The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #3

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
 
IMDB:
3.7
UNRATED
Year:
2014
91 min
Website
254 Views


Thank you, sweetie.

Use this as a weapon, Bunny.

I f***ed zombies. Pull your hand!

Show tissisi, Becky!

Zombies may death of my chest means.

I promise that it will work!

That's it.

Tits!

Return to KY-house, and do not let anyone inside.

We have to go KY-house.

They come.

Oh, my God!

What the hell is that?

They do not stop.

What the hell is going on here?

- The doors must be kept locked. - Oh, my God!

No one is locked out. Out to celebrate it.

Do you realize how much you complain of boredom?

Do you realize how embarrassed you are?

What now? Is pimppini really big?

Perhaps the Sandvich leave residues, as pimppini is so big.

Eat me, if you are going to just stand there with open mouth.

Eat me!

Oh, my God!

We have to apply for Spike.

What's the matter, honey? This is ruohosi. Calm down.

You're better than the others.

You are my hero. You saved me, and you can save again.

Let's go!

Be A safety measures, so as not to fall prey to the zombies.

Do not move in areas that have had attacks.

Mene it.

- Call for help, a professor of Hagfish. - Do you smoke marijuana, young man?

- You have to get out of here. - Not have to.

You have to go to the library, if someone's got to do something.

Or reputanko you?

The library? Oh, my God!

Morons.

- Zombies are coming! - Shh.

- Zombies are coming from. - Do they have a visitor badge?

I dislike cramming for exams. I wish I could cram this information kallooni.

Rigo?

Rigo!

Rigo?

Adolf! Is that a student's car?

Can you look at, whether in the center console coins?

Or chewing gum?

Or maybe a soda?

- Yes. - Does not it?

Good evening, then.

Huhuu?

I am so close to vakivirkaa that I can taste it.

Who's there?

Huhuu?

Imagination gallops.

Tell me now.

Stop it, boys.

You can not do this.

This is an abuse of the elderly.

Who are you ...?

Oh no! Too late.

Spike?

- Spike? - Bye, Systeri.

- Take this. - You are right.

Loistokondiksessa. These are my friends.

They're not your friends. They are zombies.

What?

And no.

Pizzatoimitus.

It makes 7.50.

Are you going to pay for it?

Let's say that you're right.

- What we do? - Let's get out.

Let's get out before they become munchies.

- I'll mess grasses. - Leave them!

I paid good money for these.

- Come on, Rigo! - I think he'll be fine.

No.

- What now? - Oh, Jesus!

- It does not let go. - I'll help.

This is not Kentucky.

- To get you to a doctor. - But I'm so young!

To the hospital. You're gonna be all right.

Chrissy, ksi...

It f***ed me with his finger.

Come on.

The last competitor Swimsuit Competition is -

neiti Honey St. Bunny.

Bunny is ... a devout carnivore.

He likes long, dark, and dead men.

He appreciates lover, who looks soft side.

Especially insides.

- Women ... - Get out before we noticed.

Next, it's time for a question and answer section.

Miss Bambi Hrnpalli.

Famine is an ongoing problem.

What is your solution to it?

Good good.

Nurse Escandalo?

Did we come at a bad time?

And this is happening at service stations toilets.

Come on.

What's the matter?

Yeah, my ass is the zombie's hand.

You have received a valuable lesson.

Now I know where the prostate is.

Let's get you in shape.

- Outside, there are zombies ... - A nice story.

I'll take care of one crisis at a time, and now it is your friend's hand in my ass.

There is talk of salts later.

Rigo! Are you okay?

Oh no! Do not Cry.

I know that the intention was not to cause all of this.

You just lost your temper.

I too have lost my temper.

I told the age of five to the mother that I would microscope.

When he did not buy it, I said that I did not want to see him anymore.

He died that night, a hand massage device in an accident.

I can not ever ask for forgiveness from my mother.

But of this we can fix it.

We can make things better footing.

You Rigo!

- That came in handy. - How can you think about sex?

It was a medical procedure.

- I have to go back to the lab. - Two henkosta yet.

There must be some way to change the zombies back into humans.

Last Stressasin saw a lot of exam week.

Contact this. You long for something more relaxing.

Every fourth student has chlamydia.

"College student is ..." Gonorrhea?

That it is the answer!

- Gonorrhea? Tell it to them. - I know how zombies are changed.

We gotta get out.

Maybe they do not want me, if I acquired a sexually transmitted disease.

I'm not that kind of girl.

What should I do so that I could get gonorrhea?

Pull naked before the zombies come.

What are you doing? You are not gay.

Cut off the hand f***ed me with his finger. I can go on until the end.

Let's escape through the back door!

I do not want to die.

Do not kill me.

Do not eat it, please.

If this works, I apply for postgraduate studies.

I can not wait, I can tell that Dr. Avon.

Dr. Avon?

Dr. Avon!

Dr. Avon?

Do not shoot or move around.

Scared so that the fire clays lahkeeseen.

- Where is the toilet? - Over there.

Jesus, what a day.

- Do you know what my problem is? - Kynsinauhakrampit?

To complicate things too much. Can you shut the door kropallasi?

I know how to improve zombivirus.

The elastic film is too thick, a command to keep the cell to relax.

Pilveni!

For this reason, soothing marijuana to suppress Rigon blood lust.

But how do you get the drug from the cloud?

If the virus spreads through the saliva, why I'm not a zombie?

I have changed a lot of spit with Rigon -

and other bodily fluids, by mutual consent.

Why I am not a zombie?

- You gave me too much information. - Read my lips.

Literally.

The answer is meikkimallistoni. I thought Preparatory something pretty -

but took particular huuliini hyaluronic acid and peptide B3 -

with oat bran and wheat germ.

Together with the marijuana they prevent the zombie virus spread -

and turn their symptoms on their heads.

- Are you sure that it works? - There is only one way to find it.

Bring me a zombie.

I hope this works.

A key ingredient Meikkimallistoni is estrogen.

- I'm sexy. - Physical education teachers.

Correct the thing, Chrissy.

I need to make estrogen-secreting hormones into non-toxic -

so that I can refute gender reassignment process.

Spike! Go to watch the door.

The bolt that no more zombies get inside.

We need to fix the thing -

or all the students look from the Russian female gymnasts from whom.

Okay, I'm trying to think.

- Think faster! - I'm trying.

- Brad?

- Olen nyt Brad Lee Ann.

Herpes has disappeared completely. It is the answer!

Marijuana soothing properties -

and the development of anti-herpes are the perfect combination.

This may have an adverse reaction to Botulism or suffering from polio.

- Dr. Avon? - What?

Search Romero.

It worked.

Used in serum Rigoon -

so that he can help us to fight against zombies.

All right.

To paskiainen?

The body f***ed me today with his finger.

Suosikkihousuissani

on paskatahroja.

And all the good ruohoni is at the end -

because you haisevahengityksiset and keskustelukyvyttmt -

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