.
Really?
WOMAN:
You have somepaperwork to sign,
and they'll have
someone pick you up tonight.
Okay.
WOMAN:
Great. Enjoy your retreat.
Okay, great.
[WRENCH THUDS]
Got him.
[]
"Death"?
[KNOCKS]
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
[PARKING GEAR LOCKS]
Um, hi.
Are you with
the Roberts Institute?
[CLICKS, WHIRS]
[CAR BEEPING]
[GRUNTING]
- [CLICKS, WHIRS]
- Oh.
[]
[SNORING]
Hm?
Welcome.
How was the ride?
It was good.
[SNIFFS]
Hi, I'm-I'm
Paul Berger.
Hi, Paul Berger.
I'm Fredericks.
Hello, Fredericks.
[GROANS]
Let me get your bags.
Thank you.
Hey.
That's...
You got in too? That's...
...so crazy.
Yeah.
[FREDERICKS GRUNTING]
Oh! Oh, I'll get that.
Yeah. Heh.
[PANTING]
You packed a lot.
Jesus,
you're like a girl.
Phew.
Someone got you good
there, huh?
- Huh?
- The... You...
Oh, they sure did.
PAUL:
My uncle had a cat,
used to scratch him
like that.
They can get real ornery, huh?
You have a cat?
Yeah, I have a cat.
I'll show you where
orientation is on the map.
Follow me.
I'll get you guys
settled in, huh?
Let me take that
for you.
Oh, it's okay.
I got it.
- No, please. I insist.
- I... I got...
Could you put that
under my...?
- That's it.
- You okay?
Uh-huh.
[SIGHS]
Come on,
you guys.
So are-are you
an actress?
Yeah, I-I used to be.
[CHUCKLING]
Yeah.
Your photo here looks
like one of those headshots.
It's an old one.
[CLEARS THROAT]
Gotcha.
Boy, it's been a long time
since I've seen the water.
MAN:
Hey-o.
What's up, Jersey?
They picked him
off that dick-licker story?
Heh, heh.
- What's up, man? Hey.
- Hey.
So, uh, check this out.
She really wanted
to come here, right?
- And I'm... I'm trying to be a good dude...
- Sure.
[LAUGHING] but what the f***
was up with that contract?
Kind of freaked me
the f*** out.
[LAUGHING] Yeah, no, it did
that to me too, but...
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
Come on, let it out.
What?
[YELLING]
Let it out, out, out!
[SCREAMING]
[ALL SCREAMING]
It feels good to get
that out, doesn't it?
Mmm. Thank you so much.
And welcome.
My name is Lily.
Now, I know you must be
starving from your trip
so let's get started
right away.
Fredericks is handing each
of you your own cleansing kit.
Each kit contains
four drinks,
which you must consume
by the end of the day.
Now, each of these drinks
is specifically
formulated for each of you,
by mistake.
After you've completed
your four-course cleanse
you'll find additional
nutritional supplement
in your cabinets
for the rest of your stay.
No outside food.
It's prohibited.
Oh, whoa.
[COUGHS, SPITS]
That tastes
like an a**hole.
What? Baby, I thought
you said this is about
being open,
being honest, right?
Getting rid of all
the bad stuff, right?
Yes, it is, Eric.
And thank you
for your candor.
But you must know that
these drinks are very powerful,
and while they may seem
like a bitter pill to swallow,
I can assure you that
I completed the course myself.
And the anxiety
and sadness that I felt
was replaced by...
humility, a clear mind
and an open heart.
[SLURPING]
LILY:
Good. Good, Paul. Good.
[GROANING]
[GROANS]
F***.
Fredericks here has been
cleansing for some time too.
We're hoping he completes
the course with all of you.
And now,
without further ado...
a message
from Ken Roberts.
ROBERTS [ON RECORDING]:
Hello, everyone.
Congratulations on being
one of the chosen few
to take part in this retreat.
I'd also like
to say thank you.
to do this.
[]
It is not easy
to put yourself out there.
To... To risk judgment.
It's one of the hardest,
but most important,
things that we can do.
We all have our baggage, folks.
It's part of being human.
And letting it go
can be scary.
And confusing.
And what makes it
so confusing is that,
over time, well, we've actually
come to depend on it.
Like a best friend
to get us through the day
That keeps us cozy at night,
and we cling to it
because we don't know
any better.
Especially when we're scared.
Now, the cleansing process
here won't be easy.
But we are
extraordinarily proud
of the system
we've created,
and so excited to take part
in this next step with you.
But you'll need to find
that inner strength.
It's over to you now.
I know you all have it,
and I'm so looking forward
to meeting you all
in the next few days.
Let's get pure.
[COUGHING]
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
[KNUCKLES CRACKING]
Last one.
[SNIFFS]
[SIGHS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[SIGHS]
[]
[DOOR CREAKS]
Stupid.
F***ing stupid. Stupid.
F***ing,
f***ing stupid.
Did I spook you, babe?
[SNICKERING]
Yeah.
Sorry.
[EMPTY BASKET RATTLES]
[SIGHS]
So Lily and Fredericks
are weird as hell, huh?
You sure you did your research
on this place?
Ken Roberts
has helped a lot of people.
And... couples.
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.
Okay, well, I-I-I still
don't understand why
we need help,
but, uh, okay.
[BASKET RATTLES]
[GROANS]
You finished
all of yours?
Yup.
Here.
What you do is...
You ready?
Grab your nose,
[NASALLY]
and pinch it,
and then take a sip,
and it should help.
[GAGS, SPITS]
[CHUCKLES]
[SPEAKING NORMALLY]
That was hot.
Shut up.
[GIGGLES]
Okay, so...
What is this thing?
What are...? What are we doing?
Are we supposed to...?
We do this, we leave here,
and we-we feel different, right?
We feel enlightened,
is that the deal?
Mm-hm.
I guess enlightenment
could be rad.
[METAL LID CLATTERING]
Want a nightcap?
Come on, don't...
Don't look at me like that.
You're acting like
I'm an alcoholic or some sh*t.
[PAUL COUGHING]
PAUL [GROANING]:
No.
[COUGHING AND GROANING
CONTINUE]
[GASPS]
Oh.
[VOMITING, COUGHING]
[]
[GROANS]
[SQUELCHING]
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[STOMACH GROWLING]
[GROANS]
[SIGHS]
This is it?
[SIGHS]
Come on, Paul.
[GULPING]
[SIGHS]
[BUBBLING]
[SNIFFS]
[BUBBLING CONTINUES]
[OOZE DRIPPING]
LILY:
I know it's exhausting,
but you should take
great pride in the fact
that you've completed
your cleanse,
and that you're moving on
to the elimination process.
Right. Q-question. When you say
"elimination process," you...
You mean, like...
[IMITATES VOMITING]
Heh, heh, right? 'Cause
I was doing a lot of that
last night, and a lot coming out
the other end too.
LILY:
Yes, Eric.
That is part of
the elimination process.
And, of course, the next stage
will be termination,
and after that,
you're gonna feel wonderful.
Well, I already feel
good as hell, so, heh-heh-heh.
LILY:
That's interesting, Eric.
Most people feel worse
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