The Cooler
Where's Bernie?
They're killing us.
We need him here right away.
Yeah!
Come on, baby.
Come on, come on!
Come on!
Seven out.
Oh, man!
Come to Papa--
Hey, what the hell? !
God damn it, that's supposed
to be an $800 jackpot.
Afternoon, Doris.
- Hey.
Got any cream?
- Sure.
Oh, sh*t.
- Oh, it doesn't matter.
Dewar's and--
F***!
Dewar's and water, please.
Hi, Natalie.
Hey...
- Bernie.
Sh*t, motherf***er!
Yeah, Bernie.
Yo, Doris, have you seen
Shelly around?
at the tables tonight.
I've been on skid row all week.
You didn't settle up
with me last night.
No? You sure?
F***, I was way under.
It's been like an AA convention
around here.
I'll make it up to you tonight,
I promise.
Where have I
heard that before?
If I see Shelly, I'll tell him...
- Thanks.
...that you're looking for him.
Conway, party of 11.
Please check your reservation
in the Paradise Lounge.
Hey, Bernie,
Shelly needs you on 11.
All right.
Let's do the Chivas Regal.
And have that--
the one working
the nickel slots...
by the Paradise.
He wants her out on the tables.
All right.
I'll take care of it.
Great shot.
How about that?
Hi. It's you, right?
Yeah, over here.
Joe said
You say something
to Shelly?
Um-hmm.
Wow, that was fast.
Thanks.
Don't mention it.
It's over here.
I'll win you a fortune
on five and nine.
Did you order
the Chivas Regal?
Hey, back off, will you, pal?
Can't you see I got a roll here?
Seven out, line away.
- That motherf***er.
Thanks for the bet, folks.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.
Oh! Shoot!
Better luck next time.
Ah-hh.
Shelly, they're here.
- Relax, Shorty.
Hey. Nicky, you didn't tell me
you were coming.
You think I don't wash up
after going to the john, huh?
Forget about it. You look like
a million bucks. How are you?
I would have sent the car.
No, we figured
we'd surprise you.
Anytime, Nicky, anytime.
I know that, partner.
Shelly, let me
introduce you to our...
brightest VP here.
This is Larry Sokolov.
His numbers guy,
Marty Goldfarb.
How do you do, Shelly?
Can I get you
something to drink?
I'd love a vodka tonic,
thanks.
...comes out of the
confessional and she...
says, 'Move over,
I have to gargle.'
So Nicky,
what brings you to town?
Shelly, I've got
a smart kid here.
He's got some good ideas...
about how to revitalize
the Shangri-La.
Revitalize? What are
you talking about?
We did $35 million last year.
Nicky:
Why don't youjust hear the kid out, huh?
Shelly, I want you to
know that I have...
nothing but the utmost
respect for you.
You've done a
tremendous job with...
the Shangri-La over
the last 16 years.
I don't think anybody
can dispute that.
Nicky:
Yeah, nobody doubts
that, Shell.
But the business has changed.
Just take a look at the Strip,
you'll see what
I'm talking about.
What?
You mean that Disneyland
mookfest out there? Huh?
Come on, you know
what that is?
Huh? That's a f***ing violation
is what that is.
It's something that used
to be beautiful.
It used to have class,
like a gorgeous
high-priced hooker...
with an exclusive clientele.
Then along comes
that Steve Wynn cocksucker...
and knocks her up
and puts her...
in a f***ing family way.
Now, she's nothing
but a cheap fat whore...
hiding behind
too much make-up.
I look at her and see
her stretch marks.
It makes me want
to cry, because
I remember the way
she used to be.
Am I right?
There's no arguing
the bottom line.
Those places are raking it in...
and the Shangri-La
as she is now...
can't compete with that.
You think I'm trying
to compete with that?
You think that's
what we're about,
trying to bring in
the stroller crowd,
fresh off some 'E-ticket'
ride, trying...
to break the house
on red and black?
Fremont has never been
about that bullshit.
This is where old time
and real money come to play.
The numbers don't
back you up...
on that, Shelly.
Don't get me wrong.
Nostalgia is great
and we love nostalgia...
...but nostalgia
belongs in a museum.
time to decide...
whether you're
running a museum...
or you're running a casino.
Bernie.
'Mr. Cool.'
You got a minute?
I was just heading over to 14.
- It can wait.
How's the knee?
I met this orthopedic surgeon...
at Vegas Memorial.
He tells me...
they can rebuild a man's
entire kneecap out of titanium.
Oh, of course it costs
a shitload of money,
but seeing as this
gentleman is into us...
for 500 large, I thought maybe--
I told you, I'm not
gonna be here...
after Sunday.
Where are you gonna go,
Bernie?
Where the f*** are
you gonna go...
that's better than here?
I've got you covered
in this town.
People know you work for me.
That's currency
in your pocket.
That's f***ing respect,
when you walk the floor.
Where are you gonna get that,
anyplace else?
Seven days, Shelly...
I'm out from under.
Excuse me, sweetheart.
What's your name,
darling? Never mind.
This is who I am.
Yeah, that's right. I
like to know who's...
shopping it around
in my neighborhood,
so what you do is
be in my office...
if you want to continue...
to work here at
the Shangri-La...
and you and I will go over
the rules together.
I also want you to
bring me a clean...
bill of health.
All right, my dear?
Okay.
- All right, thank you.
How'd you like
to 'birdie' that hole, huh?
Say the word and
she's yours anytime.
I'll keep a running tab for you.
Nah.
What? What? She's
not your type?
Are you kidding me?
I've got to go.
Things are heating up on 14.
Let's do it in the room.
Kim, I think we got our laundry...
mixed up. I-- I'll
talk to you later.
Come on, let's go back
to the room.
$50 bucks only gets
you 20 minutes, man.
You're wasting your time.
Your soul is crippled.
Pray with me now.
Out, demon!
Let the crutches go!
Let the spirit into you!
Run with me!
F*** me harder!
Harder! Oh!
Oh, yeah, baby.
I like that. Come on.
Come on, come on.
You're so big!
You do? Hallelujah!
The Lord has shown
his face once again.
You gonna come all over me?
Oh, yeah, come all over me.
Let's do this, man.
Eight, the hard way.
$900 for Mr. Pinkerton.
- Seven and Seven.
Thanks, doll face.
- Jesus Christ!
Sh*t, I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm such a f***ing klutz.
No, this stuff happens.
- Oh, my God.
I'm sorry. This guy--
f***ing hands all over my ass.
You might want
to stick around.
I came to play.
Come again, sister,
in the name of Pinkie.
Take this.
Hard eight, huh?
How you like that?
Suck on that.
That's right. Give
me them dice.
Damn right.
One dollar,
hard eight.
All right, everybody,
get in. Here we go.
We'll bet $10.
Out! Seven out.
- Sh*t! God!
What the f*** are you
smiling at, b*tch?
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