The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #2

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
 
IMDB:
3.7
UNRATED
Year:
2014
91 min
Website
259 Views


"Kemianopiskelija

Rigo Fabian kuoli" -

"Doing laboratory experiments with Pierre Avon."

Flowers?

Dr. Avon!

- Tell Rigo Fabian. - Who?

- According to this, he is dead. - I do not know that man.

Doctor!

- He brought me home. - Did he escape from here?

- So you know him. Rigo! - Shh!

All right, I'll tell you.

- But do not breathlessly here. - I can keep my mouth shut.

Can you?

We have to go back to -

The year of the Lord 1985.

Rigo was the best student of mine. He helped develop the machine -

which extend human life.

He was like my own son.

He was so dedicated to his head for mixing -

that developed its own cannabis variety.

It was so strong that Romero came to the cloud exposure to smoke.

Awesome!

I did not know that Rigo was also a pothead.

Bongimestari. Hatsis maksimus.

Jointtijtk. Dr. Ruohonen.

One evening, Rigo was around the cloud -

and thought zombikonetta dorm jet.

The device was launched, and then began to happen.

Marijuana mixed with Rigon DNA and caused a chemical reaction.

The best pupils became ...

- A zombie. - And her cat, too.

Romero jumped into the plane at the last moment.

But Rigo's really cute.

Of course! Marijuana mixed with hybrid DNA -

to keep her strong and young.

Buns your searches Chrissy.

You do not smell the dead.

Is that kurpitsapiiraan fragrance?

It is a blend of nutmeg, cinnamon and Old spice.

I got the recipe many years ago when I dated Julia Childs.

Rigon substance is injected into the sebaceous glands.

On both sides. He is a neat young man.

He used floss after every meal.

Have you ever bitten anyone?

One of the very unfortunate incident -

occurred in a nightclub in 1986.

It was Christmas Eve, and Rigo went to a nightclub.

Young woman cast her eyes on him -

and wrapped him captivated. Rigo bit the woman.

Woman bitten someone else, and everyone started to bite each other -

until the nightclub was full of zombies.

The new wave of music died because of Rigon -

and he no longer afraid to go out.

He is afraid of purevansa someone, if nervous.

So he lives here.

Does he eat people?

No, only in laboratory rats.

But they will die anyway.

Marijuana is the decisive factor.

It dilutes Rigon blood lust.

Whenever he makes a mind to indulge in -

he gets raw chopped liver. It's his favorite food.

But he is so endearing.

Oh my God, this is terrible!

Are you off the upset simply because he is dead?

It does not matter whether he is a zombie. He is not the sort of brotherhood.

If I do not find the kind of brotherhood in the next 24 hours -

I lose my scholarship.

My heart, I would already be lost.

If not, then ...

Chrissy! I do not wait to get rid of this.

For the cream on one condition.

What is the face of that effort?

Huhuu? Texts, texts.

Ladies and gentlemen, here speaks Professor Hagfish.

I have important things to notice in this week's events -

Ziering University.

Vilkaistaan rooms.

It's perfect.

The first event is -

be the second annual lingerie running.

Dismantled clothing will be donated to charity.

And then the annual beauty contest.

The winner will receive -

kaksitehoruiskeen Dr. Daniels, a plastic surgeon's office.

I participated in the races themselves.

It is a pathetic case is finally gone.

Will Chrissy still my lesson and he gives a hand treatments?

I do not. And then put it back.

- I do not. You know the rules. - I want to introduce one person.

- He's talking to himself again. - Come on in.

- What the f***? - This is the Rigo Fabian.

The newest member of ZBE Brotherhood and my boyfriend.

That dude needs the sun.

Votes are given, and the school's cutest couple is -

Christina Chrysantemum

ja Rigo Fabian.

"ZBE is now the most popular Brotherhood Ziering University's history."

I look like a real moloplt.

It is time to put an end to this power couple.

- F*** them! - Do not annoy me.

We have to manipulate Rigon and Chrissy nut.

Tein kannabiksella

hystettyj suklaapaloja.

Chrissy will be so high on drugs that will do what we want.

As to deceive Rigoa.

- Grow your cock and f*** me. - I'm trying.

Like marry paahtopaistileip, with molten cheese.

- 1, 2! 1, 2! - I'm inside.

I am inside.

Please wait ... MOLO forever and ever!

That it took something like two minutes.

Two minutes? It is a personal record.

Drop alkkarinne in the name of charity.

The race will start in five minutes.

- This is an underwear running. - I do not wear underwear.

Oh yeah. Neither do I.

Who is ready to suck and blow the game?

- I liked that. - It was a dirty trick.

Today eaten delicacies. Congratulations spimmlle pair.

- Are not you jealous? - Why would I be jealous of you?

Cut up these chocolate pieces.

Introduce me houses, Rigo. It was an architecture magazine.

- But ... - Shh!

- You are now the GM with the EU. - I do not want to be.

Although the name is Bambi ...

Im called "rancid Temmelsreksi".

Chocolate is a natural anti-oxidants ...

- Chrissy?

- No?

Bring your tastes seepranpaskalta.

Wait Rigo! I'm really sorry.

You are f***ing hard.

Come back.

The third installment, now let's go.

You do not have to be stoned to want this body.

And you're at it, except my ex.

I now have a new man, and you two are quite different.

Whoops! They are not there. Do not worry, I eat pills.

Did you sleep with Bambi?

- Stop that poked in. - For the full pyllysi wounds.

- Get your hands off, PJ! - Are you going to hit? Do it!

Calm down. High noradrenaline and cortisol ...

Be quiet! It makes you want to hit your face up.

What's new record attendance today, dude?

What are you going to do? Bite me?

- Are you going to hit me? - Rigo need to calm down.

Does that guy pulls a cloud before a fight?

10 seconds left.

- Do not condescend to this, Rigo. - Do it!

- You do not know what he can do. - X, X, Y.

Come on, albiinomulkero.

Anna tulla! Pure!

Huutakaa B! Huutakaa I!

Huutakaa B! Huutakaa...

- What am I tavasin? - Your name.

- It is two letters. - It is hell your name!

- Give me a break. - You're right.

Bibi!

Are you ready?

3, 2, run!

What are we going to do?

I think I should run.

What the f*** did you do?

Are you okay, PJ?

No problem, let's get you Dr. Avon creates.

Where's the goat's food is?

My neck! Please help!

Please help! Blood burst into the point.

I removed the price tags, so that I could return the suit.

F***ing ZBE-boys and their stupid bileens.

F*** off it. And the smell f*** you too.

- Did someone say the V-word? - Do not come here.

Brotherhood of the houses are over there!

How's it going, PJ?

Zombie virus is an insane sociological side-effect!

They might be monsters, but they are still students.

They will continue the same stupid rvellyst -

and socially bold use than when human beings.

We do not have to worry as long as they feel comfortable.

They just do not get to leave the house.

What is that?

Oh gosh!

Go away! Do not come here.

Go away!

Get out of here.

Die, mulkero.

Do not touch these. My grandfather paid them.

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