The Comedians Page #3
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the new minister,
starts today under very sad auspices.
- Such a tragedy about poor Dr. Philipot.
- Yes.
However, knowing the new minister,
I don't think he'll be unduly downhearted.
- No acidity, you say?
- Positively none.
- And the taste?
- Plain and simple.
Nourishing but with no ugly sense
of repletion.
- No?
- No.
Tell me, what exactly is wrong
with acidity, Mr. Smith?
I speak in ignorance.
You see, we Haitians are accustomed
to the wines and haute cuisine of France.
from the human body,
And stop the world?
I was not speaking of love, Mr. Brown.
Anyway, you've come
to a vegetarian country.
95% of the people
can't afford meat or fish.
Mr. Brown exaggerates.
This is a very ambitious project.
I take it you have sufficient funds?
This letter of introduction
from your late predecessor,
Monsieur Philipot,
will explain our financial position.
Yes, Monsieur Philipot,
a most lamented man, sir,
and honored by all his colleagues.
Yes, so I understand.
My wife and I
will attend his funeral tomorrow.
Half a million dollars!
Yes, sir, we have sufficient support.
Every great project is welcomed
by the Haitian government.
Please come this way, and I'll show you.
We also are idealists, Mr. Smith.
The new city of Duvalierville.
The shopping center. The banking center.
The cathedral.
The school of art.
There we might be able to find
an appropriate site for your center.
If it will suit you, I will take you
to Duvalierville myself this afternoon.
You are very kind, sir.
And what is that splendid
rectangular structure on the left?
- Oh, that?
- It looks like a police barracks.
But perhaps with a vegetable diet
the police will be rendered unnecessary,
which brings us
to a rather more difficult matter.
Yes?
A friend of Mr. Smith's has been arrested.
We'd like to know the reason.
An Englishman called Jones.
An Englishman?
Now, that is something
for the Minister of the Interior.
Perhaps a word from Your Excellency...
in another department.
Mr. Smith, as a political leader,
will understand that.
You can find out the charge, I suppose?
- Charge?
- Charge.
Charge.
There will not necessarily be a charge.
Well, about our little trip this afternoon,
if you could be ready at 2:00?
until I've seen and spoken to Mr. Jones.
- But this is not my affair.
- Make it your affair, sir.
After all, Mr. Smith
is a former presidential candidate
of the United States.
Be reasonable.
The prison isn't open
to anyone at any time.
It is not a rest house, Mr. Smith.
Sometimes, a prisoner misbehaves.
The police have to defend themselves.
- Leave this to me, Mr. Smith.
Your Excellency, Mr. Smith would like
to leave this small compensation
for any damage that Mr. Jones may
have inflicted on one of your policemen.
Have a word with your colleagues.
I will do what I can, but it may take time.
I will not go to Duvalierville
until I've seen him.
As long as the President
is not personally interested,
I am sure I can persuade my colleagues.
Well, well, look who's here.
- Take the bed, Mr. Smith.
- And you?
I'll stick to the bucket.
I'm a bit stiff in the joints.
You seem to have been resisting arrest.
Oh, that's their story, old man.
Can I have a fag?
- No filter tips?
- No, no.
Never mind. I like to guard my health.
- Take the packet.
- Oh, thanks a lot.
Light?
- Have a cigarette.
- Oh, thank you.
Things have taken a turn for the better.
At tiffin, they gave me beans,
and a doctor chap came
and worked on me.
Oh, wizard job.
What are you charged with?
Well, I think
I must have had the wrong contact.
They call this thing a bed?
Oh, I've dossed down
in many worse places.
- Where, for instance?
At least, there are no leeches here,
no Japs creeping up on you.
That must have been
a very terrible experience, Mr. Jones.
Oh, not so terrible, Mr. Smith.
There were compensations.
Comradeship.
And then I had a special talent,
which made me in great demand
among the jungle bashers.
I could smell water from far off,
like a native.
That saved my life once.
No one else came back to tell the tale.
What tale could that have been?
You won't appreciate my point of view,
Mr. Jones. I'm a pacifist.
Anyway, we've got to get you out of here.
There must be something we can do.
Well, if either of you
have got an envelope, by any chance?
An envelope? Well, all I have is a used one.
Oh, wizard! I can readdress it.
Your name on it will carry weight
with the big boys.
You've had quite a few predecessors
in here.
For the moment,
I'm only concerned with number one.
Ogoun Feraille, the voodoo God of war.
Somebody prayed to him for help.
Obviously, the god didn't arrive in time.
When you get home, old man,
would you seal this again
- and have it delivered pronto?
- Yes, all right.
Do you know
who this letter is addressed to?
No.
The personal secretary of Papa Doc,
President Duvalier himself.
I wonder what our friend is up to?
Think you ought to get involved?
Mrs. Smith and I
where human rights are concerned.
I am involved.
Sometimes I think I envy you.
Let's get out of here.
No vegetarian center
has ever been built before on this scale.
- First, a restaurant with a first-class chef.
- Specialty nut cutlets?
There's quite an art
in what you call nut cutlets, Mr. Brown.
Then there'll be a library,
a lecture hall, a cinema.
We will supply free documentary films,
of course.
Several other ministers will have
to be satisfied, but that can be arranged.
Then perhaps one day,
we may even build a theater in the round
for vegetarian drama.
Something will have to be done
about this road.
We had a bad typhoon season.
Isn't that so, Mr. Brown?
This is the finest highway in Haiti,
Mr. Smith.
Well...
I want the President and his ministers
to attend a gala opening
and take the first vegetarian meal
as an example to his people
in the great new city of Duvalierville.
There is Duvalierville.
Where are the people?
The inhabitants of the old village
were ignorant peasants.
We've returned them to the hills.
We hope to continue construction
next year.
This city will be an example
of elegant living
and a monument
to our President's greatness.
I'm very nervous about Mr. Smith.
They've been gone for six hours.
Very bad road, ma'am.
Monsieur Smith okay.
once before in Mississippi.
There was a white policeman there
as wicked as any of your Tontons.
I thought Mr. Smith would strike him,
and he doesn't believe in violence,
only love.
But love is awfully hard sometimes.
- Oh, well.
- Yes, ma'am.
This is Barmene, Joseph.
Three teaspoons to a cup.
- Yes, ma'am. And sugar?
No, no sugar.
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