The Coed and the Zombie Stoner Page #5

Synopsis: When a nerdy sorority girl falls in love with a zombie, it's only a matter of time before a zombie apocalypse is unleashed on campus. The sorority girl discovers that weed is the cure--now she must smoke out the entire school before it's too late.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
 
IMDB:
3.7
UNRATED
Year:
2014
91 min
Website
254 Views


I here, Bambi.

That is not worthy of me, that is, bye.

I'm alive.

Where is Rigo?

You are not dead.

You are not dead.

And you're not a zombie. You are you.

How can I talk to him when he does not understand?

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Great! I have so much to say.

And I want you to tell me things.

How do you say "I love you"?

F*** me with a French sausage.

Porn setting was on. Please try again.

How do you say "I love you"?

I love you.

All right.

Rigo, I love you.

I love you, Chrissy.

Oh, how cute.

- I'm only 20 years old! - There's a lecherous old men.

- They are really nice. - I'll eat your baby, b*tch!

He must take it easy.

Someone has to feed her cat.

- Me. - Me.

- Do you like orgies? - Share tykknk?

Did I teach you biology last semester?

- So you are no longer my student. - I do not like that.

Come on out of there!

Who's there?

Is someone there?

- What kind of movies you like? - Oh, sh*t!

Come on, I want to undress!

I want to go vilauttelemaan tits.

- Is that a zombie? - It seems to be in need of sleep.

It is the dick veins.

- Do you like to f*** the dead? - He looks like a alaperseeltni.

YK!

I want to do this for a living.

This is the best day ever.

Oh, my God!

This is a decent acting.

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