The Coed and the Zombie Stoner

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- Oh, my God! - They do not stop.

What the hell is going on here?

- The doors must be kept locked. - Oh, my God!

No one is locked out. Out to celebrate it!

Find suddenly weapon.

There you are. View the results of the survey!

I'm a slut. Yes, of course. Awesome!

Oh, sh*t.

Hi there! Would you like ice cream? You look pretty hungry.

Maybe you have lactose intolerance or something.

Do you want this? You need it more than I do.

28 DAYS EARLIER

Today is my birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Let's hit them.

- Who called them? - I'll take care of the matter.

And who are these plumbers? Girls are dancing with them.

I said that I take care of the matter. Out of the way, hell!

Do you want a clean place?

Come on, good boy.

What happens now?

You get out when you will kiss a girl.

Yuk. Congratulations to the company, a loser.

- Spike! - Hi there, Bambi. Nice tits.

Does your sister have already hyyteldrinkkej? I need to get them a laxative!

Those Paskov on synttreideni. And soon they Pakov I really was.

They do not talk veljeskuntalaisille.

For the last time: where Chrissy is?

Disodium phosphate and gelatin coagulation takes three hours.

Or what?

A drop of liquid nitrogen is here and here.

And you're done! Chemistry it be able to amaze.

Do you see?

No, Romero! Naughty p*ssy.

- Puriko Romero you? - Yes.

Is the cat is not a good listener? Ear Leaves turn 180 degrees.

Here is your favorite food. Eat.

You make my My favorite.

This is a excellent.

Vodka tastes great and prevents contact with shock.

As the festivities begin with?

I forget that we moved the clocks.

Why do we follow the practice, which was launched in Germany in 1916?

You may be the smartest young lady I have ever met.

Why, then, reputin Romance Languages course again?

Is not my brain capacity sufficient to learning new languages?

I do not know enough Spanish tilatakseni Taco Bell Brussels.

Is Morse a foreign language and the country, and can I vacation there?

You can do whatever you want.

But you can not keep your mouth shut.

- Slow down, Miss Chrysanthemum. - Professor Hagfish!

I need to make Alumni Hall, before these drinks are melting.

- There must not be used for parties. - Bunny was sleeping with Roy.

Roy Jay knows who knows Lee, who is familiar with Mike, which gave the keys.

- What? - Have a nice day.

- Wait! - See you in an hour.

They do not dare ...

Who's ready for a wet T-shirt -competition?

That's a lot of human beings.

Foam!

Wow, what tits.

Spike. Spike!

I brought the jelly.

- Sting! - To.

Give me a kiss. We've been here over an hour.

- Are those herpesrakkuloita? - Do not.

They are birth signs.

Chrissy!

- Where is PJ? - There lather.

- He's been pretty molop. - MOLO has his Brotherhood.

- MOLO is a Brotherhood symbol. - Is not it great party?

- Peekaboo! - Chrissy.

Check out which party. My head is all messed up.

When such a room is more than 90 people, the oxygen runs out.

I'll leave you.

- Can I say anything? - You do not.

I want a girlfriend who uses his mouth on one thing.

- I do not mean talking. - I tried to explain ...

Not interested. None of the guys do not care. Get out of here.

Whatever. Oh, my God!

Bambi! I guessed that it's you.

- Did you hear that? - What?

- Does it to you? - What do you whack?

How big does it grow?

Oh, my God! The campus police?

- Are those tampons? - Why it does not cease to speak?

- Who? - My dick!

- What have you pulled? - Can I get it?

Contact to tell the world what you know.

You will hear delusions, Spike.

My cock is selected.

Oh no! Hyyteldrinkkini.

Professor Hagfish here. Send someone over here right away.

Chrissy? Do you have a menkat?

Tampons!

I have to tell the world.

There is no real F***.

Pull them out.

Nobody has menkkoja. Red is the color of the food ...

Did someone say something? I'm not talking vajakkikielt.

I speak horopersiaa.

O-l-e-t-t-e s-y-v--l-t-.

You can not even having the cheek.

You do not hang out with the Brotherhood types, -

but muhinoitte with plumbers.

They were full of guys sexy.

They should not tamper with vessojamme pillujamme.

Or do you paskannatteko pimppinne through?

- You do not hear swallowing, Bunny. - I'm on a diet.

Hit yourself in the appearance, so I do not need.

And you're with the sister of the municipality, in order to avoid losing the scholarship.

But in each of your scholarship is in danger.

You, you and you. The equation is simple.

Deittailkaa Brotherhood of the law, then you will stay.

Otherwise, I hit you with a fist p*ssy and I will cast you out of my house, -

which I got from my mother 18-vuotissynttrilahjaksi.

Look, I got a new boyfriend.

You are so cute, PJ. I love you.

If you do not get a new boyfriend within the next 24 hours -

you will sell your egg cell, so that you can continue your studies.

You will have to sell pimppinne.

I do not even have an egg cells.

Then you can f*** all sink into the fingers.

Get the finger, and then do it again, horot!

"There is no egg cells. Pimpissni do not have anything."

Who boys dating for me? They think that I have menkat.

- I can not get out of here ever. - Terrible emergency pee!

I am forced to pee.

- Hello? Brad? - Get us out of here.

- I gotta get to pee. - Injuring as the urine.

- How to deliver you? - Open the latch.

This?

Advances have tosissanne.

- Well? - I could not to date her for you, even if I wanted to.

Father ordered a birthday present for my bride from Russia.

Girl fly off the handle when she sees this.

It is really depressing to be a virgin, who has herpes.

Oops. Sorry.

I make you a herpesvoiteen, if you do you get me a boyfriend.

You '. We are looking brotherhood of sorts.

Excuse me?

- What are you doing? - I force you to remove their bra.

Jeditempulla.

Jess! Se toimi.

I made anti-herpes -

and then dating for guys that are not interested in me at all.

I thought that I could find guy who tykkisi listen to me.

He would be hydrogen peroxide me.

Are all the good guys dead?

Is there one?

Huhuu?

Dr. Avon?

Woe to you, Pedro.

Dr. Avon?

Huhuu?

Stay away from! I've been training taekwondo east Africans.

Pelastit minutes.

Are you a Doctor of Avon's new assistant? I have not met you.

And I do not "chemistry father," Antoine de Lavoisier.

He was executed in 1794, that he would be difficult to meet.

Lavoisier on

huulipunamallistoni nimi.

Kosmetiikkatuotteeni adorn -

and also slow down the degeneration of cells.

See.

You have been real easy to talk to.

What is your name?

Probably you are suffering from dehydration. I'll get the water. The bill is on me.

These are a bit like a date.

What a beautiful evening.

Is not it awesome in cannabis, THC substance?

My brother Spike to burn all variations of grass.

He lives in a dormitory on the other side of campus.

And I thought that chivalry is dead.

Thank you could you take me home. See you tomorrow at the lab.

Bye.

Wait!

I do not even know your name.

Rigo Fabian, vuosikurssi 1985.

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