The Cookout Page #2
to buy a house.
He's gonna be able
to buy some new timbs.
He's gonna be able
to buy a Timex.
He's gonna be able to buy
an 8-track like mine.
He's gonna be able to buy
a thousand-pack Annihilators.
Yo, listen, listen.
I got an idea.
I heard that a pair
went for 3 g's on Ebay.
Alls we got to do...
is get a pair of
sneakers to Todd-
Forget that.
We're gonna take...
a bunch of sneakers
to Todd...
get him to sign them...
then we're gonna
put it on Ebay...
get phat money.
You understand what
I'm saying now?
Yeah. You think
he'll do it?
Do I think he'll do it?
He better do it...
unless he wants this
gat in his mouth.
You said...
You said gat or gut?
Come on, man.
I let my moms
hold it today, man.
Let's go.
That boy's gonna be
the next Michael Jordan.
That's right, Pop.
That's it!
If you had spent
a little more time...
working with your son
on his jump shot...
maybe he could have been
the next Michael Jordan.
Ma, come on. Relax, Ma.
I just want to be a doctor.
A doctor?
Boy, doctors
don't make no money...
unless they're on E.R.
OK, super.
Todd, I can get you
$5 million...
if you tattoo
a peacock logo...
to the back
of your head.
Damn.
I'm not tattooing
no peacock...
on the back
of my head, man.
Right, right.
That's a bad idea.
Nonetheless,
with the team contract...
and other potential
future endorsements...
you're gonna be in the 40
to $50 million neighborhood.
Is that gross or net?
Where did you come from?
Have we met?
Is she with us?
Anyway, you're gonna be able
to have more things...
than you have ever
dreamed of!
And you're gonna be able...
to give back
to the community...
and you're gonna be able
to help your parents...
just like we always
talked about.
I love this kid!
Mr...
Reilly.
Yes. Excuse me.
It's good to know
that even though Todd...
is getting
his $30 million contract...
he won't forget about
his family values.
That right?
Don't go changing
on us, baby.
I want you to be smart
with your money.
Come here. You got
something on your face.
Yeah, Mama can get rid
of any blemish.
Look, don't worry, Ma.
All I want to do is
take care of the family.
I won't change.
Hey, Jamal,
what up, baby?
Oh, sh...
Aw, man.
Choke!
Baby T got
his first ride.
You only got drafted
two days ago...
and you ran out
and bought that?
Come on.
With a DVD player
and a video game?
Man, get in the car, man.
What's wrong with you, man?
Let's get out of here, man.
My cuz in his
first ride, man.
What's up, boy?
Yo, what's up, cuz?
So I'm telling Todd,
I'm, like, listen.
You see this here?
This is no good.
This will never work.
See this...
This is no good for the shot,
no good for the shot.
What you got to do is...
you got to have them
like this.
You got to spread
your fingers...
so you get that good
rotation on the ball.
I taught him all that
right here on this court...
and look where it got him.
Ah, stop gaming.
You know Todd Andersen?
What do you think
I taught him
everything he knows...
right here on this court.
Todd learned from me-
Bling, baby.
Yo, Wheeze, tell them
how me and Todd go back...
like cornrows, man.
So, what's next, cuz?
You gonna get
a crib in Mount Claire?
Nah, I ain't
trying to do that.
I'm trying to stay here
with my peoples.
This is where I belong.
This is where they want me.
Break, break!
Yo, we got next.
Todd Andersen.
What's a rich boy like you
doing around here, man...
trying to play ball with
his hood brothers, man?
Come on. Whatever, man.
It ain't even like that.
I'm just trying to play
ball with my homeys.
We already got a team, baby.
Some real street ballers, baby.
Nah, nah. Let him play.
Let him play.
He thinks he's the man, trying
to come out here and show off.
Needs to be taught a lesson.
Yo, chill. Why y'all
tripping, man?
We're just trying
to play ball.
Y'all know me. I've been playing
ball here my whole life.
You know what?
I'm tripping, right?
Yo, "D" up, man.
$30 million man.
That's what
I'm talking about.
Let's do it, baby. Whatever.
Yo, get over there, man.
Look. Hey.
I need the sneaks.
Yo. Give me your sneakers.
I ain't giving you jack.
What did you say?
Give me your sneakers
right now.
And that goes for all y'all.
All right, all right.
My plan's about
to take effect.
Get these sneakers.
Get that.
You got it? You got it?
You got that, Wheeze?
All right, remember
what I taught you now.
Spread your fingers.
You could be something.
Give it to them.
Let's go, boys.
I'm taking your bet!
Give it to him.
Give it to him.
Here, boy.
I know you got me.
I know you got me.
We'll take that.
Your money's good.
Let's go.
Let's go, boys.
What's good?
That's what
I'm talking about.
That's what I'm
talking about!
Play some "D."
I know you got me.
I'm talking.
Yo! Hold up!
Yo! What are you
doing, man?
You can't foul me
like that!
What, baby? What?
What?
Keep walking!
We're the real warriors!
You go play ball with
those pimpin' punks!
on the way out!
I swear. I never
been no sucker, man.
So what, man? Let's go.
Yo, Todd Andersen.
My main man.
Holler at your boy.
It's Bling, baby.
Wait. Did he just hit me
with the head nod?
Yeah.
He didn't just hit me
with the head nod?
I told y'all he didn't
know Todd Andersen.
Can we have
our sneakers back?
They're my sneakers now.
Get the sneakers, Wheeze.
Yeah. The sneakers.
Good evening, Madam.
A spot of tea?
Jojo!
What's wrong, baby?
Jojo, what's this white man
doing in my house?
Jeeves? Hey, he's
a gift from Todd.
And that's not all.
Come see.
What the hell?
And he got us
a large-screen TV...
with surround sound
and a picture in a picture.
Hey, I can watch
Sanford and Son...
and Todd play ball
at the same time.
What is that smell?
Neck bones
and collard greens...
per Mr. Andersen's request.
May I be of service
to you, Madam?
Madam?
You don't know me.
My name is Emma...
Lady Em,
or Mrs. Andersen, OK?
You just stay out
of my way.
And most importantly,
stay out of my kitchen!
I don't know about...
no neck bones
and collard greens.
As you wish,
Madam Lady Em.
God, this is insane.
And why is it
so cold in here?
Hey, our brand-new
industrial air conditioner.
Hey, Emma, we don't
have to ever stick...
to the plastic
on the furniture again.
Mr. Jojo, sir.
Whoa!
Neck bones and collard
greens are served.
Thank you, Jeeves.
Just find me
some hot sauce...
and I'll be with you
in a second.
Tabasco
or Red Rooster, sir?
Well, how about
a pinch of each?
Yes, sir.
Well... ha ha ha!
A pinch of each.
These are my flowers.
These are mine.
These are my flowers.
They're my flowers.
This is my house!
My house!
This is great.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
This is so exciting!
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