The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #4
you do not PREVENT Santa, even though you paid for it.
Who among you will replace this stuff?
I thought so. Implement smell.
A as orange, B as the bazaar.
And I'm a tiger, to whom Siegfried & Roy lost.
Spray you Rigoa agent. Is not this what you have wanted.
- Change him back into a human. - Do you love me as man?
I am in my love for you?
What are you waiting for, Chrissy?
Damn! It was good stuff.
Are you the guys there you are, girls?
Until I die, I'm KY, tastier than gingerbread untouched.
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
I've been waiting a long time that I would hear what you have to say. Speak!
- Why is he talking about? - He is French.
Did not you know it?
I knew that I forgot to tell you something Rigosta.
Rigo was an exchange student from France. He studied here in scholarship.
Whack, or is this dude the cleanest bastards on earth?
Rigo turned into a zombie, before he understood English.
Virus froze his brain, and he never learned English.
That is, he is not the whole period could not read or understand English?
That is, the whole time everyone gets along -
he has not understood anything, what I have said to him?
Pull yourself together!
You have an overactive woman, and you will not be able to communicate with men.
We must stop the zombies before they leave campus.
Calm down and do not be so hysterical!
ijisty and behave like a woman.
Take a Valium and skarppaa.
I've calmed down.
- Why did you do that? - I do not know.
I'm high. Oh, hell.
I made these hynteismyrkkypulloista zombintorjunta weapons.
This is almost as much fun as a phone sex.
Do not waste serum.
Examination of works that really.
Hold it!
Now, I'm ready.
Behind it all is a woman.
That was easy.
This is why I do not follow the crowd species.
We need to split up.
I do not know how this could work.
I can not even look at the "Moulin Rouge" to the end.
Oh, how sweet. The real-life soap opera.
We need to leave the Brotherhood of houses.
Let's go hoitelemaan guys for free.
Hei, horot!
- This gas panettaa. - Same here.
You're a sick sexy.
This is still hot.
Freedom.
Brotherhood. Equality.
Fantastic!
- Is there more gas? - It is.
This is hard to say, but without you -
I think there should have been a woman who I was today.
What? What's the matter?
Oh, my God! I have to take Botox ruiskeeni.
No, your body is clearly too much BOTOX.
The serum is reacting negatively clostridia ...
Speak English, do not f***ing loser language.
Zombilke and Botox do not like each other.
But they made me beautiful. Change me back.
- Why? - A zombie.
Nucleotide sequences and the DNA sequences are combined with correctly.
I'd rather be dead than ugly. Do you understand?
Get out of the way!
Are you hungry? Say something.
- What lasts? - You are immune.
- You can not change into a zombie. - F***ing moron!
You suck.
- I'm really sorry, Bambi! - You did this on purpose.
I swear that I did not do.
- Well maybe a little. - Change me back.
Onset of immunity may be lifted only by feeding your body the code -
programmed zombikoneeseen.
Zombikoneeseen?
- Please. - Lopeta!
We do not understand each other.
We would say no, even if we speak of, we would like to talk about.
Everything has changed. We do not know each other anymore.
So our thing is over.
- Chrissy? - He is not the right man for me.
Do you want a pet or a boyfriend? Think about what you are giving up.
- Do you have a bubble gum, Avon? - Of course.
Do you like this for a moment?
Wrong pocket.
Life zombikoneelle minut.
You heard correctly. And you're in it, the Frenchman!
I'll blow her brains out and you will be too.
That is, the movement of the joints. You, too, mulkero.
Sacre bleu!
- Do not, Bambi! - Walk.
Right now!
Get in the car. Hi Chrissy? Learn to keep your mouth shut.
- Rigo! - Do not worry.
- He will soon be the same. - I do not want that, he is a zombie.
The machine can kill Rigon.
Drive on, old bastard.
You look like Margaret Truman.
Wait Rigo!
- Purivatko zombies with you? - Worse.
Hat them my back.
- I've done stunts for 9 times. - 10th time lucky says.
Is this not more?
Have you used the serum yourself?
- Why are you talking about hard? - A terrible famine.
I could eat nachos.
- And cheese. - What's the matter?
They could not resist the manly my body.
I've made a terrible mistake.
Cheer up. Zombies have almost disappeared.
- We cleaned the corners. - The problem has been corrected.
- I need to get labraani. - Let's go to the scooter.
Let's go to your mother's car, Kamikaze.
I got to borrow it, just because of time until he gets to prison.
- Give me the keys. - It is the only four-door sedan.
We have to save Rigo.
- Mom likes the car more than me. - We do not have to worry.
His mother's car is invalid. We need some big.
And the huge and long. The campus is full of zombies.
Exactly.
We will change this SUV zombintappokoneeksi.
Please confirm your structures amorphous material.
Lift the car air, -
so that we can draw guns shafts.
For ye masturbaatiopstj own ajallanne.
Let's go hoitelemaan that b*tch.
Out of the car.
- Just impossible to hustle. - Keep your mouth shut.
Go to hell for it.
- Close your mouth. - Close mouth itsellesi vain.
Attack!
Come on.
- Step inside. - He does not understand English.
Well, then rotate.
Enter you.
I need zombipoikaa restore me into a zombie.
Die, mulkero! I do not give a sh*t about you.
Oh, my God!
Zombikaasu panettaa.
- Oh, my God! - These zombies are wild.
I'll go over here.
- I'm coming. - It comes.
- I'm coming! - It comes, it comes.
- I'm coming! - It comes!
We need adequate air pressure to produce a torque on the machine.
- What are you talking about? - Do not you want to know how it works?
Do I look like that it cares?
The movement joints!
Menkat would begin.
Are you okay?
We save you, honey.
We will be with you, Chrissy!
No, this is my battle.
Oh, how romantic.
Do not be sad.
I soon zombikuningatar and you rotting knights.
Hei, an hour!
You need a facelift.
Yellow teeth!
- Contact Rigo out of the machine. - I can not do that.
- You need to open that door. - I can not.
F*** you!
Do not try it.
- Open the door and get out of the Rigo. - I can not.
You need to shut your mouth for once and listen.
Believe me, even Rigo likes this.
I do not want this to end.
You loved me, even if you understood what I said.
I know that now.
You tried to talk to me, but I did not listen to this.
Ultimately -
our relationship with the zombie was me, not you.
Rigo?
I love you.
- We have to leave. - We can not leave Rigoa.
Rigon has to be within the machine so that he can use it.
- I use it. - No way.
He's trying to save the world because of you.
Hold it! I want to be a zombie.
You're a dead b*tch, if you stay here.
I can not live with this the sidelines.
- Go to hell. - Wait!
It for you!
Spike!
Rigo?
Oh, my God! Did you see?
Rigo, and ...
Awesome.
PJ?
- PJ-gold? - Grandma?
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